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10 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

WaPo:

Trump appeared with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to announce a ‘beautiful’ trade deal with Japan. When Trump repeatedly urged him to talk about Japan buying “hundreds of millions of dollars of corn” Abe downgraded it to “the potential purchase of American corn” and emphasized “this will be done by the Japanese private sector.” Prime Minister Abe added, “We still have remaining work that has to be done at the working level before any deal is done.”

another day full of pure radiant bullshit from Don the Con

 

 

 

 

Don"t buy the corn, Prime Minister!

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“In a way, the world−view of the Party imposed itself most successfully on people incapable of understanding it. They could be made to accept the most flagrant violations of reality, because they never fully grasped the enormity of what was demanded of them, and were not sufficiently interested in public events to notice what was happening. By lack of understanding they remained sane. They simply swallowed everything, and what they swallowed did them no harm, because it left no residue behind, just as a grain of corn will pass undigested through the body of a bird.” George Orwell, 1984

 

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Is he asleep?

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More of one than the current admin does.
It's just monkeys banging on typewriters at this point.


You have to admit - we’re due for some Shakespeare.
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Of course they are. 

 

will ferrell lol GIF

8 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

...and the length of my penis must be measured starting at my butthole.

is that not how it's done? Asking for a friend. 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

That is repulsive.

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Is he asleep?

He was up at 1AM tweeting this. 

 

4 minutes ago, Kermit said:

That is repulsive.

But Joe Biden!  Boundaries!

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Can we get the guy from "Armageddon" who showed the rest of the NASA team what happens when you nuke a asteroid on the surface as opposed to from inside it...to show Trump what happens when you nuke a hurricane from the outside?  Or maybe we let Eric commandeer a naval vessel straight into the eye of the hurricane and detonate the device there?  

I bet you dollars to donuts Trump once heard that stat we all remember from junior high science class, "A category 5 hurricane has the same energy release as 100 nuclear warheads."  So Captain Dipshit thought we could defeat it by using 100 of our own warheads?  

You gotta give Trump credit for something.  For a guy who doesn't touch alcohol or weed, he sounds exactly like our craziest friend at the bar.  

 

19 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

is that not how it's done? Asking for a friend. 

No.  Got the answer from a friends mother. 

30 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Is he asleep?

Ivanka must not have made the trip or surely she'd be in that pic. 

Fuck him, I don't think Arizona is gonna play that bullshit game this time around 

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

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How did we get here?

 

I was hoping for a profanity laced rant about his slob-ness. I am disappoint.

Good lord, leaders of the two most powerful nations in the Northern Hemisphere and not one decent pants tailor between them? 

These two all-stars buy their shit off the rack from a Jos. A. Banks outlet mall stocked entire with irregular pants?  

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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Good lord, leaders of the two most powerful nations in the Northern Hemisphere and not one decent pants tailor between them? 

These two all-stars buy their shit off the rack from a Jos. A. Banks outlet mall stocked entire with irregular pants?  

i honestly don’t think there’s anything any tailor could do to make Trump look good.  because he’s super fucking fat.  

Actually, neither of their jackets and shirts look awwful, even for Trump's awkward build.  But both of them look like their colon's shat out their pants over their legs.  

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Trump's jacket and pants aren't even in the same ballpark.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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Is he asleep?

 

Good God, he weighs more than any other three people at that table combined.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Jack Straw said:

i honestly don’t think there’s anything any tailor could do to make Trump look good.  because he’s super fucking fat.  

And seriously knock-kneed.  Having pants legs cut like a pair of windsocks helps hide it.  

Imagine what he looks like trying to run or jog.  Publishing a video of that would be downright cruel.  

The existence of a public pee tape is more likely than one of him attempting locomotion and would be far less of a  narcissistic injury to him.

his clothes are a daily caricature of his fragile self consciousness.

 

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Good God, he weighs more than any other three people at that table combined.

 

 

 

Murica!

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Murica!

 

60 miles in 2 years?  That's it?  That's the fucking wall you idiots were promised?  The U.S. Government builds that much wall in a regular 2-year period just by accidental overages.  There's 3 miles in each direction on MoPac that got extra wall built on it.  That's 10% of this border wall built by a stupid government contractor that can't read plans correctly.  

2000 mile border, Captain Dipshit gets 60 miles of wall built and decides to hold a parade for himself?  3% of the border is "protected" by this new wall?  3%.  That's only 3% more than I kicked in and I don't even work with walls anymore.  Not since the sheetrock incident in Tennessee.  

 
I was hoping for a profanity laced rant about his slob-ness. I am disappoint.


I think I’ve run out of energy for that.

I’m just so fucking tired.
On 8/21/2019 at 7:52 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Please repeat the following until you get it through your thick skull. Then repeat it a few more times.

 

Jews and Israel are not synonyms.

 

Signed, a Jew.

Hey @Smax you pussy bitch are you ever going to respond to this?

Are we talking about Joe Walsh? I didn't look at shit all weekend. But seems like we should be talking about Joe Walsh. 

Like Trump, Joe Walsh likes big tits:

 

about those trump knock-knees I mentioned above

 

 

52 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

 

I love Ted Lieu. I wish more reps would just call Dotard an idiot like Ted did. 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The answers to all of your questions:

Ledge.

Scotch.

Y'all have thought I was kidding/being hyperbolic.  Look at the questions asked above.  Think about the answers to them.

Then pull up a chair and join me here.  I'm pretty sure we'll have a good view of the apocalypse, for what it's worth.

End of fiscal year 2000 the national debt was $5.6 trillion. From the entirety of the life span of the country until 2000. 

Fiscal year ending 2019 will be $960 billion in one year alone. Fiscal year ending 2020 will be over 1 trillion in a single year. 

All while riding an economic boom. Basic macro economics states in times of economic boom you raise taxes and raise interest rates. President Idiot and the anti-conservative republican party gave themselves massive rich man's tax cuts and have resisted all fed interest rate hikes. They've taken away the two most important tools for fighting the next recession. We're running blind through the lion's den with no gun. 

People are brutally  attacking each other over Popeyes Chicken sandwich shortages. What happens when this country of spoiled, entitled, uneducated idiots have to face down a massive recession the government can't pull out of?

about those trump knock-knees I mentioned above
 
 


Ughhhhhh we were so close!

I don’t think the fall would have killed them but man I wish they had both tumbled down ass over teakettle just because I know it would embarrass Trump so damn much to have that footage out there.
7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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Is he asleep?

Zero chance he has listened to any briefing about the topics that the other leaders had studied. 

#maga !!!!!!!!!

During one hurricane briefing at the White House, Trump responded: “I got it. Why don’t we nuke them?” according to an unnamed source who was present, Axios reported. “We drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can’t we do that?”

 

https://apple.news/AnOpH777uQWqMirfwE-ADFQ

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I’m not sure how anyone with half a brain can support this idiot ? 

He’ll always appeal to racists 

30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#maga !!!!!!!!!

During one hurricane briefing at the White House, Trump responded: “I got it. Why don’t we nuke them?” according to an unnamed source who was present, Axios reported. “We drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can’t we do that?”

 

https://apple.news/AnOpH777uQWqMirfwE-ADFQ

Sounds like a good way to globally distribute radioactive fallout. 

12 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

This pics story is probably helped out by its angle but you know trump won’t like it. Any old guy with a much younger wife is sensitive to her being too attentive to a younger guy. And trump is even more sensitive about his ego and appearances. Wouldn’t shock me if this pic keeps melania away from trudeau forever.

Market futures up because dotard said Cheeeena called him and wants to work out a trade deal.  Apparently Wall Street is as gullible as the typical resident of Arkansas or Pennsyltucky.

Short the hell out of the market open.

Quarterly reports at Doral must be bad.  Time for an international summit.

the trump family should seriously look to unload some of their properties. Once trump is out of office, all of the business, due to people sucking up to him ,will dry up. And others will continue to refuse to stay there. 

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8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Eh, that's the cost of doing business.  In the past, campaign managers would take a percentage of the ad buys as a portion of their salary.  Since their campaign doesn't do many traditional ad buys, he's taking a cut of donations.  He's a sack of shit, but I'm not going to find fault in how he's getting his cash.

Besides, with Trump, he knows he had better get it this way, because Trump sure as hell isn't going to pay the tab at the end.

7 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Haha, Melania wants a piece of the Canadian hottie too.

He only cares that Ivanka wants to bang.  He doesn't care that Melania does.

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