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First time I've been here. So far nobody can drive. Traffic is horrible. Everyone is an asshole. And it's too fucking crowded.

 

San Antonio comes in 2nd.

 

-Bernard

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8 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

First time I've been here. So far nobody can drive. Traffic is horrible. Everyone is an asshole. And it's too fucking crowded.

 

San Antonio comes in 2nd.

 

-Bernard

 

username definitely does not check out

and is this your sock- what's with the Bernard sig?  

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21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

username definitely does not check out

and is this your sock- what's with the Bernard sig?  

It's Bernard.  He logged onto the wrong account.  There are really only 9 posters on this entire board so it's hard to keep track.

-Army Brat

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Only been there a few times, but I agree...

 

1.  Still in college but GF in the Woodlands.  Let's drive 8 hours to space land to go to a party at her boss' house.  

2.  Running back in forth from Beaumont for insurance work.  Pull over in the hood for car trouble with a 40cal in hand.  They didn't want none.

3.  Visit a friend in Kingwood during the same insurance runs.   Cooled off some bar fights.  Fiend was on crutches or we probably would have gone full Toby Keith.  

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San Antonio is fine. You can still buy a nice house in a good school district for 300k, and the traffic isn't all that bad. 

Plus, you can actually get good tortillas here. 

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10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Shoulda been there in the 70's.

When Alief was booming and Huffmeister was between cow pastures.

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Just now, El Diablo said:

When Alief was booming and Huffmeister was between cow pastures.

When 610 stopped before you got to 59.

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What the hell? Bernard is posing as a young masturbating virgin on here with a jersey man sock?

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Posted (edited)

Piss off on the Houston hate.  It was perfectly fine until I left in the early 2000s other than being insufferably hot/humid. 

-El Diablo

Edited by dcbc

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Dang! Where does that leave Dallas?

A douche nest. 

- Rocko

Edited by ztejas

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4 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

First time I've been here. So far nobody can drive. Traffic is horrible. Everyone is an asshole. And it's too fucking crowded.

 

San Antonio comes in 2nd.

 

-Bernard

 

You should check out the scrip clubs   Legendary 

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I feel like anyone who complains about the traffic has never driven in any city before. It’s infinitely better than driving in Austin.

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Oh, okay.  I thought this was a thread about the Texian Revolution and that was a quote from Santa Anna.  You know, the guy who lost the battles because he only brought 1,238 Mexicans in his 2 station wagons.

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5 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

Traffic is horrible. Everyone is an asshole.

 

-Bernard

 

Sounds like the traffic around your momma's house. People pushing and shoving. Horrible.

Edited by Steel Shank

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Just now, formermav43 said:

It’s infinitely better than driving in Austin.

So is ripping your nuts off with a pair of pliers. 

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I love my little corner of sweat-soaked hell.  It sucks so much people keep piling in here. Sorry you and your puffy wrists can’t handle it.  

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1 minute ago, Okie State said:

Hard to believe there would be bad traffic, shitty drivers and a bunch of assholes in a big city.

Go fuck yourself, asshole. 

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16 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Oh, okay.  I thought this was a thread about the Texian Revolution and that was a quote from Santa Anna.  You know, the guy who lost the battles because he only brought 1,238 Mexicans in his 2 station wagons.

Were they real Mexicans or like some kind of Sears Mexicans. You know, cheap knockoffs from Spain? 

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7 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

First time I've been here.

Well, until today, your experience sounds just like your experience with a pussy.  Your opinion is almost as worthless as your authority on sex.

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Jersey Man is in Houston and isn't posted up in a strip club yet? 

Once he gets in one, I suspect his opinion is about to do a 180.

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7 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

First time I've been here. So far nobody can drive. Traffic is horrible. Everyone is an asshole. And it's too fucking crowded.

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Y’all would be driving on dirt roads and eating possum were it not for the economic contribution and taxes provided to the state by Houston metro.

 

 

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Houston really has gone downhill somewhat.  I went there back in May for the first time in nearly 10 years and Spring and The Woodlands was barely recognizable and covered in signs.   The humidity was unbearable, the traffic was awful and I've never seen so many signs in my life.    Give me DFW over Houston any day of the week and twice on Sundays.  

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7 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Houston really has gone downhill somewhat.  I went there back in May for the first time in nearly 10 years and Spring and The Woodlands was barely recognizable and covered in signs.   The humidity was unbearable, the traffic was awful and I've never seen so many signs in my life.    Give me DFW over Houston any day of the week and twice on Sundays.  

Maybe if you actually came to Houston, you’d realize it’s become a fantastic city over the last 10 years. 

When the city is the most diverse in the country, perhaps you’re not getting the whole picture from The Woodlands and Spring. You know - not Houston. 

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2 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Oh, it’s humid? Are you the new skipper on the fucking SS Obvious? You don’t fuck much do you?

other than your mom, no, he does not. 

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"I hate Houston. Lemme tell you why: so I was in Katy and I had to go to Sugar Land, but Pearland..."

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Houston really has gone downhill somewhat.  I went there back in May for the first time in nearly 10 years and Spring and The Woodlands was barely recognizable and covered in signs.   The humidity was unbearable, the traffic was awful and I've never seen so many signs in my life.    Give me DFW over Houston any day of the week and twice on Sundays.  

You should just move to zoklahomo

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other than your mom, no, he does not. 

Kinda hard to white knight him with his cock in your mouth. But to each their own I guess.

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Just now, Homesickhorn said:


Kinda hard to white knight him with his cock in your mouth. But to each their own I guess.

yeah I don’t know what this means.  all I said was that your mom’s a fucking slut. 

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Wait, so you hate Houston and San Antonio? You must be from Dallas. Oh, and as someone who has lived in San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, and Houston, I would pick SA and Houston over any of them. If you hate the driving in Houston it’s because you’re probably a pussy behind the wheel. If you have some balls, driving in Houston is awesome.

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yeah I don’t know what this means.  all I said was that your mom’s a fucking slut. 

You kinda came to his defense was all I was saying. I got the fact that you were calling my mom a slut, because you said HE was fucking her. I’m just kinda curious as to how you knew?
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2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Y’all would be driving on dirt roads and eating possum were it not for the economic contribution and taxes provided to the state by Houston metro.

 

 

 

If that solved the traffic problem in Austin, it would be worth it.

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50 minutes ago, Hate said:

Wait, so you hate Houston and San Antonio? You must be from Dallas. Oh, and as someone who has lived in San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, and Houston, I would pick SA and Houston over any of them. If you hate the driving in Houston it’s because you’re probably a pussy behind the wheel. If you have some balls, driving in Houston is awesome.

 

SA > Austin > Houston > Dallas imo

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