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Matt Gaetz is a complete douchebag and he needs his own thread

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25 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

So Gaetz has a non-white, transgender son? The man is a saint

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30 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

 

16 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

surely this can't be accurate

I found that same info when I went to the State Department’s site. They break down adoptions by country. Cuban law prohibits adoption of Cubans by non-Cubans.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/Intercountry-Adoption/adopt_ref/adoption-statistics1.html?wcmmode=disabled

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1 minute ago, Foggy Notion said:

 

I found that same info when I went to the State Department’s site. They break down adoptions by country. Cuban law prohibits adoption of Cubans by non-Cubans.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/Intercountry-Adoption/adopt_ref/adoption-statistics1.html?wcmmode=disabled

Nestor wouldn't show up in that data regardless if I'm understanding the situation clearly. Gaetz only claims he came to Florida six years ago. So I'm guessing that if any adoption actually did take place, it would've happened afterward.

Not being a lawyer, I would think that weird custody document from a Florida court posted previously would be the right rabbit hole to go down (NTTAWWT).

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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Nestor wouldn't show up in that data regardless if I'm understanding the situation clearly. Gaetz only claims he came to Florida six years ago. So I'm guessing that if any adoption actually did take place, it would've happened afterward.

Not being a lawyer, I would think that weird custody document from a Florida court posted previously would be the right rabbit hole to go down (NTTAWWT).

but he carefully avoided the word "adopted"

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This Katie Hill?  what could she possibly have in common with Gaetz?

 

Yea, that’s why I said the shit got weirder. 2020 man. 

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5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

but he carefully avoided the word "adopted"

Good point. Better way to put it is that he "took custody" of his underaged imported Cuban sex slave "son" sometime since 2014.

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7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Nestor wouldn't show up in that data regardless if I'm understanding the situation clearly. Gaetz only claims he came to Florida six years ago. So I'm guessing that if any adoption actually did take place, it would've happened afterward.

I agree with this. I was posting the link just to show that it is real, legitimate data and explaining why the number of Cuban adoptions is so low. But I agree that Nestor likely wouldn’t show up in that data anyways. Perhaps because he was adopted after he got here. Or, as has been mentioned, because he wasn’t actually “adopted” by Gaetz. 

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I’m no lawyer but it looks like he was the attorney for the sister to obtain a guardianship. Which means the sister had custody until the boy turned 18.

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And add this to my theory-

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And to complete to circle of WTF -

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21 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m no lawyer but it looks like he was the attorney for the sister to obtain a guardianship. Which means the sister had custody until the boy turned 18.

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And add this to my theory-

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And to complete to circle of WTF -

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Soooo....how would that make Nestor his son?? Smells like bullshit from Gaetz and co.

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9 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Soooo....how would that make Nestor his son?? Smells like bullshit from Gaetz and co.

Because Nestor calls him Daddy.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

lol This poor guy should just legally change his name at this point.

 

Every time I see his handle it takes me a minute. This is hilarious. 

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Yeah, I think that Gaetz overstated and lied when he called Nestor his "son"....but I'm not sure that anything sinister really has happened between Gaetz and Nestor.  I'd have to see more info.

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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I think that Gaetz overstated and lied when he called Nestor his "son"....but I'm not sure that anything sinister really has happened between Gaetz and Nestor.  I'd have to see more info.

Yeah, and I'm the pollyanna around here.

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49 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Nestor isn't the kid from the closet in Miami is he? 

Well, he's from a closet in a Miami

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If you look at his twitter timeline his sister (?) has posted a bunch of old pictures of them together and people sharing stories. Buncha’ lib assholes

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m no lawyer but it looks like he was the attorney for the sister to obtain a guardianship. Which means the sister had custody until the boy turned 18.

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And add this to my theory-

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And to complete to circle of WTF -

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So Gaetz was fucking his client and then subsequently took possession of her brother??  

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9 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Well, he's from a closet in a Miami

Matthew 6:5 “Pray in a closet”

Matthew G “Gay in a closet”

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that there might be more homer-sex-you-alls in the Republican party than across the aisle.

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4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

So Gaetz was fucking his client and then subsequently took possession of her brother??  

Party of family values.

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

So Gaetz was fucking his client and then subsequently took possession of her brother??  

iirc under texas ethics rules it's ok to for your fuck buddy to become your client but not the other way around. gonna guess floriduh is similar.

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15 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

So Gaetz was fucking his client and then subsequently took possession of her brother??  

Close enough.

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48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

but I'm not sure that anything sinister really has happened between Gaetz and Nestor.  I'd have to see more info.

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Nestor isn't the kid from the closet in Miami is he? 

He was until Gaetz pulled him out of the closet today.

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Posted (edited)

It's quite interesting but I feel sympathy for "Nestor."

Because timelines are something I like to delve into, here are some fun tidbits:

Gaetz was born in 1982 and would've been 24 when the Mark Foley (R- Florida) scandal broke in 2006. If you'll recall, way back in the 1980's there was a lot of brouhaha over Congresspersons passing around pages like candy. After some hot air, things went quiet but it was a poorly kept secret for years that Foley (elected to the House in the mid 1990s) liked young men and pages were warned about him and potential advances. Not the only Republican representative accused of leading a secret illicit lifestyle, but he was the one who was charged after he sent inappropriate emails to a 16 year old page. (short version). In the race to fill his seat, a safe Republican district went to the Democratic challenger. Two years after he resigned over sexually explicit messages,  law enforcement in Florida determined there was insufficient evidence to conclude he had broken Florida laws.

Gaetz had been in law school at this time in Richmond, Virginia at the College of William and Mary. He graduated in 2007 with a J.D. He worked for awhile as an attorney in Fort Walton Beach prior to becoming a state legislator in 2010.

Matt's father was a state senator, so there must be something in the water there cause Florida gonna Florida.

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37 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Seriously. Something is fucky.

 

Gaetz smiles like he just caught a bullet in his teeth.

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There is a slight Kennedy family resemblance in his smile. Don't know if it's the way his photos turn out, or his broad face, but it frequently makes me think of Teddy Kennedy. Obviously not a ringer for him but he has that similar dissipated look.

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Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

There is a slight Kennedy family resemblance in his smile. Don't know if it's the way his photos turn out, or his broad face, but it frequently makes me think of Teddy Kennedy. Obviously not a ringer for him but he has that similar dissipated look.

 

 

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37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Gaetz smiles like he just caught a bullet in his teeth.

He looks like a post-orthodontia Eddie Munster.

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m no lawyer but it looks like he was the attorney for the sister to obtain a guardianship. Which means the sister had custody until the boy turned 18.

ed1a49fb956156791eccb6a234fc1121.jpg

And add this to my theory-

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And to complete to circle of WTF -

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and then matty got custody.... of dat ass

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

So Gaetz was fucking his client and then subsequently took possession of her brother??  

Took possession... of dat ass.

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38 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

 

Has a bit of an Osmonds vibe to him. 

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m no lawyer but it looks like he was the attorney for the sister to obtain a guardianship. Which means the sister had custody until the boy turned 18.

Wait.  So the sister was also the mother?

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1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

 

 

Looks like Jim Harbaugh and Butthead made a baby then hit it in the head with a 2-by-4 while its skull was still soft.

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4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He's the light of my life but I've never mentioned in him in public, not once.

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"Maybe light means receptacle and life means dick?"

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