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On 12/4/2019 at 10:31 PM, General Specific said:


Now “This is something Surly can get behind”!

NowThis would actually prefer that she get behind him

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There'sanameihavent........jpg

Surprised vince McMahon didnt make stoops pick him up for dumbass aggy and ticket sales.

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7 hours ago, markstanco said:

There'sanameihavent........jpg

Surprised vince McMahon didnt make stoops pick him up for dumbass aggy and ticket sales.

I think he’s faded from the public consciousness to the point that it wouldn’t really move the needle on ticket sales.

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Isn't there someone, somewhere trying to get the Senior Football League going?

This has to be Johnny Two Puddin's only shot at touching non-viable balls.

I mean, we all enjoy watching young guys trying to kill one another, right? Right, so why not old guys actually killing one another? Mind you, the League will have to have a strict 30-second limit on removing injured, dead, and dying players from the field of play, but if it's done right there should be ways to make that a Good Thing™ instead of a distraction - say, Free Tacos for a broken spine on a Hometeamer. No penalty for exceeding the time, but restart the game with the Downed Player still on the field; team plays short-handed, can't have sub until removed, but only counts as Off Side if actually participating in the play.

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13 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s a fine line.  Bc blow is awesome.  Luckily I’ve given all that up.  

For real. That shit makes you feel like the greatest superhero. 

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2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

A drugged up aggy online scholar saying could of, would of, should of is not surprising.  

‘aggy scholar’ 

‘tasty sewage’

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16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Gratitude, narcissism, and a grammar error all in 280 characters or less.  Impressive.

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18 hours ago, markstanco said:

Surprised vince McMahon didnt make stoops pick him up for dumbass aggy and ticket sales.

Do I remember hearing the XFL wouldn’t even consider him given his domestic violence and substance abuse?  Can’t remember the details but seems he wasn’t even eligible...even if he didn’t completely suck ass.

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34 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Do I remember hearing the XFL wouldn’t even consider him given his domestic violence and substance abuse?  Can’t remember the details but seems he wasn’t even eligible...even if he didn’t completely suck ass.

It was one of them.  I think it was an insurance issue or something.  

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24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It was one of them.  I think it was an insurance issue or something.  

because he sells insurance?

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6 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Tweets seem like a ploy to remind the rubes to buy his shitty szn gear. Smart.

well it would be smart

but John forgot the fucking password and got locked out of it....or maybe what's her face got it in the divorce

https://comebackszn.store/

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Do I remember hearing the XFL wouldn’t even consider him given his domestic violence and substance abuse?  Can’t remember the details but seems he wasn’t even eligible...even if he didn’t completely suck ass.
That is too bad. Best aggy ever not getting to play in minor league spring ball.

Vince is missing out on a ton of dumbass fans.

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15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

That is too bad. Best aggy ever not getting to play in minor league spring ball.

Vince is missing out on a ton of dumbass fans.

I don't think Vince wants to deal with the media fallout when Johnny skips out on the last game of the season, shows up at a floating Mississippi casino in a wig, with a fake mustache and answering to pages as Johnny Freshwater.    

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I don't think Vince wants to deal with the media fallout when Johnny skips out on the last game of the season, shows up at a floating Mississippi casino in a wig, with a fake mustache and answering to pages as Johnny Freshwater.    
I dont think vince understands aggy. If he was to play for Huston or Dallas he would get more fans. Those dumbass aggies love him.

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VY and JFF have oddly similar narrative arcs. The apex of those arcs is poetically symbolic of the programs they represent. 

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4 hours ago, brown water said:

VY and JFF have oddly similar narrative arcs. The apex of those arcs is poetically symbolic of the programs they represent. 

JFF and VY came from probably as different backgrounds growing up as you can get.    I just can't see your comparison here, other than they are both out of pro football now after less than glorious runs.   

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1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

JFF and VY came from probably as different backgrounds growing up as you can get.    I just can't see your comparison here, other than they are both out of pro football now after less than glorious runs.   

VY’s pro career was glorious compared to JFF. As was his college career. And high school.

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Manziel is too out of shape and regarded to even play in the XFL. He can't read a playbook. He's a functioning regard. 

But he was the most “lit” player on the field.

(If by lit we mean high)

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12 minutes ago, demos said:


But he was the most “lit” player on the field.

(If by lit we mean high)

Oh yeah, he was lit on that cocaine. I imagine that's what it takes to make BCS remotely tolerable with those sheep fucking tards surrounding you asking to suck your dick. 

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Laughingstock.

 

Quote

A year ago, Johnny Manziel signed with the Alliance of American Football after its season had already started. He may want to do the same this year in the XFL.

Manziel wrote on Twitter the if XFL Commissioner Oliver Luck wants him, Manziel will play.

“Oliver Luck,” Manziel wrote. “If ya wanna boost your ratings to another level just send me the contract tomorrow and we’re in there. Like I said YEARS ago… XFL2020 give the people what they want.”

A few hours after tweeting that, however, Manziel deleted his account.

PFT article

 

Edited by SimkinsMan

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Manziel returned to Twitter the next day, and he said this: “Have zero desire to play any football these days. Just love stirring up controversy.”
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/02/24/johnny-manziel-returns-to-twitter-says-he-has-zero-desire-to-play-football/

Stay vigil-lit JFF! So no offers huh? Lmao. I love the comments under the article. Especially the one that said he could have announced this before the 2014 draft. Burn. He’s like the Lindsay Lohan of football. 

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8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Manziel returned to Twitter the next day, and he said this: “Have zero desire to play any football these days. Just love stirring up controversy.”
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/02/24/johnny-manziel-returns-to-twitter-says-he-has-zero-desire-to-play-football/

Stay vigil-lit JFF! So no offers huh? Lmao. I love the comments under the article. Especially the one that said he could have announced this before the 2014 draft. Burn. He’s like the Lindsay Lohan of football. 

That's like me saying I have zero desire to bang Mila Kunis

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24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Manziel returned to Twitter the next day, and he said this: “Have zero desire to play any football these days. Just love stirring up controversy.”
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/02/24/johnny-manziel-returns-to-twitter-says-he-has-zero-desire-to-play-football/

Stay vigil-lit JFF! So no offers huh? Lmao. I love the comments under the article. Especially the one that said he could have announced this before the 2014 draft. Burn. He’s like the Lindsay Lohan of football. 

lindsay lohan snl GIF

Lohan had at least 2 redeeming qualities

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Dear JFF:  Please find your mental twin Jussie Smollett, then both of you go jump off the edge of the earth and save the rest of us a shitload of aggravation.

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On 2/8/2020 at 8:34 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Geeze, am I the only one who knows that it's actually "coulda imagined"?

 

 

 

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