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1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

We got a new AC last week ($14K, fuck) with a Nest thermostat. I told my wife that the app can only be on one phone. So far that seems to be working.

The Honeywell app is convoluted enough to prevent mine from wanting it on her phone.  Also found out she never got MyQ installed.  She always wondered how I knew when she was leaving (ALERT: Garage Door opened: 1:43 PM).

Neighbor gave us a soccer goal this week, and the wife and kids are having a blast playing with it RIGHT in front of the Nest camera.  So I guess she's getting her revenge.

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9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

She was playing chess, check-fucking-mate. 

I think I’ve told this story before, but the wife of a friend of mine took their SUV to the dealership for some minor repairs. Dealership says our loaner car is out for the day, but use this brand-new SUV to run your errands. Take your time. 
 

Yep……. 

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1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

She either wrecked it, or she liked it so well she never came home with her old car. 

I think the sales guy knows who he’s dealing with here. 

She came home with it.  Like S.O.2 said- salesman was playing chess. 

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9 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

We got a new AC last week ($14K, fuck) with a Nest thermostat. I told my wife that the app can only be on one phone. So far that seems to be working.

Same here

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Genuine laugh out loud at run out of gas get new car.

I think it was PJ O’Rourke who told a story about how when the Saudis were first swimming in oil money they would trade in their Benzes when the ashtrays started overflowing.
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I think I’ve told this story before, but the wife of a friend of mine took their SUV to the dealership for some minor repairs. Dealership says our loaner car is out for the day, but use this brand-new SUV to run your errands. Take your time. 
 
Yep……. 

That's how I was surprised with a new leased S-Class in my BearSchlong 1.0 simulation.

Fuck I love version 2.0. My overhead is about 75% less.

Except rn I got sucked into taking her to see Rick Springfield tonight with my son’s in-laws. The Woodlands GILF watching might be amusing.
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51 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


I think it was PJ O’Rourke who told a story about how when the Saudis were first swimming in oil money they would trade in their Benzes when the ashtrays started overflowing.

Elderly, eccentric bachelor neighbor eats unshelled peanuts and throws the shells on the floorboards. Trades pickups every two years and says they get the shells too. 

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