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Turns out we needed the Urban or Bust thread to reach 416 pages for CTH to get fired instead of The Fire Tom Herman thread.

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2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

definitely going for a raise

Sexton may help Texas get Urban to 12M per, even chipping in some shekels himself.  He will make a LOT of bank resetting the market like that.  

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I just can't believe that Meyer wouldn't know early on if he really wants to get back in.  If it isn't a quick "yes,as long as I get what I need." when we call then he isn't ready.  I'm sure he knows he can't gut the tOSU staff but could take a couple.  he would know if certain guys would be on board pretty fast.  

It just makes no sense to drag this to the very end with CDC because he doesn't know if he wants to "return to the grind" yet.  If he is getting what he wants from a AD support/organization control standpoint it should already be done, minus the bits the lawyers work through.

 

what if i told you all those questions were already answered they just haven't been aired yet?

46 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I want him to use Big Noon as a platform for acceptance.  My dream would be CDC has given UM permission to fire Herman on set, for Urban to get a longhorn pin out of his pocket and put it on his suit jacket, put his feet up on the table, pull a cigar out of his pocket, light it as Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart laugh and say "You can't smoke in here!".  He will look at them, smile a sly grin, and Fox will go to commercial as he raises his right hand with the hook'em.

You watch way too much pro wrestling

Me following the Urban rumors.

 

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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It remains to be seen if the new athletic director and Mullen’s new agent, Jimmy Sexton, can negotiate a contract to keep the longtime coach in Starkville.
 

 

 

 

yup

bingo.  raise for Mullen incoming if Urbs doesn't take the gig.

Can we fire Herman during the Eyes of Texas?

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Me following the Urban rumors.

 

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25 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

God damn, a Larry Coker reference!   Legit lol

Legendary 

And I want to see Urban at UT.  Unlike a lot of fans my self worth isn’t tied to OU beating Texas.  So bring on the best version you got and let’s make the RRSO the marquee game for every cfb season.  And yes, this is a be careful what you wish for thing...

And get away from 11am kicks.  I love it.

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

what if i told you all those questions were already answered they just haven't been aired yet?

so 30 for 30 inbound.  "the day college football shook"

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Can we fire Herman during the Eyes of Texas?

Fire Herman in Manhattan, say you have a private plane for him to go back, take him to Alaska, leave his ass there

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Enough already...let's ice this deal by sending this to Urbs' room at HSB.

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23 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

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Oily face. Would not bang.

Just now, Rip76 said:

And get away from 11am kicks.  I love it.

Actually will cause more 11am kicks.  Seems like Fox is putting that as a key time slot for their CFB coverage going forward.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Actually will cause more 11am kicks.  Seems like Fox is putting that as a key time slot for their CFB coverage going forward.

Not sure what part of Big Noon Saturday misled people

24 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

fuck cobra. the hardline has sucked dick since GREGGO left.

FIFY.  Yeah, I know he was a fuck up.  But he was a funny fuck up.

 

fuck corby 

2 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

I wonder how much of the college arms race has been due solely to Jimmy Sexton.

Fuck that guy

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Sexton may help Texas get Urban to 12M per, even chipping in some shekels himself.  He will make a LOT of bank resetting the market like that.  

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4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fire Herman in Manhattan, say you have a private plane for him to go back, take him to Alaska, leave his ass there

I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day; just mail him his clothes.

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(Dale Dye by the way)

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's also a respect thing. I hate OU way more than aggy, but I also respect them as a worthy rival, so I rarely leave OU or Sooners uncapitalized. 

Kind of a "stoop to their level" thing, too, but you nailed it with atm. I don't care because I know how much it irritates them and it's funny. 

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Respect them as a rival? For the last two decades you've been respecting them as your daddy

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

No, it isn't. I think it's the most aggie shit that you guys do on the board when you go out of your way to misspell their name. It's pathetically ironic and I've never once been interested in participating in that witless shit. The jokes on us when y'all do that.

Aggie is a noun, like "that guy is an Aggie."

Aggy is a verb, like "that guy is Aggy."

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

move on back 2 squares.  send an instant karma to me.  initial it, with loving care.

I'll be the round about.The words will make you out and out .You change the day your way

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2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Respect them as a rival? For the last two decades you've been respecting them as your daddy

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8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Actually will cause more 11am kicks.  Seems like Fox is putting that as a key time slot for their CFB coverage going forward.

Yes, the 11 AM game is the premier slot for both ABC and Fox.  I'm not sure why so many folks don't understand this.

9 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Oily face. Would not bang.

What? You don’t use pillowcases? 
Pleb...

The leaks about Mullen are worrisome. Maybe his agent though so who knows.

12 minutes ago, wood said:

Exactly correct. Everyone makes us out to be the bad guys anyway, even when we suck. Let 'em hate us for beating their asses from now on.

This.

I miss when everybody hated us but they fucking dreaded playing us.  

Remember the VY days when Okie St blew huge leads and had to console themselves that the final score was closer than it was supposed to be?  

Remember when we'd look at the schedule and say, "OU and Ohio State will be tough, so 10-2 at worst"?

We need to remind some teams who they are and who we are.  Bring in Urban and let's go Keyser Soze on this whole garbage conference.

4 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

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Respect them as a rival? For the last two decades you've been respecting them as your daddy

Username; it checks out.

18 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

That fucker's tweet made no sense.   I wish I was a Rich White People

LOL. Yep. Me, too.

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Aggie is a noun, like "that guy is an Aggie."

Aggy is a verb, like "that guy is Aggy."

"aggy" is never capitalized

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

This.

I miss when everybody hated us but they fucking dreaded playing us.  

Remember the VY days when Okie St blew huge leads and had to console themselves that the final score was closer than it was supposed to be?  

Remember when we'd look at the schedule and say, "OU and Ohio State will be tough, so 10-2 at worst"?

We need to remind some teams who they are and who we are.  Bring in Urban and let's go Keyser Soze on this whole garbage conference.

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4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Aggie is a noun, like "that guy is an Aggie."

Aggy is a verb, like "that guy is Aggy."

Umm, MK, I think your second example is an adjective, not a verb.

I am in the camp of the misspellings and all lowercase are typical characteristics of the Aggie mentality.

Can we fire Herman during the Eyes of Texas?



Gabriel just blew his horn, Tom.
6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Aggie is a noun, like "that guy is an Aggie."

Aggy is a verb, like "that guy is Aggy."

I thought the point of "aggy" was that it can refer to an individual, a group, the entirety of them, the school itself, or their hive mindset.

3 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The leaks about Mullen are worrisome. Maybe his agent though so who knows.

I would bet a large, large sum it's his agent.  Makes absolutely zero sense it would come from the Texas side even if he was a backup option.   Pisses me off when $9.95'ers allow themselves to be agent mouth pieces.

33 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

I had a Bert's T-Man for lunch today.
My Friday is already good!

Enjoy the weekend fellow Surls, the Hermancipation is Nigh! emoji869.png

You're welcome

Just now, Longhorn Fever said:

Umm, MK, I think your second example is an adjective, not a verb.

I am in the camp of the misspellings and all lowercase are typical characteristics of the Aggie mentality.

"fuck aggy" is a noun in this case, right Professor?

Finally caught up and just wanted to say I love you crazy fuckers.

Did we ever figure get consensus on the worst town in Texas? 

I thought the point of "aggy" was that it can refer to an individual, a group, the entirety of them, the school itself, or their hive mindset.
Not to aggy it up, but yeah. [emoji869]
14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fire Herman in Manhattan, say you have a private plane for him to go back, take him to Alaska, leave his ass there

Then he boards the plane to see plastic on the floor and Matt Davis sitting in the corner...

Just now, GreenGiant said:

Finally caught up and just wanted to say I love you crazy fuckers.

Did we ever figure get consensus on the worst town in Texas? 

It's Lubbock. Has to be. 

I get called an "aggy" plant because I spelled it "aggie". I try not do aggie shit things like "herrr derrr t.u." crap here or on other platforms. Don't want to stoop to their bullshit. We're better than that.

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12 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Oily face. Would not bang.

Wash then bang, if that's your only issue. I think she's attractive, but she smokes and drinks a LOT from interviews she's made (when multiple magazine interviewers note her showing up to interviews with burning through cigs and drinks in hand). That's her choice, but kissing an often-drunk ashtray is always a pain in the end, one way or another, from my experiences.

18 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fire Herman in Manhattan, say you have a private plane for him to go back, take him to Alaska, leave his ass there

*starts perusing Saturday evening flight schedules. 

1 minute ago, senorfussybutt said:

I get called an "aggy" plant because I spelled it "aggie". I try not do aggie shit things like "herrr derrr t.u." crap here or on other platforms. Don't want to stoop to their bullshit. We're better than that.

Username checks out.

20 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Oily face. Would not bang.

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10 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

Yes, the 11 AM game is the premier slot for both ABC and Fox.  I'm not sure why so many folks don't understand this.

98% of people don't understand this because all they care about is it sucks

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