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1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

fuck cobra. the hardline has sucked dick since Rhynes left.  Less since that windbag left.

Sucked dick before, during & after rhyner.  

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Just now, Newy25 said:

I guess I missed the Ohio St board post that now says 100% he isn’t going to take the job. I’m assuming they wouldn’t say that if their sources were not sure for fear of their couches being set on fire by their subscribers. 

I thought this was by just a random poster on their board and no mod has come out and said that.

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I guess I missed the Ohio St board post that now says 100% he isn’t going to take the job. I’m assuming they wouldn’t say that if their sources were not sure for fear of their couches being set on fire by their subscribers. 

Are you talking about the post that was by one of their posters, not a mod for the site?

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

I thought this was by just a random poster on their board and no mod has come out and said that.

There is one unequivocal "no" from a poster on Bucknuts. There is another, Hamm-like mouthbreather who has his own scoop site also reporting it is a "no." The latter claims to have texted with UM in the past, whatever the fuck that's worth. 

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I thought this was by just a random poster on their board and no mod has come out and said that.

It is. Random Lotushorn poster and some dude that got tased in a cab

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I thought this was by just a random poster on their board and no mod has come out and said that.

I know the board he is talking about.  A mod on there has said basically the same thing.  Problem is, their "mods" are just basic people with forum control.

3pm is decent time to switch  to liquor right?

2 minutes ago, RVC2005 said:

I know the board he is talking about.  A mod on there has said basically the same thing.  Problem is, their "mods" are just basic people with forum control.

So basically the same as this site...

Just now, RGBIII said:

3pm is decent time to switch  to liquor right?

Can't drink all day unless you start in the morning

Just now, RGBIII said:

3pm is decent time to switch  to liquor right?

you havent yet?

Just now, irishtexan said:

So basically the same as this site...

Yeah but ours look like Jesus and eat McRibs

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

3pm is decent time to switch  to liquor right?

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1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

fuck cobra. the hardline has sucked dick since Rhynes left.

Didnt he get let go?  Let him move to OKC and work at that homer station. 

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

oh christ, the narrative of firing him because of the eyes now.  fuck these people.  the dude couldn't come in second it what at this point might be the worst conference in P5 and will average losing 4-5 games per season being paid top 10 money.  

Yup. 
 

Not to mention what reciting looks like. 
 

I thinks that’s the bail of straw on the camels back

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can't drink all day unless you start in the morning

Oh I started in the morning just wasnt sure ifI should  stick to beer

@immamac this thread setting a pace record?  Not sure if it’s already been discussed....I can’t keep up.   No updates needed.  I’ll figure it out.  

Refusing to glance at the recruiting thread until we have HC assurance.  If no Urban Meyer, then I expect recruiting to drop like a lead balloon.  

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

3pm is decent time to switch  to liquor right?

Well it is Friday, I guess I can have another half glass /HillaryFan420  

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nobody is saying fire at the airport on the tarmac

. The team will likely be back that evening about 6-7. it’s only a 2 hour flight. 

There could be a late announcement Saturday night or early Sunday morning. 

CDC could fire him on the plane and throw his ass out the door for all I care but I just don't see it happening Saturday.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

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I'll drink some Dimple Pinch to that! 

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It’s been 5 days....we still haven’t heard a no.  At this point, it has to be happening.  If he really wants to coach again, he’s not getting this same deal.  Kelly has his job at Norte Dame locked down.  USC may or may not open and they may or may not offer him everything we have.  It’s now or never for him, he’s not getting younger either.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

CDC could fire him on the plane and throw his ass out the door for all I care but I just don't see it happening Saturday.

Michelle will open the door.

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

It’s been 5 days....we still haven’t heard a no.  At this point, it has to be happening.  If he really wants to coach again, he’s not getting this same deal.  Kelly has his job at Norte Dame locked down.  USC may or may not open and they may or may not offer him everything we have.  It’s now or never for him, he’s not getting younger either.

How many days did the Saban saga last without a definite no? (can't really remember). I know this is a completely different situation. 

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4 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

tomorrow, my liver dies.

Mines been cooked for awhile. It ain't to bad. 

Just now, victory88 said:

It’s been 5 days....we still haven’t heard a no.  At this point, it has to be happening.  If he really wants to coach again, he’s not getting this same deal.  Kelly has his job at Norte Dame locked down.  USC may or may not open and they may or may not offer him everything we have.  It’s now or never for him, he’s not getting younger either.

Thought is possibly NFL too to leave college recruiting behind, specifically Bengals.  I don't see that though, but you never no.

If Urban is coming I suspect Monday evening is the cut off point. He isn't here by Monday then this isn't happening. 

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

3pm is decent time to switch  to liquor right?

 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

When/if this happens Urban will want to meet with the team prior to the press conference 

and this is when we'll know.  That will leak for sure

Maybe the countdown should begin after Tom is canned.  Maybe.

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Thought is possibly NFL too to leave college recruiting behind, specifically Bengals.  I don't see that though, but you never no.

I, for one, question whether his coaching would translate to the NFL. Seems one of his absolute biggest strengths is recruiting, which doesn't translate to the next level.

"I guess I have to say it," Saban said. "I'm not going to be the Alabama coach."                    Dec 21, 2006

 

On January 3, 2007, following a meeting with Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga, Saban announced that he had accepted an offer to become Alabama's 27th head coach.

Literal text I got today.  He's not a BMD by any means but he is connected to a lot of people...... I am obviously of a different opinion......I will give him credit though....he was right that we should have hired James Franklin instead of Charlie.
 
"not a fan of this move . I like Herman . He took over a depleted program and I think has done a decent job. Part of the reason to get rid of him is the issue of the players and the eyes of Texas issue . Cancel culture strikes again ."
 
 

Not even a little bit of the reason. Actually the fact he weathered that reasonably well was one of the few points in his favor.

What exactly did Herman do or not do?
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Thought is possibly NFL too to leave college recruiting behind, specifically Bengals.  I don't see that though, but you never no.

He basically asked for the Cowboys job on TV last year so there’s some degree of interest.
Just now, Mikey4 said:
13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
3pm is decent time to switch  to liquor right?

Amateur

Yup!
"You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning!"

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

and this is when we'll know.  That will leak for sure

I think if we find out that Herman has been let go tomorrow evening, all signs will be pointing to Urban becoming our next coach before the weekend is over.

This site is awesome....If you are willing to scroll back 300 pages or so, I am positive that you will find post between there in here listing every fucking calendar date as the "if it ain't by ______ date, it ain't happening". The date keeps moving and our hope keeps growing. 

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14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
3pm is decent time to switch  to liquor right?

Amateur

is 2 drinks a day too much? asking for a friend.

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3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

and this is when we'll know.  That will leak for sure

It will leak or be announced before he meets with team. Announcement > team meeting > press conference 

 

 

7 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Mines been cooked for awhile. It ain't to bad. 

your liver's not that important, that's why the human body has two of them

Just now, tejas60 said:

is 2 drinks a day too much? asking for a friend.

How big is the glass?

14 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Yeah but ours look like Jesus and eat McRibs

Bless you my son

12 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Refusing to glance at the recruiting thread until we have HC assurance.  If no Urban Meyer, then I expect recruiting to drop like a lead balloon.  

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It will leak or be announced before he meets with team. Announcement > team meeting > press conference 

 

 

Someone’s woo can confirm for us

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

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Still looking that good and she smokes like a fish

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