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Just now, TexMexBuddha said:

Texas is not a topic today. Big Noon kickoff team is aligned.

Yep. Even said we have a "shot" at a big 12 title game lulz. 

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Just now, Dark Horse said:

Who dresses these dude, for fuck's sake Quinn

Queer eye for the Straight Guy?

27 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

if you have Dish you ain't watching the game

locast.org is free. you just have to kind of restart it every 15 minutes or so when they beg for money.

It’s gonna be funny watching everyone pretend nothings going on. 

Urban flashing the ring

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Damn ask and you shall receive 😳

The timing on those two posts is fucking hilarious

Are OSU fans despondent because he didn't put on a red tie? or red and white tie to show his solidarity?

29 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

if you have Dish you ain't watching the game

YouTube TV has a free 14 day trial. You should get your local channels with it. 

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The timing on those two posts is fucking hilarious

Unintentional but hilarious. Yes. But if the anticipation of that brings in more posters...lmao

I was mixing up my Chuys jalapeño ranch sauce and missed the deadline. What page are the nudes on?

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Are OSU fans despondent because he didn't put on a red tie? or red and white tie to show his solidarity?

Because they live in fucking Ohio....

2 minutes ago, Hammerhead said:

It’s gonna be funny watching everyone pretend nothings going on. 

I hope it is never mentioned and is awkwardly spoke around. That's exactly what should happen if it's happening. 

Hasn't denied it yet.. good sign

13 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You're welcome

Wait. What’d I miss?
 

Share the link, brother. I also have Dish. 

Yellow like the yellow ROSE of Texas?

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Just now, BabaYaga said:

Because they live in fucking Ohio....

Its really cold there. Boo!

Urban still mad about the HCs on the committee.

11 hours ago, Austx said:

Horns pummel KSU, KU game is cancelled by Monday, Herman is out by Monday night, Urban is in and announces coordinators, Ewers opens up his recruiting, the Brockemeyers start following UT coaches on Twitter, Urban is wearing a UT sweater at a presser by Friday morning.

Book it.

 

This guy’s newsletter, “The Cut of My Jib,” goes on sale Tuesday. 
 

It becomes an all-time best seller after he correctly predicts Sam Ehlinger stays for one more season with Coach Urban Meyer at the helm, moving to the position of H-Back, and winning the Heisman trophy in an undefeated season. 
 

 

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What I’m hoping UM is thinking:

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9 minutes ago, immamac said:

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Can you guys and gals let me know if it's performing well?

Running great for me.

Thanks, Boss!

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Are OSU fans despondent because he didn't put on a red tie? or red and white tie to show his solidarity?

How do you go from red to orange....you add yellow....OMG it's happening!

Urban loves his video tapes. 

They will not talk about the Texas subject. We are gonna be waiting another week.

23 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said:

Brother? My wife almost divorced me after that game

 

pffft... 'almost'?

Quitter 

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

 

Of possible substance? Rampant coordinator, assistant, staff speculation:

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Tim DeRuyter?

They have to talk about the Texas KSU game, since it's the game right after this show. That's when it'll be interesting. 

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

They have to talk about the Texas KSU game, since it's the game right after this show. That's when it'll be interesting. 

I feel like it would be normal operating procedures for the show. The game isn’t that good so they won’t devote a ton of time I don’t think. 

55 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That was like a decade. You can't throw out a decade. 

when Texas' history was:

63 - Title

69 - Title

70 - Title

77 - Near title

84 - Near title

(am I missing any other first/splaying for first finishes?)

then 1985 - 2020 was a desert. 

The Mack Years seem good, but truthfully it was 2003 - 2009 that was really the exception

2005 - Title

2009 - Near title

So with all due respect to Mack, he was performing at the expected level for 6 years.  6 out of 35 years is an exception.

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3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Urban looks like he hasn’t slept in a while.

He’s undoubtedly been following this thread from Horseshoe Bay. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

They have to talk about the Texas KSU game, since it's the game right after this show. That's when it'll be interesting. 

This is gonna be anticlimactic. They will just talk about the game itself and probably won't talk about Herman's future at all. Which is all good for us, IMO.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

I don't know...what kind of asshole parents names their kid “Hugo?”  If that's even your real name.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

This is gonna be anticlimactic. They will just talk about the game itself and probably won't talk about Herman's future at all. Which is all good for us, IMO.

Yep.  Not even turning on the tv until our game kicks off.

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

Why are you being such a jerk? Seriously. I don’t get it.

If they don’t openly discuss the Texas job early on in this show then I think it looks pretty damn good that Urban is on board.

Their lead game today is the the Texas game huge viewership if they don’t discuss the elephant in the room it means they can’t without giving something away.

7 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

This guy’s newsletter, “The Cut of My Jib,” goes on sale Tuesday. 
 

It becomes an all-time best seller after he correctly predicts Sam Ehlinger stays for one more season with Coach Urban Meyer at the helm, moving to the position of H-Back, and winning the Heisman trophy in an undefeated season. 
 

 

Agreed

Love Sam, but I don't think he's got a future in the NFL at QB. Of course, I thought the same about Taysom Hill and Tebow. We know UM is gonna play our best option, whoever it is.

How do they handle the UT segment? They have to discuss us because game is on right after.

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

White ones

 

3 minutes ago, troph said:

when Texas' history was:

63 - Title

69 - Title

70 - Title

77 - Near title

84 - Near title

(am I missing any other first/splaying for first finishes?)

then 1985 - 2020 was a desert. 

The Mack Years seem good, but truthfully it was 2003 - 2009 that was really the exception

2005 - Title

2009 - Near title

So with all due respect to Mack, he was performing at the expected level for 6 years.  6 out of 35 years is an exception.

Didn’t we win more games in the 00s than any other school? What was your expectation?

Serious question, is this a shitty move by Herman, it almost seems like he's holding Keontay hostage?
 

Just the way im interpretting it..

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

Catholics

Just need to get through this show without Urban announcing he has no desire to return to coaching. 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He’s undoubtedly been following this thread from Horseshoe Bay. 

All this travel between time zones, 2 late nights in Vegas, golf, and late night calls to potential assistants is tiring.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

How do they handle the UT segment? They have to discuss us because game is on right after.

They'll discuss UT vs KSU, they just won't discuss an HC job that isn't open yet. 

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