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3 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

you are a dumb fuck with bad opinions; I think I remember you opining that there shouldn't be live mascots including Bevo

I’m stating how I think the people in charge see it. If it was up to me Herman would be long gone.

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2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I have to remind her each time that I hate being happy and like nothing more than pain and suffering on my weekends. 

Why is this so difficult for women to understand?

So I got it fixed.

the collarbone. Still have zero feeling in certain places but...

 

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8 minutes ago, Assman said:

The same thread that spent 50 pages debating hamburger toppings?

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9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s what I did to my shoulder... (spoiler of X-Rays freak you out do not look)

 

 

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Pay attention. This is how you hedge.

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s what I did to my shoulder... (spoiler of X-Rays freak you out do not look)

 

 

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Almost there, turn around and let us see the other side...

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Why is this so difficult for women to understand?

They're not emotional enough. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

We won’t be able to tell if it’s the plane but if it turns around after the Baylor game or if it comes back tomorrow that could be wicked. Problem is I don’t day drink anymore so it won’t be as much fun. 

 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Herman texting "Hey Chris, you @ home?  had a question. can u give me a call? or I can call you."

LOL. Yep. 

I was just talking about those two almost identical posts being made at the same time...

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So I got it fixed.

the collarbone. Still have zero feeling in certain places but...

 

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We asked for nudes, not see throughs

17 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Because he actually gets his players to outperform their ratings.

5 * athletes vs 5 * culture. That culture is better for reals

21 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

It's good but pecan pralines and cream is better.

Fuck that aggy listeria-laced shit. 

Just now, C-Man said:

Fuck that aggy listeria-laced shit. 

I mean I haven't had it in a decade, but given the ice cream options available to me I'd take my chances. 

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s what I did to my shoulder... (spoiler of X-Rays freak you out do not look)

 

 

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9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

OU winning might help force CDC's hand, and I have money on OU covering the spread.

Somehow I still want OU to lose this game. Maybe I'll discover my breaking point for cheering for OU at somepoint - but it isn't tonight.

Always want them to lose. Never want to hear boomer sooner.

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

One for Norman and a 2nd for Waco, just for good measure.

All things considered, meteors would probably improve the quality of both cities

4 minutes ago, wood said:

 

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10 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

They asked for nudes, and this is what you give 'em?

She did admit to being skinny, so there's that. 

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't like the look of that T3 vertebrae. 

What about the stenosis at C2-3? 

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

We asked for nudes, not see throughs

x-rays are super nudes

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

They're not emotional enough. 

Or irrational enough. 

Reminds me of a bit. When a woman says "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man says "this game will be over in 5 minutes" they are referring to the exact same amount of time.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So I got it fixed.

the collarbone. Still have zero feeling in certain places but...

 

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Tell us more about those certain places...

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

What about the stenosis at C2-3? 

You must be one of our millionaire nurses. 

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OU looks like garbage. How the hell did Herman lose to that high yella jackass? Fire him for that shit alone

Speaking of xrays, how many other old fucks sent out for xray glasses you saw advertised in back of comic books?  

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s what I did to my shoulder... (spoiler of X-Rays freak you out do not look)

 

 

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This ain't nudes.

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1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

What about the stenosis at C2-3? 

I'll need to see some more pics. 

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

Tell us more about those certain places...

For women, it's usually their heart and soul. 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

x-rays are super nudes

I think that was a twilight zone episode. Dude asks for x-ray vision to see all the titties and gets actually x-ray vision and never gets a boner again

For women, it's usually their heart and soul. 
women dont exist

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14 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

They asked for nudes, and this is what you give 'em?

Nicole is the biggest troll here.

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

OU looks like garbage. How the hell did Herman lose to that high yella jackass? Fire him for that shit alone

If we ran what we did today, 45-30

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So I got it fixed.

the collarbone. Still have zero feeling in certain places but...

 

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1 minute ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

women dont exist

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Okay? I like to stick my dick into places that don't exist then?

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Billy Napier is staying at #Louisiana and is not a candidate at South Carolina, source tells me. 1st reported by @RossDellenger

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Okay? I like to stick my dick into places that don't exist then?
yep. sorry you had to find out this way.

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11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So I got it fixed.

the collarbone. Still have zero feeling in certain places but...

 

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View Sonic is BACK!

7 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

 

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Look, I am not the girl y’all need nudes from. Y’all are way too picky. And notice too much. Lol. And I’d be proud to call most of u my friends and if we could have a happy hour I would show. That is my almost 16 year old dog Little Bitry with me. Anyway still nursing a broken heart stuff but this thread has made me happier than I can say. Proud to be a part of this palace of degenerate posters. That’s the most current picture I have. And by current I mean a few weeks ago. 

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43 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

a) I married a poster from here

b) we got divorced

c) I got surly as compensation I guess

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

e) Y'all make me smile

 

Keep at it. Past 400 pages!!!! It is hard to believe that a chick would be this engaged with football but I am. I think I have already posted pictures of myself (not anything sexy) on this board  a few times.

Surly Tinder.

X-rays of the collarbone or gtfo.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Look, I am not the girl y’all need nudes from. Y’all are way too picky. And notice too much. Lol. And I’d be proud to call most of u my friends and if we could have a happy hour I would show. That is my almost 16 year old dog Little Bitry with me. Anyway still nursing a broken heart stuff but this thread has made me happier than I can say. Proud to be a part of this palace of degenerate posters. That’s the most current picture I have. And by current I mean a few weeks ago. 

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How much for the pooch?  Asking for a friend. 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

And by current I mean a few weeks ago. 

We know. You already posted it here.

wtf is this thread right now? I’m checking out until tomorrow.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Look, I am not the girl y’all need nudes from. Y’all are way too picky. And notice too much. Lol. And I’d be proud to call most of u my friends and if we could have a happy hour I would show. That is my almost 16 year old dog Little Bitry with me. Anyway still nursing a broken heart stuff but this thread has made me happier than I can say. Proud to be a part of this palace of degenerate posters. That’s the most current picture I have. And by current I mean a few weeks ago. 

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Bella.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Look, I am not the girl y’all need nudes from. Y’all are way too picky. And notice too much. Lol. And I’d be proud to call most of u my friends and if we could have a happy hour I would show. That is my almost 16 year old dog Little Bitry with me. Anyway still nursing a broken heart stuff but this thread has made me happier than I can say. Proud to be a part of this palace of degenerate posters. That’s the most current picture I have. And by current I mean a few weeks ago. 

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Don’t show pics they won’t be nice they will either stalk you or ridicule you.  They are like the walking dead but they feed on boob pics instead of your flesh. 

Wake me up when we move past creeping on/ harassing Nicole. 

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