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Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'm missing it (or I haven't read the actual full statement). 

You have to go into satya mode.

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8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Yep. Shit, in my head the statement read.

"Tom Herman is our coach, for now."

"For now" I hope is the unstated secret code here. 😕

So deal with CUM must be done. Why make a basic obvious statement and then keep looking for a coach. 

 

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You day shift bitches calm the fuck down

Herman can't do his job.

CDC can't do his job.

More of the multi-generational dysfunction that explains why the university with the wealthiest athletics department in the most talent rich football state has 1 national title in the last 50 years.

 

 

I’m still waiting for apologies from most of you. 

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@closetojumping said the statement would be VERY carefully worded...I thought it would say something like “we fully expect to have Tom Herman as our coach next year” or “Tom Herman will be our coach moving forward”...CDC literally said “this man is still currently employed” and then proceeded to shit on him in the rest of the statement...lol he is fucking DONE

Basically all this means is this thread will have 5million views and a crapload of pages between now and our new hire for HC. What if we run out of shit to say? We have to keep this up until February at the latest. 

18 minutes ago, pops said:

Fuck...CDC even says as much in the statement...I evaluate at the end of the season. As to the end of the regular season, turtle is our coach. 

He gone. 

The regular season's been over for a few days after KU got cancelled. Probably the whole season is over as I think they cancel all the meaningless weak ass bowls. Herman is coming back as coach because Meyer said no and they aren't paying $25 mil in just buyouts to bring in a no name coach. CDC played this whole think like a bumbling idiot

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'm missing it (or I haven't read the actual full statement). 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

I’m still waiting for apologies from most of you. 

Sorry I left your mom’s house last night without tipping.

8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

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The "Did I really dump Jennifer Gardner?" look. 

9 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Alright day crew we knew this was coming. Let's redirect this negativity into sleuthing the interwebs for more Urban clues. Can't let night crew come in to this shit show tonight 

Supervisor material right here.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

@closetojumping said the statement would be VERY carefully worded...I thought it would say something like “we fully expect to have Tom Herman as our coach next year” or “Tom Herman will be our coach moving forward”...CDC literally said “this man is still currently employed” and then proceeded to shit on him in the rest of the statement...lol he is fucking DONE

I think this means we are at least a month away from a new coach being announced.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

@closetojumping said the statement would be VERY carefully worded...I thought it would say something like “we fully expect to have Tom Herman as our coach next year” or “Tom Herman will be our coach moving forward”...CDC literally said “this man is still currently employed” and then proceeded to shit on him in the rest of the statement...lol he is fucking DONE

CDC's statement doesn't say anything like the quotes above. 

So what's point of putting out a statement like that if he's going to fire Herman in 30 days? For recruiting? For the health of the program? If that's the case, then why not 2-3 weeks ago, when the football world all knew that Texas was trying to get Meyer? 

 

If CDC is just doing what he said he was going to do all along, why does he need to issue a statement? What happened that made him feel it was necessary to all of the sudden issue a statement?

2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Mizzou giving GA all they want.  14 14 tie with 1.20 before half.

RIP

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

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The only thing that is for certain is that we/he was disappointed and expectations were not met.

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m still waiting for apologies from most of you. 

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Horns 247, Brett Mcmurphy and the AAS all have reading comprehensions of a fucking 1st grader. 

Just now, Brothahorn said:

So what's point of putting out a statement like that if he's going to fire Herman in 30 days? For recruiting? For the health of the program? If that's the case, then why not 2-3 weeks ago, when the football world all knew that Texas was trying to get Meyer? 

 

If CDC is just doing what he said he was going to do all along, why does he need to issue a statement? What happened that made him feel it was necessary to all of the sudden issue a statement?

You asked a total of five questions.

My friend just texted me the “news”. I lol’d “that doesn’t mean shit. Read his comments.”

10 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

Her bent over a table facing the other way I'm sure I could get things done. Willing to try. 🤔

Is that code for checking her oil? 

I was expecting a CDC vote of confidence this weekend. Herman didnt even get that after an extremely uncomfortable period of silence as he twists in the wind. 

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I think this means we are at least a month away from a new coach being announced.

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Even Twinkie tiddies knows it 

How does this help a shitty recruiting class? Guess what, it doesn’t. 

15 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:


So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

This is probably technically correct.  Herman will be the head coach at Texas for the first half of January of 2021. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m still waiting for apologies from most of you. 

 

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This is a pretty crystal clear signaling to me from Del Conte. He didn't talk about Herman being the coach going forward or into 2021. More importantly, he talked about evaluating coaches at the end of the season, then went out of his way to point out that the REGULAR season is over. He's setting up a change, sometime in the coming weeks after the bowl games and playoffs. 

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35 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Lol he is ABSOLUTELY TOAST it THAT was the vote of confidence. He’s finished

Agree 100% He could have easily said "players and coach", but chose instead to say "players and program".

3 minutes ago, Fug said:

Horns 247, Brett Mcmurphy and the AAS all have reading comprehensions of a fucking 1st grader. 

As does FCB, apparently.

 

Front page ESPN saying Herman is back. Media is running with this, CDC shouldn't have said shit because is Herman is fired soon, it will look like he went back on his word. 

I used the same cipher that the guy used to crack the Zodiac message that just got released. Applying it to CDC's statement, it actually says, "We are negotiating with Butch Jones. I beg for death every night. There is no God. There is no mercy."

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

So what's point of putting out a statement like that if he's going to fire Herman in 30 days? For recruiting? For the health of the program? If that's the case, then why not 2-3 weeks ago, when the football world all knew that Texas was trying to get Meyer? 

 

If CDC is just doing what he said he was going to do all along, why does he need to issue a statement? What happened that made him feel it was necessary to all of the sudden issue a statement?

I would guess NSD1. If urban isn't doing shit until osu season is over then who gives a shit if cdc basically gave the HR department statement of "I can confirm tom herman is currently employed by the university of texas"

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

So what's point of putting out a statement like that if he's going to fire Herman in 30 days? For recruiting? For the health of the program? If that's the case, then why not 2-3 weeks ago, when the football world all knew that Texas was trying to get Meyer? 

 

If CDC is just doing what he said he was going to do all along, why does he need to issue a statement? What happened that made him feel it was necessary to all of the sudden issue a statement?

Season wasn't over then.  Season is over now.  Also there was no disruption on tOSU program then.  There is disruption now.   There was no public pressure then.  There is now. 

But I’ll say this shit again: IF..IF Tom is back, CDC did a disservice to the program by not killing the rumors and speculation, I don’t give a fuck what his “policy” is on waiting until the end of the year to comment.

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This is a pretty crystal clear signaling to me from Del Conte. He didn't talk about Herman being the coach going forward or into 2021. More importantly, he talked about evaluating coaches at the end of the reason, then went out of his way to point out that the REGULAR season is over. He's setting up a change, sometime in the coming weeks after the bowl games and playoffs. 

Yep - I'd expect to see Tom coach this team through the Bowl and then see him 'evaluated' and let go.

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m still waiting for apologies from most of you. 

I am sorry you pledged to do unspeakable things to yourself. 

That door hasn't closed, so I appreciate your concern regarding fulfillment of your pledge. 

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Anyone keeping up with Musk and Ellison as they move their operations to Texas? (Three's a charm - coach).

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You asked a total of five questions.

three-fiddy per question?

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I just got a text that said Tom Herman will remain Texas' HC. 

 

Big boy moves, CDC. You've failed. 

Lol read the statement again

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I would say Futureman is more of a brown fister so...🦑🤛💥🚑

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1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Season wasn't over then.  Season is over now.  Also there was no disruption on tOSU program then.  There is disruption now.   There was no public pressure then.  There is now. 

Yep. There will be public pressure now. CDC knows he will be getting shit from the fans. Fox sports just said it was cryptic, intentionally vague and tepid statement from CDC. He knows there will now be pressure. He’s letting us know he knows. Game on for Herman replacement! Please bring Urban to Texas!!!🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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