Jump to content

Urban Meyer or bust


BurntOrange&White

Recommended Posts

5 minutes ago, ousux said:

Sark HC, Rumlin OC

6th would be back to legendary status in no time..

Kiffin QB coach, Petrino co-OC, and Hugh Freeze recruiting coordinator and we're going to be winning all the games  bachelor parties.

Edited by Bevo14
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

46 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

No need brotha. We will not be denied the dawning of Fisterman!

Even the planets have aligned to bring us out of the desert. All that is right about a Texas Longhorns football program re-ascendant to the Blue Blood ranks and the expectations that come with it, shall soon come to pass.

Urban to Texas is done. emoji869.png Hook'em

Longhorn Ragnarok is upon the Big 12.  
 

348A93A3-DB62-426A-B9DA-72118A2A311A.gif.420a3972389488434be7d622d6a167fb.gif

 

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

744192CE-835B-4086-BC49-7D220BD4B68D.gif

Brava

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

744192CE-835B-4086-BC49-7D220BD4B68D.gif

Where’s the Tylenol?!?!?!?!

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

If Sark is really out of the mix, and lack of head coaching experience is also a no, the shortlist is getting shorter fast: Mullen, Campbell, Kelly, Meyer. I refuse to acknowledge pro game coaches.

I still would bet Kelly because he was unhappy about the fact they almost dumped him a few years ago.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If Sark is really out of the mix, and lack of head coaching experience is also a no, the shortlist is getting shorter fast: Mullen, Campbell, Kelly, Meyer. I refuse to acknowledge pro game coaches.

I still would bet Kelly because he was unhappy about the fact they almost dumped him a few years ago.

Mullens out. Campbell, Kelly or Meyer. 

It's gonna be Meyer. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!
 
I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where’s Urban Meyer?
Urban or Bust!
744192CE-835B-4086-BC49-7D220BD4B68D.gif.e33bf0c4c3be6e0ee05979457448a4b6.gif

Need to be real careful here, otherwise cousin Eddie will hop in his RV and go to UMs house and pull him and his wife out of bed for you too.

That’s not a good look. Gotta let it happen naturally.
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

30 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

744192CE-835B-4086-BC49-7D220BD4B68D.gif

christmas vacation GIF

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

F308743F-657E-48BA-A7BA-44372A5BCABB.jpeg.91ae0c975fe5d6bb8d3ce12463cee678.jpeg

 

 

eazy e compton GIF by Christmas Classics

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Need to be real careful here, otherwise cousin Eddie will hop in his RV and go to UMs house and pull him and his wife out of bed for you too.

That’s not a good look. Gotta let it happen naturally.

Exactly. No one needs to pull a cousin Eddie. There is no need. Urban is coming and Tom will be gone! 

Edited by Nicole44
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If Sark is really out of the mix, and lack of head coaching experience is also a no, the shortlist is getting shorter fast: Mullen, Campbell, Kelly, Meyer. I refuse to acknowledge pro game coaches.

I still would bet Kelly because he was unhappy about the fact they almost dumped him a few years ago.

Have to think Mullen's out of the mix due to the show cause alone. I'd add Kubiak to the list even though I think that it's a wrong move for both Kubiak and Texas. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Haven’t been in this thread much in the last week or on the shag much at all with work and deer hunting.

Anything happening other than that racist fuckstick, Daniel Figurelli, a former PwC Houston intern, coming in here and trolling around? Any news on urban or are we still in a HOLD pattern?

I thought the deer lease was where one picked up on the real down low?

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...