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yesterday, there was a story about how kristy swanson and dean cain will be doing a live theater production acting out the trump-centric text conversation between two former fbi employees.  this was a story that sounded so stupid, that many on here, me included, just assumed it was a joke.  it's not a joke.  this story was glossed over so quickly because of the current state of this administration.

i understand that hundreds of years ago, kings or emperors would summon actors or jesters to act out plays for their viewing pleasure, but have we ever seen anything like this in modern american presidential history?

i know the coronavirus is bad, but i feel like more people need to know about this.  god willing, there will be video.

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Cain was a huge Rick Perry supporter, ran a failed real estate training seminar and was on the NRA Board of Directors. Of course Trump loves him. Surprised he didn't put him in charge of homeland security. "Not many people know this but he's really Superman."

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Cain was a huge Rick Perry supporter, ran a failed real estate training seminar and was on the NRA Board of Directors. Of course Trump loves him. Surprised he didn't put him in charge of homeland security. "Not many people know this but he's really Superman."

he still has 11 months to fuck shit up.

27 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yesterday, there was a story about how kristy swanson and dean cain will be doing a live theater production acting out the trump-centric text conversation between two former fbi employees.  this was a story that sounded so stupid, that many on here, me included, just assumed it was a joke.  it's not a joke.  this story was glossed over so quickly because of the current state of this administration.

i understand that hundreds of years ago, kings or emperors would summon actors or jesters to act out plays for their viewing pleasure, but have we ever seen anything like this in modern american presidential history?

i know the coronavirus is bad, but i feel like more people need to know about this.  god willing, there will be video.

Trumplicans keep getting weirder. 

16 minutes ago, RPM said:

Cain was a huge Rick Perry supporter, ran a failed real estate training seminar and was on the NRA Board of Directors. Of course Trump loves him. Surprised he didn't put him in charge of homeland security. "Not many people know this but he's really Superman."

Dean Cain owns the ncaa record for most interceptions / game for an entire season (1.2 int/game) and an entire career (.73 int / game).

His senior season at Princeton he had 12 ints in 10 games. That ranks 2nd best for any single season in ncaa history. The record is 14.

His entire career he recorded 22 total interceptions in 30 games. He’s tied for 4th all time in career ints.

/football

sorry for bringing the football to the CR

All Princeton grads are super smart.

Image result for brooke shieldsImage result for dean cain

I bet Swanson still looks hot.  

4 hours ago, lemonlime said:

Good thing the pubs followed through on their deep concern about the deficit and we have ready funds to dig out if this.

The only way I can see out of these stock market crashes, checks blank sheet of paper,  is another corporate tax cut.  The second part of his magic equation involves corporate subsidies that aren't called socialized. 

I bet Swanson still looks hot.  


I bet she’s fat.
A lot of medical


“He talks like us.”

Because you are a fucking idiot.
13 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

The only way I can see out of these stock market crashes, checks blank sheet of paper,  is another corporate tax cut.  The second part of his magic equation involves corporate subsidies that aren't called socialized. 

Privatize the profits, socialize the losses.

Looks like Ratcliffe's audition at the impeachment hearings paid off. 

32 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

A lot of medical

His corner man needs to run in there and slice his eye open.  It’s swelled shut.

 

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Great, just great. So let's put the man up for nomination again whose nomination was pulled for a variety of reasons one being that one his major donors was responsible for shutting down a government cybersecurity office. Shall we call it Director of National Unintelligence?

 

31 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

A lot of medical

That reassurance will give the market eagle's wings on Monday.

This epidemic that he says he prevented will be well supplied and uh, yeah that.

Everything is going well!

Some of the latest Twitter trends related to Donald Trump have been amusing today. Who was it here who wanted to get #TrumpCrash started? You are the boss as its trending at #3!

Here are some from the last hour for your amusement:

2) #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus

3) #TrumpCrash

4) #StockMarketCrash2020

5) #Ratcliffe

6) #38%ofAmericans

7) #McGahn

15)#Mulvaney

 

 

8 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

Great, just great. So let's put the man up for nomination again whose nomination was pulled for a variety of reasons one being that one his major donors was responsible for shutting down a government cybersecurity office. Shall we call it Director of National Unintelligence?

 

Sending this nomination allows the current acting director to stay in office for another 210 days without senate approval. This is just gaming the system.

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

yesterday, there was a story about how kristy swanson and dean cain will be doing a live theater production acting out the trump-centric text conversation between two former fbi employees.  this was a story that sounded so stupid, that many on here, me included, just assumed it was a joke.  it's not a joke.  this story was glossed over so quickly because of the current state of this administration.

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i know the coronavirus is bad, but i feel like more people need to know about this.  god willing, there will be video a meteor.

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Did he just say, “we haven’t had any deaths in the U.S., at all”   ???

where did y’all get your immortality?

15 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Sending this nomination allows the current acting director to stay in office for another 210 days without senate approval. This is just gaming the system.

Thanks for that, not something I realized. So that goes up through Sept/Oct, right?

It sure should be. Participating in a coverup is an accessory to a crime and I'm not a lawyer but I watch Mariska Hargitay on Law and Order SVU and she would agree.

5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

It sure should be. Participating in a coverup is an accessory to a crime and I'm not a lawyer but I watch Mariska Hargitay on Law and Order SVU and she would agree.

inspiring.

Lets look at the bright side: If he states there is nothing to worry about all of his fuckwhit followers will go to all his rallys spreading the virus between each other. 

 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

inspiring.

Isn't it?

Me: Well, doctor, how is my Auntie doing?

Dr: I wouldn't say not doing well.

Me: ???????

 

Also, it is being reported that he walked to the copter without answering when a reporter asked him about his physical.

I wouldn’t say his physical did not not go well.  

In that clip, 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

A lot of medical

When talking about the low number of cases and zero deaths he states, and I quote: "...a lot of that is attributable to the fact that we closed our borders very early."

When did we close our borders?

Instead of focusing on his illiterate mush brain, we should be targeting in on his blatantly lying mind with that statement.

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

In that clip, 

When talking about the low number of cases and zero deaths he states, and I quote: "...a lot of that is attributable to the fact that we closed our borders very early."

When did we close our borders?

Instead of focusing on his illiterate mush brain, we should be targeting in on his blatantly lying mind with that statement.

He's likely talking about this action taken in January, which he took a lot of criticism for at the time.  Looks like it was a pretty good idea:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/01/31/trump-weighs-tighter-china-travel-restrictions-response-coronavirus/

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56 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

This would be a crippling scandal under any other administration.

how many supplies were purchased from trump properties ?

2 hours ago, triplehorn said:

 

I hope Romney runs as an independent to fuck over Trump 

I..... don’t even know where to post this.

Is there a “Things Aren’t Going Well For Chris Matthews” thread?


LMAO.  Chris Matthews.  BUT THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE!

58 minutes ago, Mapache said:

I hope Romney runs as an independent to fuck over Trump 

I'll bet you a million dollars that doesn't happen. 

1 hour ago, Mapache said:

I hope Romney runs as an independent to fuck over Trump 

 

41 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'll bet you a million dollars that doesn't happen. 

I don't picture Romney doing that, but what about Bloomberg? I've been getting a lot of political survey emails (besides the ones by the RNC that are money pleas) and I finally went ahead and copy pasted the url and took one after verifying the legitimacy of it. IMO it was HIGHLY focused on independent/3rd party questions and that made me curious if MB is using some of his money to explore that as an option?

16 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

I don't picture Romney doing that, but what about Bloomberg? I've been getting a lot of political survey emails (besides the ones by the RNC that are money pleas) and I finally went ahead and copy pasted the url and took one after verifying the legitimacy of it. IMO it was HIGHLY focused on independent/3rd party questions and that made me curious if MB is using some of his money to explore that as an option?

Or someone is looking for a way to split the Democrat Party vote. 

I don't picture Romney doing that, but what about Bloomberg? I've been getting a lot of political survey emails (besides the ones by the RNC that are money pleas) and I finally went ahead and copy pasted the url and took one after verifying the legitimacy of it. IMO it was HIGHLY focused on independent/3rd party questions and that made me curious if MB is using some of his money to explore that as an option?

In most states, you are barred from running as an independent if you were on a primary ballot.


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11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:


In most states, you are barred from running as an independent if you were on a primary ballot.


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Did not know that, but I would counter with that in most election years you would not skip debates nor change the rules for entry. We are in uncharted waters here, perhaps? After all, the President was joking again about being in office for another 8-12 years.

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

This is treason against the United States 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This is treason against the United States 

The sad thing is, it isn't. It's completely within his prerogative as president.

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

It sure should be. Participating in a coverup is an accessory to a crime and I'm not a lawyer but I watch Mariska Hargitay on Law and Order SVU and she would agree.

He is so over his head with this thing. All he knows how to do his run for President. Beyond that he’s blowing smoke trying to sound and act like he knows what he’s doing. 

Complete idiot like 98% of his supporters 

56 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

He is so over his head with this thing. All he knows how to do his run for President. Beyond that he’s blowing smoke trying to sound and act like he knows what he’s doing. 

To be fair he's pretty good at bankrupting casinos.

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