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8 minutes ago, RPM said:

I thought these were the points.

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Your standards are too low. She's a plastic blowup doll, inside and out. 

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Your standards are too low. She's a plastic blowup doll, inside and out. 

These aren't my standards. These are MAGA standards.

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I haven't been briefed on this. What's the backstory? A lot depends on that. 

His team failed to pamper him properly.

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What the fuck.

I just noticed in the full pic:

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There's a prayer going on, and the President still has his hat on.

Would any of our evangelical resident Trumpers please defend this?  Come on out, you know you want to.

 

 

 

Diaper Don

 

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4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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There are some real dumb people in this country. 

“ Ain’t no party like a Scranton party, ‘Cause a Scranton party don’t stop.- Michael Scott“
    - Joe Biden


Biden wins this election if he dog whistles The Office references
14 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What the fuck.

I just noticed in the full pic:

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There's a prayer going on, and the President still has his hat on.

Would any of our evangelical resident Trumpers please defend this?  Come on out, you know you want to.

 

 

 

We can't "politicize" this but he can wear campaign gear to the CDC and that's cool.  Then there's him wetting his pants.

I like the Diaper Don thing.

4 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

There are some real dumb people in this country. 

Yeah. Like God really exists. 

43 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Your standards are too low. She's a plastic blowup doll, inside and out. 

Imagine you're banging her.  You look into her eyes and realize she's 50% Donald Trump.  Kind of a boner killer, IMHO.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Imagine you're banging her.  You look into her eyes and realize she's 50% Donald Trump.  Kind of a boner killer, IMHO.

At some point she's going to speak. And she's not that hot. I don't find her appealing at all. Same goes for that Eurotrash gold digger stepmom of hers. 

Just when I think donny has reached peak dumb, he proves me wrong.  He’s very reliable in that regard.


Just as there’s no bottom for this administration’s evil/cruelty/lawlessness, there’s no peak for it’s dumbness/corruption/incompetence.

Get ready for the Biden pissed his pants troll memes.
 

Every time trump does something like pisses his pants or conspires with foreign governments,  it’s time for projection of that onto enemies from team depends.

You can set your watch to it. 

Markets are gonna LOOOOOOVE a COS switch in the middle of a pandemic.

I thought these were the points.
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Every time I see that picture I feel actual anger that she’s lauded as some icon of style and grace and fashion by the deplorables.

She’s a sentient overpriced Talbot’s catalog.

I don't see how any woman with self-respect can like her.

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


Every time I see that picture I feel actual anger that she’s lauded as some icon of style and grace and fashion by the deplorables.

She’s a sentient overpriced Talbot’s catalog.

 

If we need to make fun of females the bat signal needs to be sent to Bama Chick.

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


Every time I see that picture I feel actual anger that she’s lauded as some icon of style and grace and fashion by the deplorables.

She’s a sentient overpriced Talbot’s catalog.

 

Yeah but you’re a woman and therefore probably not stupid.

This board on the other hand is mainly men. And while probably on the smart side for men, are still mainly stupid. 

So basically yeah we agree with you that she has good tits. 

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20 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

At some point she's going to speak. And she's not that hot. I don't find her appealing at all. Same goes for that Eurotrash gold digger stepmom of hers. 

There are thousands of girls on the UT-Austin campus alone that eclipse both of those women at their "peak".

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

So basically yeah we agree agree with you that she has good tits. 

You get what you Dad pays for.

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This is the sort of photo that I find to be particularly offensive. 

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It bothers you that a world leader with a PhD in quantum chemistry would have to entertain a dingbat who holds a bachelors degree in economics "cum laude"?  I can't imagine why.

It would appear to me that not only did Il Douche wet his britches, but he seems to have built a log cabin in them as well.

OK, I feel for the olds who need to wear diapers.  I'm sure it's no walk in the park.

But KHAKIS?  How about dark grey or black as a matter of policy?

I'm quite sure Trump thinks nobody knows he's wearing a wig and nobody knows he's wearing diapers.

My son sent me this clip after watching the movie last night.  His comment was: "take out the f bombs and it is word for word the rhetoric trump and miller spout on a weekly basis. 20 years ago the rhetoric was used to show how horrible neo-nazis are...today it's held as "america first" and the platform of 48 percent of the country." Smart kid. 

...And I just did.

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

If we need to make fun of females the bat signal needs to be sent to Bama Chick.

@bamachick this was you, wasn't it. Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What the fuck.

I just noticed in the full pic:

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There's a prayer going on, and the President still has his hat on.

Would any of our evangelical resident Trumpers please defend this?  Come on out, you know you want to.

 

 

 

Yeah, no shit.  Imagine Obama not taking his hat off for a prayer.  Boehner and Mitch would have impeached him and removed him from office in less than 24 hours.  He wouldn't have even needed to piss his pants.

President Pants Pisser. Senile old fuck forgot to put on his depends.  Fucking SAD!

Maybe somebody should send him a link.

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Strange to wonder what is the greater threat to our country; the virus that is deadly to a portion of the population and exponentially spreading, or the President. 
 

Maybe those two circles will converge. 

9 hours ago, RPM said:

I don't see how any woman with self-respect can like her.

A good friend of ours was just saying the other day how she hopes she can vote for Ivanka some day because she's "brilliant and beautiful." She's a sweet lady, but a real "bless her heart" type. 

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

But KHAKIS?  How about dark grey or black as a matter of policy?

There was the fellow who wore a tan suit once and if you're going to erase the memory of him then the logic is "no one will remember HIS khakis because I SOILED mine" or something like that.

 

A cruise ship getaway is not my idea of a fun vacation, but nothing like the Pirates of the Caribbean: Coronavirus, the Never-Ending Voyage.

You can board but you'll never leave.

 

12 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

A good friend of ours was just saying the other day how she hopes she can vote for Ivanka some day because she's "brilliant and beautiful." She's a sweet lady, but a real "bless her heart" type. 

I'm convinced Ivanka must have magic knockers. 

15 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

A good friend of ours was just saying the other day how she hopes she can vote for Ivanka some day because she's "brilliant and beautiful." She's a sweet lady, but a real "bless her heart" type. 

 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm convinced Ivanka must have magic knockers. 

Sigh. We humans are strange strange animals.

When asked what characteristics do you want in a leader of a country of 331 million people, Ivanka has very few that I admire or deem necessary. StuCo President /= American President.

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you guys don’t seem to fully grasp how much it just absolutely owns the libs to have a President who is super fat and stupid, shits his pants in public, is a complete embarrassment on the world stage, and sells out the country on the reg.  
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3 hours ago, Constant said:

Strange to wonder what is the greater threat to our country; the virus that is deadly to a portion of the population and exponentially spreading, or the President. 
 

Maybe those two circles will converge. 

Moronavirus 

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