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Between the lines: The data most bothering Trump's advisers is the president's softening standing among senior citizens — a cohort most vulnerable to the coronavirus.

Morning Consult polling shows that net approval of Trump's handling of the crisis among those 65+ decreased from +19 on March 16 to -1 on April 19.

Among voters 55+, Trump's Gallup approval rating has descended from 56% in January amid impeachment to 45% this month.

"I have told him repeatedly, he needs to always keep in mind that this is the group that is most scared," said a source advising Trump on his messaging.

 

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Meanwhile, Biden's favorability with older voters is helping him.

In the Florida Quinnipiac poll where he leads Trump by 4 points, Biden led by 10 points among voters 65 and older. Exit polls from 2016 showed Trump beat Hillary Clinton by 17 points there among seniors.

In the Michigan Fox News poll where he leads Trump by 8 points, Biden leads by 18 among baby boomers.

 

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

"Nobel" is the #1 trend on Twitter right now.  Then he misspells "hamburger."  Also, I fucking hate him.

Jesus Christ, give it a rest.  He's doing great things for Our Country.

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Christ, give it a rest.  He's doing great things for Our Country.

I was talking to my girlfriend, I told her I was stressed.  I said I'm going off the deep end, She said God for once Give It a Rest!

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Christ, give it a rest, you libtard commie socialist.  He's doing the greatest things ever done by anyone before for Our Country. #MAGA #wg1wga #Trump #ObamaTears 

You gotta up your sycophancy game.

13 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

You gotta up your sycophancy game.

I know, I'll work on it.

Sounds like he did nothing but watch tv and rage tweet today. During a pandemic and on his wife’s birthday. I wonder if he even saw her.

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sounds like he did nothing but watch tv and rage tweet today. During a pandemic and on his wife’s birthday. I wonder if he even saw her.

no, that was his gift to her.

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sounds like he did nothing but watch tv and rage tweet today. During a pandemic and on his wife’s birthday. I wonder if he even saw her.

not a chance they were around each other 

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2 hours ago, Lurch said:

Jesus. This guy

 

Holy Shit

 

He already has the market cornered on rubes and idiots, so who does he think he is convincing with this shit... smart people?

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18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sounds like he did nothing but watch tv and rage tweet today. During a pandemic and on his wife’s birthday. I wonder if he even saw her.

 

9 minutes ago, DigDug said:

not a chance they were around each other 

She probably had birthday cake with her son, what's-his-name.

I knew when he said on Friday that he was being sarcastic that he had no fucking clue what sarcasm is.  I was right. 

That noble gasbag was just being sarcastic. Like a dog. 

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18 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

She probably had birthday cake with her son, what's-his-name.

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FWIW- It basically rained all day today in the DMV, so beyond just being cooped up,  other than a couple of hours mid afternoon, you couldn’t even go outside.  He’s already feeling cornered and caged...

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29 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

 

Trump is almost as funny as Mike Huckabee.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Totally sane. 

 

So the cure (Trump) can't be worse than the problem (Corona).

6 hours ago, DigDug said:

Goddamn he is just a constant embarrassment.

Um, no, we're widely respected in the world after being a laughing stock. The adults are in charge. The wall is almost finished.

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38 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

She probably had birthday cake with her son, what's-his-name.

How dare you disparage Darron 

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

Also, I fucking hate him.

That's my line.  Well actually "I hate this fat fuck" is my line but I think yours is close enough for infringement damages.

29 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Totally sane. 

 

I am tweet impaired -- did he just retweet himself?

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am tweet impaired -- did he just retweet himself?

Yes, yes he did.

 

I’m starting to think he may not be a stable genius. 

At least someone in the White House understands the concept of sarcasm.

Tonight's claim of sarcasm is the most pathetic yet utterly predictable development in a cascading tide of embarrassment. Yet again, he gets all wound up to deliver a devastating humdinger but ends up letting out a big, wet shart. He then spikes his soiled underpants and proclaims victory.

47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am tweet impaired -- did he just retweet himself?

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40 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

Sounds a lot like a guy strung out on amphetamines 

4 hours ago, Lurch said:

 


All the rep. Post a topical H&C and take all the rep.

 

Ha, ha. I love the way you mixed up the letters to show sarcasm. Hilarious!

I have an Honorury DOCTORIT from M.I.T.  in English!

4 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

 

He is such a child. He’s like a 7 year old who is constantly finding excuses why he screwed up, lied or made mistakes. It’s never his fault. A 70 something year old immature child. How could anyone with any smarts or conscious work for this buffoon?

1 hour ago, Constant said:

I’m starting to think he may not be a stable genius. 

Well, we all know he’s not a genius, nor is he mentally stable. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no, that was his gift to her.

Bet the pool boy or the tennis pavilion contractor (probably both) tore dat ass UP today.

1 hour ago, Constant said:

I’m starting to think he may not be a stable genius. 

shesh, i dunno. imma have to think about it some more maybe

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On 4/25/2020 at 8:50 PM, RomaVicta said:

Trump must be getting desperate again. He's emailing me after largely shunning me for months.

Today's content:

Sean, RomaVicta, GMR,

Let’s make something known: your President will never stop FIGHTING to put America First with every decision that he makes.

Last two questions on the poll

I don't want one of them BIG GUVMINT SOCIALISTS ruining an America that Trump has made great again. An American breathtakingly respected on the World Stage again!

The random capitalization suggests that The Donald at least reviewed this missive if not composed it from the beginning.

 

I got this same email sent to me but addressed to my dad.  And it included the zip code of 79936 in highliter yellow, even though neither of us lived there. 

Bullet points: 2 of the world's top terrorist leaders have been killed.  The Wall is being FINISHED.  Conservative judges appointed.  And America being respected on World Stage again.  Apparently, my dad is part of a grassroots movement that goes to my email and I should donate money.   https://action.donaldjtrump.com/april-2020-approval-poll-v2 

not sure if anyone posted the thread, but it’s quite a read...

 

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5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

This is brilliant. I would like to nominate, "The Ammo Story: How America's Biggest, Burliest, and Most Decorated General's In All Of History Were Brought To Tears."

My runner-up would be "Better Than Lincoln, Himself: The President Who Saved America From Brown, Foreign, Illegal, Invisible, and Atmospheric Invaders With Nothing But A Sharpie."

Anybody else find it odd that a U.S. President very obviously had to look up the definition of the word "noble" before he posted it to twitter.  

It's not that hard of a word to have a working knowledge of, not like 'injudicious' or 'vacuous'  But no, Captain Dipshit had to cut and paste a dictionary definition.  

Also, if sarcasm is gonna be the new go-to excuse when shit goes sideways, maybe pepper in a few instances of actual sarcasm.  The drawback is yeah, by comparison---people will realize you weren't being sarcastic with the Noble and the Lysol.  But at least you can prove you understand the very basic human response mechanism known as sarcasm.  Your base has spent four years talking about how lame Democrats are, and how they can't take a joke because they're snowflakes.  And here you are with absolutely zero concept of sarcasm, or even basic humor.  You're taking away one of the last things they have, which is that they at least think your side is funnier than the other one.  And you're fucking that up.  Your base needs a win right now, at least show 'em you guys are still the funny ones.  Fall on the sarcasm sword, have somebody coach you up a few acerbic remarks for some Fox interview and let your shitshow base have a night of laughter.  We all need to laugh during this pandemic, it heals the soul (I mean, not yours---you don't have one).  

This is what Trump learning humor looks like in my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_olqoCwvUUo

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Clearly not a student of history (or anything).

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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I mean, it's clear he has completely lost his mind right?  I don't really see how there could be a debate about that.  If we re-elect him (legitimately), it just shows we don't give a collective fuck about ourselves.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, it's clear he has completely lost his mind right?  I don't really see how there could be a debate about that.  If we re-elect him (legitimately), it just shows we don't give a collective fuck about ourselves.

When have we ever?

It would've been a better tweet had he not added the extra comma towards the end. Just a sentence with "The Invisble Enemy!" would've been great. 

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

When have we ever?

I mean, the post war period up until the 70s seemed pretty good.

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