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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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  • Uncle Boobs
    Uncle Boobs

    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    Daughter’s home. A little PTSD, we’re picking up Whataburger to help.

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    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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Just now, Pancho said:

Dallas ISD

Garland ISD

Richardson ISD

 

all closed indefinitely.

Not sure why anyone on here thinks kids are going back to school before august

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not sure why anyone on here thinks kids are going back to school before august

I’d put money on that 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

We're getting ready for a small gathering next week some time. Us on the screened-in-porch, and the other family at a table outside of it, 10 feet away. We'll provide them their own hand sanitizer, etc., and they bring their own meal. We'll be "together" but never actually come in contact.

The tension is going to result in an impromptu orgy. Or maybe not so impromptu for MP - this is some 4D chess type shit. Well done. 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not sure why anyone on here thinks kids are going back to school before august

lmao. I havent read one post ever saying theyll be back in school by april or may

Just now, akhornfan said:

I’d put money on that 

You think the kids will go back to school before summer break? Just making sure im hearing this right, cause ill put down $50 right now

2 minutes ago, akhornfan said:

I’d put money on that 

You’re being a contrarian bitch today. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

You think the kids will go back to school before summer break? Just making sure im hearing this right, cause ill put down $50 right now

Sure. I’ll even bet it with my school district. Orange County, CA. They see one week of school before the scheduled normal close date. 

We just had our govt come out and say this is gonna go till july or august.... and thats our govt! It could be even longer than that

can someone repost that side by side of US and italy numbers? Or any similar time series data?

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

You’re being a contrarian bitch today. 

Nope. I’m not saying I’m against containment measures. But this isn’t the end of the fucking world.

Just now, akhornfan said:

Sure. I’ll even bet it with my school district. Orange County, CA. They see one week of school before the scheduled normal close date. 

PM me with proof that they go back to school before summer break and ill paypal u $50

38 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Last time I went the Popeyes the staff were as stoned as a adulterous Arab woman.  Now they’re on the road!

It'll be like the Texas relays car show! Swangas everywhere 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

I really don't appreciate more words being put in my mouth.

I'm not nor have I ever wished death or illness on anyone. But you fuckers sure do enjoy dogpiling on me for expecting the authorities to do the right thing, and calling it out when they fail to do so

I'm not discussing politics. I'm discussing how the people we put in charge to protect us are completely failing to protect the public interest, and have actively worked to the contrary. 

It's fucking pathological to dismiss all of the inaction and sweep it aside, and then act like there was nothing we could have done. Sorry that I'm trying to talk about the entire issue, and how public health may be impacted in two weeks because of today's events, but fuck you, I haven't been bringing politics into this. 

Your reading comprehension is worse than your rhetoric, which is quite an achievement. 

I didn’t reference you as being someone wishing death on others. In fact, I did the opposite. 

Regarding the politics, those of us uninterested in discussing them are not secretly hiding their partisanship, as you and the Lobo dipshit from last night’s rant have started positing. It’s fascinating that you guys think your bullshit is so fucking amazing that there aren’t large groups of people out there who have no interest in the subject matter. It’s like D&D dorks that secretly believe everyone else is fucking up by not being deeply involved with their interests. In your post I just quoted, you again attempt to start bitching about “leadership” which is code now for "President's Name", I guess. In order to respond to your points, one doesn’t need to be a genius to surmise that your next response then furthers the doom loop of the discussion into ... wait for it ... fucking politics. 

In truth, if you’re sitting around and waiting for some figurehead to tell you what to do, you aren’t worth the fucking calories for much of a response anyway. 

It’s clear you’re never going to get it. I don’t understand why this has to be the thread that constantly pulls you out of your safe haven of honking speds in the cloak room, but I guess I’m happy for the fresh chances to neg you, so there’s that. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We just had our govt come out and say this is gonna go till july or august.... and thats our govt! It could be even longer than that

so if I’m wrong I’m out $50. You do know how a bet works right?  It only makes sense if someone takes the other side. 

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We just had our govt come out and say this is gonna go till july or august.... and thats our govt! It could be even longer than that

all you have to do is accept the bet..

26 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

He also describes at 48 seconds Manila being in a state of "calamity". Is that true? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMXekRVnHo

 

You can't have sex with women you see walking down the street any more.  Sounds like a calamity to me...

The tension is going to result in an impromptu orgy. Or maybe not so impromptu for MP - this is some 4D chess type shit. Well done. 

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Just now, tjhooker said:

Can they still shit in the streets? 

sure if they have the "I tested negative" sticker on their shirt.

1 hour ago, justhookit said:

Snapper is closed in federal waters. You could do a state water snapper trip but the boat has to stay within 9 nm for the duration of the trip. We are still probably a month or so away from being able to target dorado and ling - water temp needs to come up more.

Where should we go (next month) for dorado and ling? Are you a guide? Just need to find ways to keep my 2 boys (high school and college) entertained while school is messed up without encountering a bunch of people.

can someone repost that side by side of US and italy numbers? Or any similar time series data?

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Just now, Message Board User said:

 

how about some Carson reruns with guests like Dom Deluise and Sammy David Jr

Just now, Message Board User said:

 

My sources tell me that this is because Pete Davidson had sex with the Coronavirus 

1 minute ago, Texaus said:


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I'm guessing we'll break 5k today.

Houston area schools are out until at least April 10.  If they had SB last week, that's 5 weeks out of school.

1 minute ago, Bigpoppapump said:

I'm guessing we'll break 5k today.

Cases is useless at this point. Might as well just track deaths 

Oh look, we’re ahead of schedule. That’s nice 

7 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Maybe they can come up with something funny while they're on hiatus.

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh look, we’re ahead of schedule. That’s nice 

We’re testing better than they were at the same point. Watch our deaths trail behind while cases rise. 

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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh look, we’re ahead of schedule. That’s nice 


 

350,000,000 > 60,000,000

For fuck's sake...I just found out my sister dumped her kid on my mom for spring break. She's 79, what bad could possibly happen? I could fucking strangle her right now. 

3 minutes ago, akhornfan said:

We’re testing better than they were at the same point. Watch our deaths trail behind while cases rise. 

Are we? What evidence for that is there?

7 minutes ago, Texaus said:


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ok, so, having 5.5 times the people italy has, we're about around where italy was between days 5 and 6. that has to really make our rise more flatter than italys 

China is a riot.  No one can actually believe any of those numbers.

If a company closes its doors for a “set” amount of time (next 3 weeks minimum). Do employees get the right to apply for unemployment? Asking for in Texas 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I could fucking strangle her right now. 

Pics?

59 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

agreed. Italy is at around 7...not counting the likely tens or hundreds of THOUSANDS that have been sent home to fight it without a test

When untested people die in their homes, will they be tested post mortem?

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

When untested people die in their homes, will they be tested post mortem?

wouldnt an autopsy be performed then?

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6 minutes ago, Deej said:

For fuck's sake...I just found out my sister dumped her kid on my mom for spring break. She's 79, what bad could possibly happen? I could fucking strangle her right now. 

that is rough man. And assume sister is going to want to come back and get the kid, hang out with mom, etc. 

I haven't talked to my dad in a few days and I don't want to.

Because I guaranfuckingtee he went to church yesterday.  He's 88.

Mom died in January, and they had been married 67 year, so I kinda figure he doesn't give a shit any more.

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Skipped most of the day and just caught up the last few pages. It’s nice to see Greenspoint has gone full bore into his transformation from a normal, unhinged poster to a shrill, perpetually screaming lunatic who just shows up and starts shouting that the world is ending. Just hurling shit everywhere like Buddy the Elf in the snowball fight in Central Park, except, you know, shit.

 

not very productive man.  

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

that is rough man. And assume sister is going to want to come back and get the kid, hang out with mom, etc. 

Of course. She's also been sniffing around her finances. It's all a ploy.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

I haven't talked to my dad in a few days and I don't want to.

Because I guaranfuckingtee he went to church yesterday.  He's 88.

Mom died in January, and they had been married 67 year, so I kinda figure he doesn't give a shit any more.

Similar situation here. Dad is 78 and mom has been gone 5 years. He is lonely and doesn't care anymore. And yes he went to church yesterday 

I know my 72 yo, diabetic, heart-attack father went nuts when he found out his favorite coffee shop was closed this am. Now he has nowhere to go to be coughed on by other old men.

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