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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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2 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

 

The FAA is starting the transition.  TFR up over Wilmington, DE listed as "NATIONAL DEFENSE AIRSPACE."

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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Around that, but military ballots can come in until Friday.

I don’t think those are as heavily R as in the past. 

2 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Looks like Texas secession Facebook posts are back on the menu boys!

Those motherfuckers can't go a few weeks without access to a SuperCuts or a Chilis, doubt that they are serious about seceding.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t think those are as heavily R as in the past. 

In Fulton, probably not.

Trump is going to cry for the next two weeks and then launch a new TV channel with Steve Bannon. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

PV up to 2.5, feels like it’s on its way to 4. 

Prairie View?

Hell yeah.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those motherfuckers can't go a few weeks without access to a SuperCuts or a Chilis, doubt that they are serious about seceding.

Olive Garden, imo.

So both Senate races in GA are likely to go to runoff, which means the balance of power in the Senate will be decided in a state that's essentially a tossup right now

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those motherfuckers can't go a few weeks without access to a SuperCuts or a Chilis, doubt that they are serious about seceding.

I disagree. These stalwart patriots are what Texas needs. Nothing says "brave enough to keep the cartels from overrunning independent Texas" like guys who used to go drink a beer in Nuevo Laredo, but are scared to now.

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I won't believe Biden won until Thanksgiving and Christmas are cancelled 

I am watching CNN.  Santorum hasn't been completely unbearable, which is a shock.  But, on the whole, I think CNN's coverage has been quite good.

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

I won't believe Biden won until Thanksgiving and Christmas are cancelled 

Have to fight the urge to steal this and post on twitter.

Kanye has conceded

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13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

As a white person, I want to personally thank black people in Milwaukee, Detroit, Philly, and hopefully Atlanta for saving our asses.

#BlackVotesMatter

I think this is the beginning of Fox distancing themselves from Trump. I think calling AZ earlier than everyone else was calculated so they can seem “fair and balanced” when the grownups takeover. 

I watched a little bit of Fox News today just to see what was being said and they were pretty cold on the shit spewing out of trumps mouth today, multiple pundits acknowledging they though he was taking the wrong tack.  
I don't really watch them, but in the past they play it pretty straight until the opinion shows that pass as news hit after 5 pm
5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

So both Senate races in GA are likely to go to runoff, which means the balance of power in the Senate will be decided in a state that's essentially a tossup right now

Think of all the ads those poor bastards are going to be subject to

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3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I won't believe Biden won until Thanksgiving and Christmas are cancelled 

Biden should immediately hold a press conference where he announces "As my first act as your new leader, I hereby declare war on Christmas. Fuck you and Happy Holidays."

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

They need to start arresting people when they do that. Protest on the street or get cuffed. This protesting was exactly how *they stopped the recount in Florida with Bush/Gore. Count every vote or declare the republic a banana. 

*It was GOP campaign staffers but the news portrayed them as outraged citizens. (saw the recap on 537 Votes on HBO). 

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am watching CNN.  Santorum hasn't been completely unbearable, which is a shock.  But, on the whole, I think CNN's coverage has been quite good.

Haven’t watched them much, but i hope van Jones is happy. He was crushed 4 years ago. 

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20 minutes ago, TornACL said:

My remaining Trump holdout friends are inconsolable tonight. I didn't tell them that they can suck my dick, but they can suck my dick.

People have stopped replying.  I’ve laid waste to the entire lot of ‘em.  Most of the group texts have 2 of us against Trump and 6-8 hardcore trumpers.  It started with lots of back and forth.  Sadly for them, I have a big fucking mouth and pretty much never stop talking shit.  I’ve honed my skills here so it’s really not even fair. 
 

I’m almost sad.  What’s wrong with me?

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am watching CNN.  Santorum hasn't been completely unbearable, which is a shock.  But, on the whole, I think CNN's coverage has been quite good.

7:53pm CST- he is now being an unbearable obsequious toady.

Agreed on CNN.  Measured, clear, clean.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Kanye has conceded

I, on the other hand, have not yet conceded. I want to see if a few tens of millions voted for me as a write in. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This back and forth was funny. 
 

 

Kayliegh is going to have a great career selling leaf guards for rain gutters on TV. 

 

This back and forth was funny. 
 
 
What she's saying just doesn't McEnany sense...







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4 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Have to fight the urge to steal this and post on twitter.

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9 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Trump is going to cry for the next two weeks and then launch a new TV channel with Steve Bannon. 

I've been telling my wife,  who is a Trumpkin,  the exact same thing for the last 6 months.

You are exactly right about that. 

 

Edit: I doubt he puts any money in it,  but if he does it might be the only real business he ever made any money from.  

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22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This back and forth was funny. 
 

 

McEnany has a sad muppet face and will grow old inside an enormous McEnany Mansion with a needlessly complicated roof that always leaks.

25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

If they need some Plan B, Jason Miller has a shitload of that stuff in his liquor cabinet.

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As a white person, I want to personally thank black people in Milwaukee, Detroit, Philly, and hopefully Atlanta for saving our asses.

#BlackVotesMatter

yea, it's sad that Mitch is going to block all the meaningful reforms they're looking for. Sucks.

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

People have stopped replying.  I’ve laid waste to the entire lot of ‘em.  Most of the group texts have 2 of us against Trump and 6-8 hardcore trumpers.  It started with lots of back and forth.  Sadly for them, I have a big fucking mouth and pretty much never stop talking shit.  I’ve honed my skills here so it’s really not even fair. 
 

I’m almost sad.  What’s wrong with me?

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10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am watching CNN.  Santorum hasn't been completely unbearable, which is a shock.  But, on the whole, I think CNN's coverage has been quite good.

John King is the best map man in the business 

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As a white person, I want to personally thank black people in Milwaukee, Detroit, Philly, and hopefully Atlanta for saving our asses.

#BlackVotesMatter

Yeah, I need to do a mea culpa, was bagging on black turnout last night.  Add another thankful white dude to the list. 

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I may post some screenshots later.  If they don’t engage again, it’s all I have left.  

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

People have stopped replying.  I’ve laid waste to the entire lot of ‘em.  Most of the group texts have 2 of us against Trump and 6-8 hardcore trumpers.  It started with lots of back and forth.  Sadly for them, I have a big fucking mouth and pretty much never stop talking shit.  I’ve honed my skills here so it’s really not even fair. 
 

I’m almost sad.  What’s wrong with me?

Lou Malnatis to celebrate?

Big AZ batch about to come in.  About 420K.   Biden has a 93K lead right now statewide.

 

28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Plan B my ass.  They should be forced to carry Trump to term.

Just now, FunkSoulBrother said:

Lou Malnatis to celebrate?

I prefer Geno's East, but Lou's is pretty tasty too.

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

McEnany has a sad muppet face and will grow old inside an enormous McEnany Mansion with a needlessly complicated roof that always leaks.

Does she end up like Miss Havisham?because that sounds great

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