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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hood_(2018_film)

Directed by    Otto Bathurst
Produced by    
Leonardo DiCaprio

Taron Egerton as Robin Hood[1]
Jamie Foxx as Little John,[2] the leader of outlaws group Merry Men, and Hood’s best friend.
Eve Hewson as Maid Marian, Hood’s love interest[3]
Jamie Dornan as Will Scarlet,[4] half brother of Hood, member of Merry Men, and husband of Marian.
Ben Mendelsohn as the Sheriff of Nottingham, Hood’s enemy[5]
Paul Anderson[6] as Guy of Gisborne
Tim Minchin as Friar Tuck[7]
Josh Herdman as Righteous
Björn Bengtsson[8] as Tydon

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35 minutes ago, futureman said:

how many blacks were there in britain in the middle ages?

Go watch a few episodes of Britannia for some lulz. The "Druid tribes" were basically ran by warrior women who were crack bowshots, pierce Roman armor and never missed. Oh, and the Roman legions had lots of Africans back then too.

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4 hours ago, Lhorn said:

At least he’s not a transgender lesbian of color. I have no problem with any of those things but to pretend they would have been “tolerant” of those things in the Middle Ages is silly. 

About the closest I've heard of is Louis XIV's brother, but it appears that was tolerated because it made him less of a threat for the throne.

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7 hours ago, miguelito said:

At least this isn't an all chick* version.  I don't know how much longer we'll be able to say that.

 

 

*not counting lesbo porn all chick version, which probably exists.

I believe that was "Rubbin' Hoods"

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On 4/13/2018 at 11:09 PM, gsoda3 said:

what lunacy is a marian and will scarlet marriage. 

Yeah, that's just a garbage angle for a manufactured conflict that never existed in any version of this story.

I thought the Kevin Costner/Morgan Freeman/Christian Slater/Hans Gruber Robin Hood was the shit when I was a kid.  I saw it recently and couldn't help but laugh at how cheesy it seems as an adult.  Still, it was the catalyst for a lot of adventures in the woods on our farm, and my brother, cousin, and myself hurting each other with sticks.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Men in Tights was stark evidence that Mel Brooks’ film days were over.  I thought the Kevin Costner movie was funnier.

Everyone take notes... this is how you make a shit post.

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40 minutes ago, TyphoonSe7en said:

The 2010 Russell Crowe Robin Hood is God fucking awful. That is all.

Robin Hood Men In Tights is probably the best one not starring Errol Flynn. Except maybe for the Disney animated version. Mssr Hood from Shrek could probably support an entire flick, but otherwise, Robin Hood in Hollywood has been an awful, awful mess. Which sucks, because it's a great story.

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Yeah outside of Kevin Costner's shitty non-English accent, I don't know why his Robin Hood movie gets so much shit.

Yeah Costner's accent sucks, but outside of that it's a good solid action adventure type movie from the early 90s.  You had excellent turns by Alan Rickman and Michael Wincott as the villains and good solid efforts from Mary Elizabeth Masteranonio, Christan Slater and Morgan Freeman, among others.

(Also yes there was a cheesy 90s Bryan Adams ballad attached, but outside of the closing credits it's not in the movie and so shouldn't count against it.)

And speaking of music, another plus for the movie is Michael Kamen's excellent score:

 

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1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Yeah outside of Kevin Costner's shitty non-English accent

A horribly shitty accent can really fuck up a movie sometimes. Costner did it for Robin Hood.  Keanu Reeves did it for The Devil's Own, although his acting dediciency didn't help much either.

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6 hours ago, South Austin said:

A horribly shitty accent can really fuck up a movie sometimes. Costner did it for Robin Hood.  Keanu Reeves did it for The Devil's Own, although his acting dediciency didn't help much either.

Keanu Reeves is not a bad actor. Yeah I said it

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