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This fuckstick is coming back to Dallas today for a $100K/plate fundraiser, presumably in the Park Cities or Preston Hollow. The cop cars were lining up on Lemmon Avenue on the East Side of Lemmon by Love Field about 90 mins ago.

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

2 of those plates and my left nut says Rex Kramer is attending the event.  

We can only hope everyone makes their way there via Macho Grande.  

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Posted
4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

2 of those plates and my left nut says Rex Kramer is attending the event.  

Of course he is, how else are the guests going to get their meals? 

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Funny you should say that, sometimes I picture Eric, Junior, and Barron like the 3 crew members of that fateful flight. 

And they're all just rambling at take-off---- "Huh?" "Who?" "What?"  

I forget sometimes that as fucking stupid as Trump is, his sons are even more so.  I was worried, and probably will be again, that Ivanka-who despite what we all think of her lack of morality and insane politics-is actually pretty damn smart and cunning.  She appears to be distancing herself more and more from the "Trump Machine."  Which is good for America.  But I would not be surprised if makes a splash back into politics after Dad goes the way of the clink or the grave.  I mean, as much as I'd love to watch Don, Jr. pull a Fredo at their Florida beachouse, "I was passed over.  You're my younger sister.  I'm not dumb like everybody says, I'm smart."  The trade-off would be we'd all be living underground after the surface rights of our country were sold to Saudi Arabia.  

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5 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

Has anyone bothered to tell Trump anything about history?  The Third Reich was based on a twisted vision of Adolph Hitler.  Sick and cruel as he was and despite taking office suspiciously, Adolph had two things going for him in order to move the NSP into a 1000 Year Reich.  Adolph was in power when he launched the concept of the Unified Reich.  Trump is not in office because he's busy golfing.  And Adolph was not under 88 indictment counts.  He served his time and should have served more, but he was in power and not in court.  Trump is not in power and in court, and doesn't even know what the fuck the word "Reich" even means.  Other than it's the sound Eric makes when he's trying to read aloud polysyllabic words at the dinner table. 

Just like the "well half the country is dumb and worships Trump" cliche quotes are bullshit because it's only 35% of American adults and just feeds the MAGA nation chest-thumping gratification.  So too is the "Trump is Hitler."  It's a false narrative that just feeds his narrative and makes Trump feel more empowered.  Both wanted to be fascist dictators, but to be fair-Hitler was far more cunning and intelligent than Trump would ever dream.  Adolph was born to nothingness.  He got to third base and murdered everybody in the dugouts, the grandstands, and the field.  But his rise was nothing like Trump's.  Trump was born on third base, thought he hit a triple, pissed away a fortune, and hosted a gameshow.  They're both disgusting human beings that history will not be kind to, nor should it.  But Trump should know he's a half-wit Pol Pot with some charm who soon be gone from this Earth.  

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5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Has anyone bothered to tell Trump anything about history?  The Third Reich was based on a twisted vision of Adolph Hitler.  Sick and cruel as he was and despite taking office suspiciously, Adolph had two things going for him in order to move the NSP into a 1000 Year Reich.  Adolph was in power when he launched the concept of the Unified Reich.  Trump is not in office because he's busy golfing.  And Adolph was not under 88 indictment counts.  He served his time and should have served more, but he was in power and not in court.  Trump is not in power and in court, and doesn't even know what the fuck the word "Reich" even means.  Other than it's the sound Eric makes when he's trying to read aloud polysyllabic words at the dinner table. 

Just like the "well half the country is dumb and worships Trump" cliche quotes are bullshit because it's only 35% of American adults and just feeds the MAGA nation chest-thumping gratification.  So too is the "Trump is Hitler."  It's a false narrative that just feeds his narrative and makes Trump feel more empowered.  Both wanted to be fascist dictators, but to be fair-Hitler was far more cunning and intelligent than Trump would ever dream.  Adolph was born to nothingness.  He got to third base and murdered everybody in the dugouts, the grandstands, and the field.  But his rise was nothing like Trump's.  Trump was born on third base, thought he hit a triple, pissed away a fortune, and hosted a gameshow.  They're both disgusting human beings that history will not be kind to, nor should it.  But Trump should know he's a half-wit Pol Pot with some charm who soon be gone from this Earth.  

But if Adolph would be under a number of indictments, 88 of them would be perfectly acceptable. 

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12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Also, Hitler didn’t kill himself. Joe Biden shot him behind his back when he wasn’t looking.

Biden was also the guy that got John Wilkes Booth.  

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21 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Funny you should say that, sometimes I picture Eric, Junior, and Barron like the 3 crew members of that fateful flight. 

And they're all just rambling at take-off---- "Huh?" "Who?" "What?"  

I forget sometimes that as fucking stupid as Trump is, his sons are even more so.  I was worried, and probably will be again, that Ivanka-who despite what we all think of her lack of morality and insane politics-is actually pretty damn smart and cunning.  She appears to be distancing herself more and more from the "Trump Machine."  Which is good for America.  But I would not be surprised if makes a splash back into politics after Dad goes the way of the clink or the grave.  I mean, as much as I'd love to watch Don, Jr. pull a Fredo at their Florida beachouse, "I was passed over.  You're my younger sister.  I'm not dumb like everybody says, I'm smart."  The trade-off would be we'd all be living underground after the surface rights of our country were sold to Saudi Arabia.  

There's no emoji for this.  Should have sent a mediocre poet or limerick writer.

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I once knew an Eric from Nantucket

His brother Barron said fuck it

Don Junior did all the blow 

Tiffany has nowhere to go

And Ivanka once held her dad's nugget.  

 

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15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I once knew an Eric from Nantucket

His brother Barron said fuck it

Don Junior did all the blow 

Tiffany has nowhere to go

And Ivanka once held her dad's nugget.  

 

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But I was hoping for a limerick in response.  So I'm going to allow for some extra credit in the form of . . . A Theme.

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C+, you fucking kidding me?  

I made it up in 3 minutes, it's pithy, fits the model, and once not a 7 paragraph diatribe by Lobo. 

That's a fucking A- and you know it!!!!!

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7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

C+, you fucking kidding me?  

I made it up in 3 minutes, it's pithy, fits the model, and once not a 7 paragraph diatribe by Lobo. 

That's a fucking A- and you know it!!!!!

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Posted
1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Is he just in the Bronx giving a speech because he's lazy? He has no chance of getting NY. 

Obviously.  If he was serious, he'd be in NH, WI, MI, PA, NC, AZ, GA, NV

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On 5/22/2024 at 3:26 PM, C-Man said:

 

If Ronny Jackson discussed Obama's health with Trump, that would seem to be a potential HIPAA violation and against doctor ethics. It's either Trump is lying or Jackson doesn't concern himself with legal or ethical standards. Sounds like a great complaint and investigation for the Texas Medical Board.

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I put my pants on one leg at a time.  Just like you. 

Only, once I got 'em on.  I make no golden hair records.  

(I dunno, you guys workshop it but there's a .gif in here somewhere about putting on pants and Bruce Dickinson);  

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I put my pants on one leg at a time.  Just like you. 

Only, once I got 'em on.  I make no golden hair records.  

(I dunno, you guys workshop it but there's a .gif in here somewhere about putting on pants and Bruce Dickinson);  

No doubt he also goes sock/shoe, sock/shoe when getting dressed. 

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32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he's such a sociopathic cunt that he doesn't even know how to pretend to give a fuck about another human.

He has never cared about any other human, ever.  Which is why it is so jaw-dropping to hear dumbasses like our Lt. Gov go up to NY and say shit like this:

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Donald Trump is for every New Yorker. He's for every Texan. Every state. Donald Trump has put his whole life on the line, his whole life on the line for the American people. When he came down that escalator he probably had no idea that he was going to be called to be the man in the gap to stand up for Americans. And he's standing up for you even if you don't know it.

In human history, very few statements have been made that are as false as that one.

It's not that Trump is in it for Trump first.  It's that he's in it for Trump only.  He would shoot a baby in face -- shit, his own children -- if he thought it would give him even incrementally more power and adoration.  He is pure id, nothing more.

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