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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans claim to be like Jesus, but really they are like God from the Old Testament.

Christian leaders long ago decided they’re the same guy. 

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1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

This dumb bitch must've painted a target on her foot, and I must,say, she's an excellent marksman

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans claim to be like Jesus, but really they are like God from the Old Testament.

 

51 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Christian leaders long ago decided they’re the same guy. 

Both of y'all. Jewish folks might want a word. I don't think Danya would take kindly to having the OT given to Republicans.

I don't recognize MTG's  religion as any more real than the color of her hair. She is no more familiar with the God of Abraham than she is with the Jesus of William Barber and Fr. Jim.

 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans claim to be like Jesus, but really they are like God from the Old Testament.

I think they are more like Abram's asses and she-asses. from the Old Testament.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

So why did you post it? First I’ve heard about it.

Agreed. 

Let's show some discipline people.  Unfollow assholes and don't re-tweet/re-post them.

2 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Let's show some discipline people. 

. . . says the young authoritarian.

Kidding, of course. 

But I disagree with your proposed order. 

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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and here she is back to being a dumb cunt

 

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Well, yeah.  Fauci controlled all health policy while working for Donald Trump.  I mean, it's obvious.

37 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and here she is back to being a dumb cunt

 

You say that like she ever stopped being a dumb cunt. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You say that like she ever stopped being a dumb cunt. 

I mean, possibly while she's sleeping. But I bet she's even a dumb cunt in her dreams.

19 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

It's pretty dumb and pointless to "gotcha" one dumb point she makes when everything that comes out of her mouth is bullshit, but the DSA literally has a Veterans working group. 

https://dsaveterans.org/

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/06/marjorie-taylor-greene-apologizes-for-holocaust-gaffe.html

 

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By her own account in a press availability today, Georgia representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has been “bothered for a couple of weeks” by the “mistake” she made in comparing mask mandates and COVID-19 vaccine mandates to the Holocaust. This happened after she toured the U.S. Holocaust Museum earlier in the day and apparently learned that there is “nothing comparable” to a catastrophe in which “six millions Jewish people were murdered,” along with “Black people, Christians, and all kinds of people” whom the “Nazis didn’t believe were good enough.”

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Now to be clear, Greene’s apology was abject and unconditional, and that is a good thing. But she is not some random “normal person.” She is a United States representative. It is more than a bit astonishing that it took a trip to a museum for her to grasp the nature and unique horror of an event that literate people understand as the most catastrophic occurrence of the century in which she was born. After all, she was widely condemned, by Jewish groups and even the leaders of her own congressional caucus, for her remarks on May 22. Yet she doubled down on them in an equally ignorant statement identifying Democrats with Nazis, while whining about being blindsided by her Republican critics.

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Now perhaps Greene is contrite about some aspects of her recent remarks, but she’s not much better educated — willing to admit a gaffe but not her general ignorance. If she thinks the Holocaust (as opposed to the slavery and Jim Crow systems of the country, region, and state she calls home) killed a lot of Black people (as opposed to Roma, LGBTQ people, and, yes, socialists and communists), she didn’t spend enough time at the museum to justify a public statement, which was both too shallow and far too late.

Greene actually has a lot to apologize for in her brief and unaccomplished political career. So far, unless I’ve missed something, she’s apologized for promoting QAnon madness, for doubting the reality of school shootings, and now misappropriating the memory of the Holocaust. She’ll probably say five more things that are offensive and howlingly uninformed before she retracts the last one. I profoundly hope her most questionable comment in the apology presser was: “I’m very much a normal person.” If that’s true, we’re all in deep trouble.

 

Bet her approval rating tanks like 20 points after that apology.

 

2 hours ago, berlinerbaer said:

Bet her approval rating tanks like 20 points after that apology.

 

Whatever gets her out of memory works for me

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Marjorie Taylor Greene. The word concept derives from Latin (of which I have no background so you Latin peeps check in here) and I believe the word, conceptus/conceptum which means something conceived. Originally, to take sperm into the womb, or in the modern way--to take an idea into the mind. So here we have Rep. Greene discussing Plan B, something which prevents conception and discussing the pharmaceutical contraception pill as though it were an abortifacient while the irony of her having consistently aborted every factual knowledgeable scientific thought from her mind is not lost on listeners.

 

Yeah I don’t think that’s how plan b works

Ru486?

Worst brand name. Worse than New Coke.

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My god, the amount of Plan B her mother would eat, drink, snort, shoot, and shove up her ass and vagina if she knew what her daughter would grow up to be like.  Shit, I bet her dad would shove some Plan B in the tip of his dick, just as a show of solidarity. 

4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Ru486?

Worst brand name. Worse than New Coke.

I Really wanted a 486 computer in 1997

Sharp as a tack, AOC is. Also, calling AOC not American is not unusual for the RW, but the further dehumanizing is going to get worse so be prepared to push back.

 

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sharp as a tack, AOC is. Also, calling AOC not American is not unusual for the RW, but the further dehumanizing is going to get worse so be prepared to push back.

Why does the GOP attract a disproportionate number of dumb narcissists?

 

Sharp as a tack, AOC is. Also, calling AOC not American is not unusual for the RW, but the further dehumanizing is going to get worse so be prepared to push back.
 
Well this caught my attention...

 

 

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*Democrats’

 

stupid bitch 

16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

*Democrats’

 

 

I guess she is carrying on Rush’s legacy. I never will get why he thought that such a clever insult. 

Sky commas for the mutherfuckin' win, yo! 

Chances are she doesn't understand the difference between possessive and plural possessive.

Well, SHE'S fucking possessed, I can tell you that much. 


 

How is this lady allowed to keep holding public office? How has the Republican party not denounced her by now? It’s just nuts she says this shit and nobody on the right says stfu.

1 minute ago, Covri said:

How is this lady allowed to keep holding public office? How has the Republican party not denounced her by now? It’s just nuts she says this shit and nobody on the right says stfu.

The people running the Republican Party circa 2021 are as irrational, ignorant, and ignominious as Marge.

It's a personality cult. 

3 minutes ago, Covri said:


 

How is this lady allowed to keep holding public office? How has the Republican party not denounced her by now? It’s just nuts she says this shit and nobody on the right says stfu.

They can't let the libs "win" literally anything. No matter how obvious and non-partisan it should be.

10 minutes ago, Covri said:

brakeman pls

“Pot Smoking Loser”

3 hours ago, Covri said:


 

How is this lady allowed to keep holding public office? How has the Republican party not denounced her by now? It’s just nuts she says this shit and nobody on the right says stfu.

Wrong thread, Brakeman. Better than MTG though....

Real talk -- I grew up in the 80s and 90s (in terms of social sentience) and shit like this would've gotten you shitcanned as a politician or from any other public role back THEN. It's so incredibly amazing how far we've regressed as a society and culture within the space of the last 5 years. Just blows my mind to contemplate. 

10 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The rare octuple "wrong thread" extravaganza

Knew a woman who had the rare octuple extravaganza.  Vagina like you wouldn't believe.  Imagine 8 shriners getting out with tiny little hats on with their little cars. 

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3 hours ago, Covri said:


 

How is this lady allowed to keep holding public office? How has the Republican party not denounced her by now? 

because she is the most representative spokesperson of the Republican party today.  why would they denounce her? 

7 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

because she is the most representative spokesperson of the Republican party today.  why would they denounce her? 

Yup.  In the GQP, the inmates are running the prison; stupidity and cruelty rule the day. 

9 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The rare octuple "wrong thread" extravaganza

So much this. And just because it appears in cartoon form doesn’t necessarily make it funny. Try exercising a little discretion. Jesus. (I’ve been holding that in for awhile. It feels good to get it off my chest.)

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