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Posted
Just now, TexasHooch said:

Um... What?

 

Was just coming here to post this. Literally all a Texas Dem running for statewide office should do is point to this and yell loudly and often how they're all fucking like this.

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11 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Was just coming here to post this. Literally all a Texas Dem running for statewide office should do is point to this and yell loudly and often how they're all fucking like this.

Aaron Nielson?  Need deets.

Also, take a look at the SGs of Texas.  Quite a rogue's gallery.  But these motherfuckers are seriously the most responsible parties for the state's slide into fascism.

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17 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Was just coming here to post this. Literally all a Texas Dem running for statewide office should do is point to this and yell loudly and often how they're all fucking like this.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

The correction isn't helping me understand what is going on here.

I read it as:

  • The first one says he discussed it with colleagues for a long time, for months.
  • The second one says he discussed it in excruciating detail with influential and powerful people for a long time, once during dinner.
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16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

The correction isn't helping me understand what is going on here.

The context and length of time over which you discuss forcible asteroid sodomy is a very important detail. Pay attention, man.

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In essentially one generation, we have gone from having folks in state and national leadership who, while differing on policy sometimes to an extreme level, were still generally respected, knowledgeable, and held in high esteem -  to cretin like this  in many crucial roles. I don’t see any easy way to recover from this.

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

never heard of asteroid anal rape fetish 

 

 

3 minutes ago, NYTransplant said:

TILT. Will not be googling.

From the comments.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It was James Ho, some Texas federalists, and it was a circle jerk.

It’s a relief to hear that there weren’t any of those lib perverts present.

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38 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

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First thing I thought of. I knew I would be too late to post.

 

I’m still unclear about whether his fantasy involved his being anally raped by the asteroid or someone else.

 

 

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Are we talking about an asteroid falling from space? In this case, would the victim be pointing their ass towards the sky or does the asteroid bounce of the ground and then into the victim's anus? Either way, 

YARN | IT was a million to one shot, Doc Million to one ...

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37 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This choad is so worthless. His continued re-election to office pains me more than any other elected official in Texas. 

 

"What a stupid question!  Everyone knows that marihuana makes white women listen to jazz music and be seduced by negroes!  You heard the story of Mildred Johnson!  One puff of reefer, and she left her family to cavort with a black saxophonist!  And no, don't ask me any stupid question about how many Texans die each year from alcohol poisoning or accidents while drunk. We're here to focus on the real threats: negro men and jazz!"

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On 5/28/2025 at 11:50 AM, Brisketexan said:

The context and length of time over which you discuss forcible asteroid sodomy is a very important detail. Pay attention, man.


Well, yeah ... because, I mean, who among us HASN'T fantasized over dinner about watching an asteroid sodomizing our boss? But you think about that for a longer period of time than that? Well that's just sick. 

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Guys, I gotta be honest, I once partook of the devil’s lettuce. Only now through angry Rosie Odonnel do I realize just how closely I danced with death. That could’ve been me walking in front of a train. Texans should celebrate how their fierce defenders of liberty are making them safer by clearing the shelves of these Canadian fentanyl laced assassin candies smuggled in by Mexican fentanyl mules. I think they should replace all of those godless vape shops with bible shops so other folks can learn to walk an enlightened path like our leaders. Well I guess wheels doesn’t walk the path, he rolls the path, and that’s cool too. 
 

 

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On 5/28/2025 at 11:40 AM, DDD Dad said:

What's his surly handle?

None of your business. 

 

 

On 5/28/2025 at 1:01 PM, tx 3 putt said:

never heard of asteroid anal rape fetish 

 

You haven’t? Do you like camping? 
 

On 5/28/2025 at 1:10 PM, tx 3 putt said:

hits close to home, the female friend suggested anal this am (for her, not me


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The R politician’s new playbook: you’re an idiot for even asking this question.  

Reporters need to follow up better: my job is to ask you the hard questions about the laws you are pushing through as THE PEOPLE’S GOVERNMENT.   Your job is to answer these hard questions.  Calling the question dumb is a tell that you can’t defend the law you passed.  

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