Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

4 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

holy shit that image of looch and jimbo... twas made for photoshop.  the internet gonna have a field day with that one.

'shop Looch into that picture of Jimbo feeling up that recruit in a bowling alley who looked like the bad guy from a 1980s martial arts movie.

  • Replies 91.2k
  • Views 9.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

12 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Why u insult dicks?

I see two piles of cat feces.

Why u insult cat feces?

37 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Why u insult cat feces?

All is see are suck aggy and cuck aggy.

I almost feel sorry for Jimbo in that pic.

I also find it mind blowing that a two bit garbage hack like Looch gets that kind of access. Don't they have any actual professional journalists covering that team?

Edited by Valmy77

Kinda looks like chin pubes reaching over to give dumbo a hand job actually.

  • Author
Why u insult cat feces?
Two piles of Jester "food" then.
  • Author
I almost feel sorry for Jimbo in that pic.
I also find it mind blowing that a two bit garbage hack like Looch gets that kind of access. Don't they have any actual professional journalists covering that team?
Both of em are screwing aggy out of money.
With the way looch is reaching, Mickey routke from diner would be good too.
Shift him one seat closer and his hand will be in Jimbo's crotch - where they both want it.
11 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

0112653-xldo-854x480.jpg

front page of texags, have fun

Holy shit, they actually have an S-E-C logo in their meeting room. I'm more sad than surprised

Every picture of jimbo now seems to contain the thousand yard stare...

Edited by OrangEngr
Double

Do some of you actually listen to hours of texaggy radio to mock it? You sirs are troopers.

 Тhey appear to "build champions" like they build other structures: if it doesn't collapse it goes up in smoke. 

18 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Chris%20Farley%20Show.png

That was awesome 

12 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

0112653-xldo-854x480.jpg

front page of texags, have fun

Why would any head coach want to be associated in any way with an internet assclown like that guy? Seriously.

12 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Why would any head coach want to be associated in any way with an internet assclown like that guy? Seriously.

That assclown is the most influential person in aggy sports. The jokes really do write themselves.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

Guess that’s similar to Ernst Rohm recruiting so many brown shirts.

Holy shit, they actually have an S-E-C logo in their meeting room. I'm more sad than surprised
That's where they watch Bama games.
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Why would any head coach want to be associated in any way with an internet assclown like that guy? Seriously.

State run media, pumps out the propaganda.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Do some of you actually listen to hours of texaggy radio to mock it? You sirs are troopers.

I spent 2 years on the DMZ monitoring North Korean propaganda broadcasts.  Running this stuff in the background while I do real work isn't all that.

14 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Does Looch have teeth?  Not sure I’ve see a pic of him showing any teeth....of course the only pics I’ve ever seen of him are the dick-sucking gif and his blowout pic. 

I searched the internet far and wide and absolutely no pics of him smiling enough to show teeth.  Either he has a jacked up grill or he’s gummin it (which would explain the MeMaw/Jimbo attraction)??

59 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

aggy_loochandjimbo.jpg

GlisteningAnyDutchsmoushond-size_restric

10 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Kinda looks like chin pubes reaching over to give dumbo a hand job actually.

Orchids of aggyland.

Is that really Bert in the back row behind the Klans leaders?

Did Billy ever discuss what his "sources" was telling him about Texas being one more loss away from being turned upside down in the locker room?

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

aggy_loochandjimbo.jpg

Love the SMU pic in the back

  • Author
Did Billy ever discuss what his "sources" was telling him about Texas being one more loss away from being turned upside down in the locker room?
Upside down? What, like in Royal Wedding?

fbd21336a0b5c1f13da41093f837a948.gif7169656cb4be01a8a825a704127f2738.gif
3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Do some of you actually listen to hours of texaggy radio to mock it? You sirs are troopers.

This.  They are taking the bullet for the rest of us.  Muchas gracias.

3 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

That was awesome 

I remember that time.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I'm getting better at finding Bert.

Is he Waldo’s brother?

21 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is he Waldo’s brother?

No, he’s ernie’s “roommate” and very close friend 

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No, he’s ernie’s “roommate” and very close friend 

[Ed]How close is he?[\McMahon]

Edited by Armybrat

There are a lot of good things in that Ramjet upgrade, but it's the little things that make it great. Like the enhancement to Jimbo's cheeks.

  • Popular Post

From our friends at /r/longhornnation

phwhjski9ui21.png

2 hours ago, Thiefery said:

Did Billy ever discuss what his "sources" was telling him about Texas being one more loss away from being turned upside down in the locker room?

Or the one that assured him the Tom Herman wouldn't make it a year?

I was expecting some sort of substantive analysis there. The entire column was just a somewhat drawn out “why not? It could happen!”

Texas A&M: Bert Biffani is leaving his defensive quality control role at Tennessee to become an offensive graduate assistant with the program, per source. Biffani was at Florida State with Jimbo from 2013-17.

  giphy.gif    

               Biff....

 

Edited by LTtxfan
typo

34 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So now it's evolved to "wait til the year after next".  Probably a good plan for them. 

Remember 1995? How everything was supposed to come together in 1995 for A&M to finally break through and make it to the national title game?

Years in the making. All they had to do was beat Colorado on the road and it would all be gravy. 

Of course if they had to made it they would have been crushed by Nebraska that year...

8 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I was expecting some sort of substantive analysis there.

Have you ever met an aggy? Familiar with aggy sports at all?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.