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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This dude is just making shit up. They lost by 3 points to Florida and missed 0 field goals in that game. Even if they had missed one - it would have gone to OT. Against LSU their kicker missed a 52 yarder and a 33 yarder  - LSU's kicker missed a 54 yarder. aggy's kicker also made a 50 yarder that game. So no - you didn't really lose because of your kicker. He left 3 easy points on the board, split from 50+ and you lost by 5. 

And of course that isn't bringing up the fact that Cletus is handing them an SECCG win and NCG win. 

Aggy can't help but be full of shit...its the fabric of their culture 

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4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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You can see the lips move, but can't hear what they're saying.

9 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

R. C./Jimbo hybrid

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No way that's Jimbo. The thumb isn't fucked up enough

17 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I think #13 is their post player.

I'd just like to state that I see what you did there, but I'm not giving you rep because I don't want to encourage this sort of behavior.

1 minute ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

I'd just like to state that I see what you did there, but I'm not giving you rep because I don't want to encourage this sort of behavior.

This only encourages me more.

31 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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I hear Chris Beard is wearing a burnt orange pair for the Tech game.

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So much double meaning in this pic....caught this on 635 in north Dallas a while back...morons

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

WTF does this mean?!

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That's hilarious coming from a fan of a school that has been on probation more than almost every other school out there and that would have suffered the death penalty if SMU had not already.

F'n morons.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

WTF does this mean?!

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lol. Yep, just one more generation of white people dying and being replaced by Hispanics should right the ship. It’s gonna be 1953 again soon enough folks.

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

This dude is just making shit up. They lost by 3 points to Florida and missed 0 field goals in that game. Even if they had missed one - it would have gone to OT. Against LSU their kicker missed a 52 yarder and a 33 yarder  - LSU's kicker missed a 54 yarder. aggy's kicker also made a 50 yarder that game. So no - you didn't really lose because of your kicker. He left 3 easy points on the board, split from 50+ and you lost by 5. 

And of course that isn't bringing up the fact that Cletus is handing them an SECCG win and NCG win. 

No kidding. In this magical world, aggy would have lost to Georgia in the SEC Championship Game by more than a FG, which makes the BCS title game ND vs UGA.

On 2/16/2022 at 9:47 AM, Chopper said:

A few years ago Baylor had a coach who had seemingly transitioned, and also wore high heels and leather pants on the court all the time. I don't recall them getting shit about their wardrobe choice so there must be something else about aTm's coach that triggers aggy. Hmmm...what could it be...

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I don't have an issue at all with their outfits, heals or no heals.     My thinking is that almost every gal I've known who's had to incorporate high heals as part of their wardrobe including my own wife of 27 years has always complained about them and would prefer to wear more comfortable shoes if the occasion calls for it.    A basketball game isn't exactly a society event, wedding, or dress to impress job situation even if you are a coach with ESPN cameras zooming in on you.   I don't know if anyone has noticed, but the days of coaches in both the College and Pro levels wearing designer suits appears to be a thing of the past too.  They've followed their football counterparts and most are just wearing their official gear made by Nike, UA, or Adidas.    

15 hours ago, ztejas said:

This dude is just making shit up. They lost by 3 points to Florida and missed 0 field goals in that game.

Why do they continually do this?  Do they make things up so that they feel better about losses?  They are the oddest fanbase.  

On 2/15/2022 at 11:13 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I bet stiletto heels fuck up a basketball court though

Not as much as the bricks the agroid men have been shooting this season.

rim shot?

39 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I don't have an issue at all with their outfits, heals or no heals.     My thinking is that almost every gal I've known who's had to incorporate high heals as part of their wardrobe including my own wife of 27 years has always complained about them and would prefer to wear more comfortable shoes if the occasion calls for it.    A basketball game isn't exactly a society event, wedding, or dress to impress job situation even if you are a coach with ESPN cameras zooming in on you.   I don't know if anyone has noticed, but the days of coaches in both the College and Pro levels wearing designer suits appears to be a thing of the past too.  They've followed their football counterparts and most are just wearing their official gear made by Nike, UA, or Adidas.    

*heels

*heels

*heels

 

19 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Not as much as the bricks the agroid men have been shooting this season.

rim shot?

No.  Air ball.

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

No wonder those Atascocita kids feel so at home in College Station

Keep this shit off this board, stupid fuck. 

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

*heels

*heels

*heels

 

No.  Air ball.

Lol

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

WTF does this mean?!

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My white guilt begins and ends with the majority of Aggroid wandering the earth as samples of my race.

I enjoy the irony that there are so many Texans who share 99% of the Aggie mentality but think that one percent of difference means Jack fucking shit

 

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

I enjoy the irony that there are so many Texans who share 99% of the Aggie mentality but think that one percent of difference means Jack fucking shit

 

Those who don’t, never will…

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Sensuality sensual sexy girl woman model tattoo legs Mila-Prihojeva blonde kneeling shoulders window sill high-heels red-dress wallpaper

 

Name?

She is relevant to my interests

2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Name?

She is relevant to my interests

Hell if I know. Just came up on my search. She's hotter n ballz.

8 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Hell if I know. Just came up on my search. She's hotter n ballz.


She’s fine.  
 

…she’s no Angela Lansbury tho  

33 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Hell if I know. Just came up on my search. She's hotter n ballz.

Googling “hotter n ballz”……

53 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I enjoy the irony that there are so many Texans who share 99% of the Aggie mentality but think that one percent of difference means Jack fucking shit

 

Fuck the politics. Wrong board. 

31 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck the politics. Wrong board. 

Who's talking about politics?  I'm talking about cultish stupidity.  That's been around long before politics. See my much lauded College Station Karen post above in this very same thread which proves the point.  

Aggie mentality isn't about politics, it's about a race to the bottom.  And down there, there ain't nothing but stupid.  

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8-4. Every year. Forever. 

So now my Youtube feed is ate up with this crap.  Mea culpa, you guys are 100% right about these dipshits.  Good lord, Man.

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I watched that whole thing.  Am I gay now?

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19 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So now my Youtube feed is ate up with this crap.  Mea culpa, you guys are 100% right about these dipshits.  Good lord, Man.

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10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

*heels

*heels

*heels

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10 hours ago, Parliament said:

So now my Youtube feed is ate up with this crap.  Mea culpa, you guys are 100% right about these dipshits.  Good lord, Man.

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I watched that whole thing.  Am I gay now?

Brokeback Milkmen? Then, yes.

12 hours ago, Parliament said:

So now my Youtube feed is ate up with this crap.  Mea culpa, you guys are 100% right about these dipshits.  Good lord, Man.

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I watched that whole thing.  Am I gay now?

Now?

So now my Youtube feed is ate up with this crap.  Mea culpa, you guys are 100% right about these dipshits.  Good lord, Man.
ETA
I watched that whole thing.  Am I gay now?
I really wish Fish camp was required for all incoming freshman football players. Be intetesting to see how many stick or hit the portal soon after lol
17 hours ago, Lobo said:

I enjoy the irony that there are so many Texans who share 99% of the Aggie mentality but think that one percent of difference means Jack fucking shit

 

That 1% also separates us from chimpanzees....

The only pattern I see is that they had to cheat to win.

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2 hours ago, ousux said:
17 hours ago, Parliament said:
So now my Youtube feed is ate up with this crap.  Mea culpa, you guys are 100% right about these dipshits.  Good lord, Man.
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I watched that whole thing.  Am I gay now?

I really wish Fish camp was required for all incoming freshman football players. Be intetesting to see how many stick or hit the portal soon after lol

They should be required to attend before signing a LOI.

5 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

The only pattern I see is that they had to cheat to win.

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Okay, ABATTBQ87, now do 1996-2011 to see another, more traditional pattern.

they also ruined CFB playoff expansion.

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