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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

you know they are jizzing their asses off over this:

 

So lets beat their whiney asses again. 

18 minutes ago, Halohal said:

Still have that bitter taste in their mouth.

It's jizz...

Great.  We have a winning record there.  And scoreboard.

Also, we're only playing because the SEC told them to sit down and STFU.  Otherwise they'd still be ducking us.

Edited by Scholz

Great.  We have a winning record there.  And dead dog scoreboard.

Fify

Always play at aggy in odd years, ‘25 is an odd year, what’s the big deal?

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

you know they are jizzing their asses off over this:

 

That’s bullshit.

Our  last gomer game was at Pyle Field.

6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We have won more national championships in the past 15 years than aggy has in 146 years

To be fair, they suck so that isnt really an accomplishment. 

58 minutes ago, Pancho said:

you know they are jizzing their asses off over this:

 

He's just running his mouth.  I doubt anything has been agreed to at this point.  

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23 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He's just running his mouth.  I doubt anything has been agreed to at this point.  

They have a gentleman's agreement.

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It don't make a shit. 

 

6 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

It don't make a shit.

Shit it don't make

17 hours ago, markstanco said:


Over the years, I keep saying “one of these days Randy Duke will log in/out of the wrong account and post”. But it is the same and nobody would ever notice.

It’s not a knock at all, just an observation.

I can tell you that I am not Randolph nor am I any other regular surly poster.  I do get a lot of great content from several regular posters here (including Randolph) and collectively we've made a pretty popular aggy debunking site.

1 hour ago, Halohal said:

Still have that bitter taste in their mouth.

They should have their partners drink more pineapple juice.

I cannot wait to kick the shit out of those nut grabbers. I hope the dead dogs roll over in their graves when they see the final score.

Just now, Leanderman said:

I cannot wait to kick the shit out of those nut grabbers. I hope the dead dogs roll over in their graves when they see the final score.

dog rolls rolling GIF by HuffPost

I cannot wait to kick the shit out of those nut grabbers. I hope the dead dogs roll over in their graves when they see the final score.

I have zero hope that we’ll ever be good again.

We’ll still probably beat those dumbfucks though.

Bjork is such a gomer dumbass.  He's perfect for them:

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Bjork said that the Aggies hosting the last meeting had no bearing on the future as SEC opponents. Texas A&M won’t let the Longhorns waltz back into their lives and dictate the location of the first encounter. 

“That’s something that’s important to us,” Bjork said to Brent Zwerneman at the Houston Chronicle about the scheduling process. Texas won’t receive a vote on league matters until its officially in the conference. That is expected to be the summer of 2025, but no one would be surprised it the Longhorns negotiated an earlier release from its membership in the Big 12. “They don’t have a vote in the process.”

 

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He's just running his mouth.  I doubt anything has been agreed to at this point.  

It was. Reading the Zwerneman quotes it's all just speculation from Bjork. 

He's a moron for running his mouth again after his comments about Texas joining the SEC. 

 

 

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aggy probably also lobbying for all previous games to be wiped from the record books. 

Would love to see the list of demands gomer made when hearing Texas was joining the SEC. 

Gonna be hilarious when Bama, UGA, LSU, etc tell aggy to stfu and that they have no say where the game is played.

It would just be the fair thing to do to have the next game in Austin since the last one was in college station. If the last game had been in Austin then I would support the next game to be in College Station. It would just be the fair thing to do.

Oh, I forgot. We're dealing with a bunch of sheep rapists who think that dead dogs can still see the scoreboard. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Such an unselfish humanitarian!

 

Gotta get to 8 wins somehow 

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

you know they are jizzing their asses off over this:

 

Would be nice if it’s a close game and they get an obviously correct call go against them and watch the implosion from orbit as they lose 

2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

It will not create a feces.

 

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It don't make a shit. 

 

3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

It don't make a shit.

 

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Shit it don't make

 

What does Amber Heard have to do with any of this?

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

you know they are jizzing their asses off over this:

 

Gonna be harder for them to duck that game... 

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Well. they lost one in that 10 year span. 27-25

21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I guess Matt Bumfuck is not a tough guy

 

 

Jesus titty fucking tap dancing christ, that’s hilarious.

2 hours ago, salonghorn said:

It would just be the fair thing to do to have the next game in Austin since the last one was in college station. If the last game had been in Austin then I would support the next game to be in College Station. It would just be the fair thing to do.

Oh, I forgot. We're dealing with a bunch of sheep rapists who think that dead dogs can still see the scoreboard. 

They’re complete pussies. They ran away from us quite intentionally so that we played the last game at Pyle. They’re afraid. Same reason they insist on playing FCS schools. 

41 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I guess Matt Bumfuck is not a tough guy

 

 

I’d guess Matty B manned the gloryholes during his days on campus there. 

They’re complete pussies. They ran away from us quite intentionally so that we played the last game at Pyle. They’re afraid. Same reason they insist on playing FCS schools. 

And wake forest. And incarnate word.
2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

You may be right
I may be crazy
Oh, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right.

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Gonna be harder for them to duck that game... 

Not really….they could just cancel it.

16 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Not really….they could just cancel it.

Code of honor and all that. 

It would just be the fair thing to do to have the next game in Austin since the last one was in college station. If the last game had been in Austin then I would support the next game to be in College Station. It would just be the fair thing to do.
Oh, I forgot. We're dealing with a bunch of sheep rapists who think that dead dogs can still see the scoreboard. 

It don’t make a shit
8 hours ago, Pancho said:

you know they are jizzing their asses off over this:

 

There is no difference between Brent Zwerneman and Baghdad Bob.   

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

The ags have only won 31% of the games they've played against Texas.  But they've won 100% of the games never played...

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