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3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So then it’s Don’t Care Had Sex with Jimbo's wife?

fify

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So then it’s Don’t Care Had Sex with Jimbo?

Don’t Care. Sexed Jimbo. 

So then it’s Don’t Care Had Sex with Jimbo?

Signed: Karen key largo

Calling my shot- they're secretly raising cash to dump Jimbo in a year and will back door Petrino into the job who will in turn fuck up again and it will be a fiasco.

 

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Hopefully the contract makes him coach in waiting

2 hours ago, deft said:


Signed: Karen key largo

Well, it definitely wasn't Candi. 

3 hours ago, tx ind said:

Calling my shot- they're secretly raising cash to dump Jimbo in a year and will back door Petrino into the job who will in turn fuck up again and it will be a fiasco.

 

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3 hours ago, tx ind said:

Calling my shot- they're secretly raising cash to dump Jimbo in a year and will back door Petrino into the job who will in turn fuck up again and it will be a fiasco.

 

He’s joining the corps?

Don’t care, had sex….with a corps

On 11/21/2022 at 4:43 AM, DFW Horn said:

PJ's physique doesn't appear to be SEC-ready for the trenches. But, he can buy many protein shakes with the weed proceeds. Oh, snap

At least Ramonce won us a national championship before he got caught with weed.

6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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@RamjetFDO can we get Jimbo and Petrino’s faces on here?

7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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"We're there!  Next year" /aggie and aggier

Oh, man

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Like our own school, it's enmeshed in our fabric. Yes, dumbass, your school is very much like your school.

Your "tradition-rich" school, so similar to the real academies, where you are a "non-reg" even in the fake army frat at A&M, you feel the significance of this game. After all, your close relationship to the military is a family tradition: your father in law was in the Army.

Fucking idiots.

 

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Oh, man
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Like our own school, it's enmeshed in our fabric. Yes, dumbass, your school is very much like your school.
Your "tradition-rich" school, so similar to the real academies, where you are a "non-reg" even in the fake army frat at A&M, you feel the significance of this game. After all, your close relationship to the military is a family tradition: your father in law was in the Army.
Fucking idiots.
 

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I am just thankful that leaders at West Point and the Naval Academy don't strut that ass back and forth in patch covered overalls around midnight pregame, whooping, talking shit, and hiking a leg like a pissing dog on every third step.  

Does anyone know what happened to LSU Freek?

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18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

aggy finally #1. Whoooop!!!

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What do the bottom 4 have in common?  Hmmmm

Oh, man
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Like our own school, it's enmeshed in our fabric. Yes, dumbass, your school is very much like your school.
Your "tradition-rich" school, so similar to the real academies, where you are a "non-reg" even in the fake army frat at A&M, you feel the significance of this game. After all, your close relationship to the military is a family tradition: your father in law was in the Army.
Fucking idiots.
 

That is truly pathetic to compare themselves to the service academies. They are cosplay military and absolutely nothing more.
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


That is truly pathetic to compare themselves to the service academies. They are cosplay military and absolutely nothing more.

They believe they are equal.  It's astonishing.  They're not only less impactful than the 3 main service academies, they're below VMI, The Citadel, the Coast Guard Academy and the Merchant Marine Academy.  They're basically ROTC.

Yeah, that's kind of an insult to ROTC.  Those young people have real, actual commitments of service after college graduation.  Aggie Corps members, for the most part, just have to agree that for the four years after graduating College Station-they'll pledge to work as a Assistant Regional Manager at Buc-ees.  Nothing wrong with that type of job, you just don't need to spend all that time "in uniform" to get the other kinda uniform with a fucking beaver on it.  

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, that's kind of an insult to ROTC.  Those young people have real, actual commitments of service after college graduation.  Aggie Corps members, for the most part, just have to agree that for the four years after graduating College Station-they'll pledge to work as a Assistant Regional Manager at Buc-ees.  Nothing wrong with that type of job, you just don't need to spend all that time "in uniform" to get the other kinda uniform with a fucking beaver on it.  

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thanks, I just had it stuffed.  

45 minutes ago, nnm said:

What do the bottom 4 have in common?  Hmmmm

Having players that want to wait until after the playoffs before deciding what they’re going to do about whether to enter the portal?  Just in case they may win a national championship before they leave?

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

They believe they are equal.  It's astonishing.  They're not only less impactful than the 3 main service academies, they're below VMI, The Citadel, the Coast Guard Academy and the Merchant Marine Academy.  They're basically ROTC.

Our pipe band had a Burns Dinner (Scottish Poet) two years ago, coming out of the Covid mess. I had picked up a UT face covering because a lot of people coming were older and we wanted to accommodate them and their concerns. We had a stranger show up who was in the Air Force. When he saw my covering he immediately started talking shit about UT as he announced he graduated as a corps member at Aggyland. I just ignored him because he was such a dweeb.      We had two young guys is our band, one who graduated VMI & the other, the Citadel. When dweeb boy found out, he immediately began to talk of their comraderies as graduates of military institutions. Later they both told me that it happens all the time. They also said every corps turd they met did the same thing and they were all as annoying as this guy was. They didn't think much of the corps of cadets and their military training. 

2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Our pipe band had a Burns Dinner (Scottish Poet) two years ago, coming out of the Covid mess. I had picked up a UT face covering because a lot of people coming were older and we wanted to accommodate them and their concerns. We had a stranger show up who was in the Air Force. When he saw my covering he immediately started talking shit about UT as he announced he graduated as a corps member at Aggyland. I just ignored him because he was such a dweeb.      We had two young guys is our band, one who graduated VMI & the other, the Citadel. When dweeb boy found out, he immediately began to talk of their comraderies as graduates of military institutions. Later they both told me that it happens all the time. They also said every corps turd they met did the same thing and they were all as annoying as this guy was. They didn't think much of the corps of cadets and their military training. 

Well, obviously they've never read the collected works of General Patton.

Two things said about aggy by General Patton and Jim Rome.

Honest question(sort of):

In the next few weeks will aggy have more players on their roster, or in the portal?

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

Having players that want to wait until after the playoffs before deciding what they’re going to do about whether to enter the portal?  Just in case they may win a national championship before they leave?

Yes, I’m sure that all 4 will have some attrition, and addition, through the portal after their CFI run is over. But it also illustrates a vast cultural difference between aggy and winning programs (or at least programs with a winning season). Guys like to be associated with winners.  

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

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Lulz! No matter how many times I see this I am never ready for it. 

6 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Lulz! No matter how many times I see this I am never ready for it. 

Ha. They were talking about the corps, figured it was worth a shot. I took that picture off of my buddy’s tv during their UMass game. 

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

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Cletus cartoon personified and humanized.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. They were talking about the corps, figured it was worth a shot. I took that picture off of my buddy’s tv during their UMass game. 

I don’t know which came first, Thujone’s “Clem” or that pic. Either way, they are the same.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Cletus cartoon personified and humanized.

Cletus! Yeah, that’s it.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Cletus cartoon personified and humanized.

He finally whooped and furked enough to escape the masterpieces into reality.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

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Clem, is that you?

What do the bottom 4 have in common?  Hmmmm
I'm surprised the Buffs haven't snatched the top spot from aggy yet.
5 hours ago, markstanco said:

truly pathetic

You just described aggy in 2 words!

9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

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WAIT WHOA WHAT!?!?.  Is this real?  How did I miss this?  It’s Joseph Goobbers

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Wow

Just when you think the aggycoaster might be down for repairs they go and do the yeoman's work and get that birch back online.

Last in the SEC? Recruiting in the shitter? Preseason #6 to 5-7? Leading the nation in transfer portal exodus? What is your forecast for the future?

Jimbo will win us a natty

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5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Just when you think the aggycoaster might be down for repairs they go and do the yeoman's work and get that birch back online.

Last in the SEC? Recruiting in the shitter? Preseason #6 to 5-7? Leading the nation in transfer portal exodus? What is your forecast for the future?

Jimbo will win us a natty

the word "natty" is cringe worthy. hate that I even typed it.

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