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You didn't miss, these gifs were (poorly) made today during my half-day lunchbreak.
There was definitely a confused Travolta hall of champions gif made years ago. Tried to find it on surly search, but turns out the link went bad:
 
I had to enhance a bit to see Rodney Dangerfield on the screen in back. It could have also been Billy swallowing during our last meeting in collie station.
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23 hours ago, speed817 said:

 



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38 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



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You got 103 and 104 backwards.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



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I really need to go back and look for 119.  She seems really popular on your list.

12 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

I really need to go back and look for 119.  She seems really popular on your list.


Dangit, I instructed ChatGPT to randomly order numbers 1-147 without using any number more than once.  


Dangit, I instructed ChatGPT to randomly order numbers 1-147 without using any number more than once.  
ChatGPT is a surly poster, confirmed.

Looch was on SXM this afternoon, and diving into it was weird. He was discussing one of these young OCs verses Bobby P and how jimbo would not handle it well.

(Vegas has aggy at 8.5 wins)

He then goes into how they can pull a LSU like last year or possibly win 7 games.

Sounds good looch.

16 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Looch was on SXM this afternoon, and diving into it was weird. He was discussing one of these young OCs verses Bobby P and how jimbo would not handle it well.

(Vegas has aggy at 8.5 wins)

He then goes into how they can pull a LSU like last year or possibly win 7 games.

Sounds good looch.

Show me 6. 

Show me 6. 

I can’t. In their 4 noncon games they should win all, but Miami May say otherwise.

Arkie and soCar? Who shows up at qb for them.

Alabama Tennessee ole miss and lsu are certain loses.

A year ago, you would have said app state was an automatic W. Aggy gonna aggy. The sun will rise in the east. E pluribus unum. Tierra del sol.

Is great. Reminds me of an empty airport terminal after hours.

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8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Looch was on SXM this afternoon, and diving into it was weird. He was discussing one of these young OCs verses Bobby P and how jimbo would not handle it well.

(Vegas has aggy at 8.5 wins)

He then goes into how they can pull a LSU like last year or possibly win 7 games.

Sounds good looch.

Doesn’t matter, got a Netflix documentary. Billy’s life is complete.

On 8/12/2023 at 8:36 PM, msucolt45 said:

The SEC is in for a rude awakening once we’re a part of the conference. Their hubris will only go so far, as we will be the dominant force within 5-10 years.

Hook’em!!!!

 

On 8/12/2023 at 9:01 PM, DFW Horn said:

Fuck that

I'll be gruntled if we're not in the mix Year 1, 2024. 

I'm gonna laugh so hard when we make(and win) the SEC Championship before aggy. That should also truly piss off Arky and Mizzou as well. Fuck em!

On 8/13/2023 at 9:46 PM, Deej said:

We are less arrogant than aggy. We've actually won something. 

 

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Where are all the cricket trophies?! - aggy Qatar

 

The Ags are convinced that all of their locker room issues are fixed the day their two best receivers got into a fight. 

56 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

Knowing Jimbo, they won't be disciplined 

 

He'll take them out for a nice seafood dinner.

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He'll take them out for a nice seafood dinner.

And never call them again! 

If he does discipline them it'll probably be that they have to sit out the 1st quarter of either the New Mexico or Abilene Christian games. 

If he does discipline them it'll probably be that they have to sit out the 1st quarter of either the New Mexico or Abilene Christian games. 
*first series on offense

They might actually be needed in those games with aggys track record against creampuffs.
11 hours ago, deft said:

A year ago, you would have said app state was an automatic W. Aggy gonna aggy. The sun will rise in the east. E pluribus unum. Tierra del sol.

Yup, its pretty difficult to ever overestimate the amount of failure/ineptitude that collective bunch of fucksticks is capable of. Its the essence of aggy.  Its their superpower.

On 8/15/2023 at 9:26 AM, Scholz said:

He'll take them out for a nice seafood dinner.

And cheese biscuits!

On 8/15/2023 at 9:26 AM, Scholz said:

He'll take them out for a nice seafood dinner.

As nice as Fish Daddy's can get. 

3 hours ago, hookem48 said:

As nice as Fish Daddy's can get. 

I got roped into an extended family dinner at Fish Daddy's -- Pflugerville ("FD's Grillhouse") just last night, so this hits way too close to home.

"After suggesting that Aggie athletics should live within it's budget, Sam Torn's family received death threats, while the athletic department increased its spending."

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Shocking no one, aggy is running a deficit for 2024.

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Blah, blah, blah... richest university evurrrrrrr... blah, blah, blah....

Hmm ... in terms of Mr. Torn's standing in aggy ahtletics, he's not just some scrub, either.

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While Torn was appointed earlier this year to the board of regents, he is no stranger to A&M athletics. His biography on the regents website states the 1970 A&M graduate and 2020 distinguished alumnus is a former chairman and trustee of the 12th Man Foundation, chaired the Campaign for Kyle Field, served as the Co-Chair for the Kyle Field Redevelopment Committee and coordinated the redevelopment of Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park, the Davis Player Development Center, the R.C. Slocum Nutrition Center and the Klein Family Locker Room.

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"After suggesting that Aggie athletics should live within it's budget, Sam Torn's family received death threats, while the athletic department increased its spending."

The Torns are awesome people.  They own and run Camp Ozark.

4 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

The Torns are awesome people.  They own and run Camp Ozark.

Any relation to the late actor Rip Torn?

Just now, Armybrat said:

Any relation to the late actor Rip Torn?

I think they might be cousins

Yeah I was wondering about that, too. Not a common name.

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Shocking no one, aggy is running a deficit for 2024.

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Aggy barstool bimbo: But like Texas A&M has like the most money like ever ..more than those Longhorns. We're like totally richer than them

Narrator: they do not 

48 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

The Torns are awesome people.  They own and run Camp Ozark.

That's true.

Their debt service has also gone up in the last 2 years, are they going the way of the minimum payments on the credit card route?

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Any relation to the late actor Rip Torn?

 

3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I think they might be cousins

Will, that about rips it.

The Torns are awesome people.  They own and run Camp Ozark.

100% amazing people. My kids have been to Ozark more than 10 summers between the two of them. My daughter, who is starting her senior HS year, wants to go back as a counselor.
48 minutes ago, C-Man said:


100% amazing people. My kids have been to Ozark more than 10 summers between the two of them. My daughter, who is starting her senior HS year, wants to go back as a counselor.

Same.  My daughter started when she was 7 and is in year 5.  Son has been 5 years too.  
 

They both love it. But my daughter really does.  She starts getting her camp trunk out a month before it starts.  She will definitely be a counselor when her time comes.  And she’s on a daily group text with her camp friends.  Really cool has she has close friends out of state she met at camp years ago.  
 

We love Ozark.  The good Lord doesn’t make better people than the Torns, even though they’re Aggies. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


100% amazing people. My kids have been to Ozark more than 10 summers between the two of them. My daughter, who is starting her senior HS year, wants to go back as a counselor.

Tell her to do it. My 19 yo has been a counselor at Camp Longhorn the last 3 summers and he absolutely loves it.

15 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

The Torns are awesome people.  They own and run Camp Ozark.

He’s still aggy, so I’m Torn on this one.

17 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Their debt service has also gone up in the last 2 years, are they going the way of the minimum payments on the credit card route?

Variable rate loan. Helped them get a lower down payment.

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