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12 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

They had us dead to rights?   What does that even mean?  After they leaked that we were joining the SEC, and tried to scuttle the deal, they were told by SEC leadership to sit down and shut the fuck up.  They didn't have shit on us.

We were always the big prize for the SEC, which is obvious to everyone outside of Collie Station.

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6 minutes ago, wood said:

How do we not have a statue of Coach Landry?

DKR was AD from 1962-1980, and DeLoss from 1981-2013.

Did they both have something against Landry? 

Darrell's gone so we can't ask him, and DeLoss if not in Tuscany yet, may not want to answer.

There was this bowl game against Georgia where nobody thought Texas deserved to be there. Texas ended up with a shocking upset.

That 1949 Orange Bowl was a crazy day. Tom Landry scored a TD and ran for over 100 yards in his last game at UT.

But nobody remembers or builds statues to our 1940s teams. Even Bobby Layne is all but forgotten. The only man to cast a magical curse on a NFL franchise.

Bjork on E-Rob having fun! I would have left because of this cringe asskissing

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18 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That was not my understanding decades ago. The fighting wars stuff is fairly recent. Their tea-sipper thing had more to do with them being manly types out farming the land and doing the hard work while the effeminate elites of UT sat on the porch sipping tea. This also makes sense if you recall their pride in being farmers. A hard core generational Aggie who joined the corps explained the epithet just this way last century.

Oddly, the military claim has sprung up as corps membership has gone down. So many non-corps Aggies are very concerned that they be considered a military school. All of these soft suburban kids like to say, "We were off fighting America's wars while you were..." It's bullshit.

Lastly, I don't think actual veterans would denigrate another school who also produced veterans. That's something for phonies to do when they don't know what they're talking about.

My dad and his brother both went to UT, both served in the Army. Two of my very good friends from high school both served 20+ years in the Army, both Longhorns. One was ROTC at UT. I served 8 years in the Air Force with four of those at Tinker AFB in OKC. The base commander (Brigadier General) while I was stationed there was a Longhorn. I met many other Longhorns during my military career. In fact, many more Longhorns than aggy. And how about Navy Admiral William McCraven? Another Longhorn great. Hell, Chris Kyle (American Sniper) was a big Longhorn Fan. I call bullshit on the aggy “we serve our country, we fight in all the wars.” I’d like to know the actual % of those corps turds that ever serve one day of active duty. Oh but they play the theme from “Patton” at halftime…bunch of badasses.  

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6 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

Also, read his autobiography.

Tom blamed himself for single-handedly costing Texas a SWC Championship by getting a handoff on a 4th-down play (4th and 3 against smu, IIRC, on what would have been the winning drive deep in pony territory) and somehow lost his balance and fell back on his ass.  Game over. Texas lost that year's SWC championship.

It's Greatness tempered with Integrity and Humility.

This reminds me, I need to punch Jerry Jones in the mouth.

25 minutes ago, orangebird said:

We were always the big prize for the SEC, which is obvious to everyone outside of Collie Station.

They were going to build a mighty coalition with pig, misery, and Vandy to kill the expansion vote, but all 3 told aggy to pound sand IIRC.

7 minutes ago, F250 said:

This reminds me, I need to punch Jerry Jones in the mouth.

Please get it on video.

28 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

My dad and his brother went to UT, both served in the Army. Two of my very good friends from high school both served 20+ years in the Army. One was ROTC at UT. Chris Kyle (American Sniper) was a big Longhorn Fan. I served 8 years in the Air Force with four of those at Tinker AFB in OKC. The base commander (Brigadier General) while I was stationed there was a Longhorn. I met many other Longhorns during my military career. In fact, many more Longhorns than aggy. I call bullshit on the aggy “we serve our country, we fight in all the wars.” Total bullshit. I’d like to know the actual % of those corps turds that ever serve one day of active duty. Oh but they play the theme from “Patton” at halftime…bunch of badasses.  

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Chris Kyle statue (Odessa, TX)

Yep. Everyone who's ever had any significant military ties knows how aggy corps turds are viewed in that world. Same as they're viewed here - as delusional frauds and a running joke.

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2 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

The narrative-pruners are out in force, so nothing that makes aggy "look bad" is allowed, and history is being deleted as we speak. 

Only the current moment exists, and nothing else.  "Jimbo who?"  Lulz.

They love to delete and censor threads that don’t shine a ray of sunshine on aggy football, and their posters are fine about it.  That’s some Stockholm Syndrome shit or something right there.  Meanwhile, this version of Surly has no problem trashing the shit out of the program and previous iterations of this board were used to organize airplane banners trying to get coaches fired.  

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

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"they somehow got 12 wins"

"despite barely being a top 10 team"

"with their weak schedule"

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

…..Jim Spencer

(I know)

The sip part is making fun of us for not fighting in WWII. The war that nobody under 90 could have possible participated in. It is the weirdest thing to be constantly insulted for.

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28 minutes ago, F250 said:

This reminds me, I need to punch Jerry Jones in the mouth.

Don’t wait too long to do it.  A lot of us waiting too long with Bud Adams and it’s no fun punching a skull with dried flesh and weird-ass hair.

So that Elko new coach smell lasted all of a week?

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Hoo boy. This is glorious.

 

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9 minutes ago, WBT said:

So that Elko new coach smell lasted all of a week?

Think of the poor aggies that got COVID they never even got to smell that week!

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Do I have this right?

aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????

And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  

And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?

I feel like I'm hallucinating...

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Do I have this right?

aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????

And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  

And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?

I feel like I'm hallucinating...

You've got it right.

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Do I have this right?

aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????

And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  

And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?

I feel like I'm hallucinating...

Those things in bold might not be coincidental, either.

I know it has been a while since we’ve been relevant, but even we don’t deserve all of this. It’s not fair we get to enjoy these accomplishments at the same time of such great A&M failures. 

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13 minutes ago, TXUT said:

I know it has been a while since we’ve been relevant, but even we don’t deserve all of this. It’s not fair we get to enjoy these accomplishments at the same time of such great A&M failures. 

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2 hours ago, wood said:

It was truly horrific. I felt like I'd been transported back in time to watch an extremely poorly executed 1985 offense.

So, Jimbo's offense?

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I know it has been a while since we’ve been relevant, but even we don’t deserve all of this. It’s not fair we get to enjoy these accomplishments at the same time of such great A&M failures. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Do I have this right?

aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????

He probably wanted to live somewhere the power stays on in an ice storm.

2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Sorry about that! Weird shit with Buchanan starts about 16 minutes in.

 

 

Olin is a moron of the highest order.

 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"they somehow got 12 wins"

"despite barely being a top 10 team"

"with their weak schedule"

There's no way that's real.

9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

…..Jim Spencer

You talking ‘bout Jiminy Spencer?

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3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Sorry about that! Weird shit with Buchanan starts about 16 minutes in.

 

 

Dear lord, just listened to that part. He's thought that would make a good column idea. WTAF. What a monumentally stupid person Olin is. Here's his face after bringing that up:

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12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Dear lord, just listened to that part. He's thought that would make a good column idea. WTAF. What a monumentally stupid person Olin is. Here's his face after bringing that up:

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The other dude reacted like he thought he was joking.  

3 hours ago, linux said:

Bjork on E-Rob having fun! I would have left because of this cringe asskissing

Elko doubles as a motion-capture actor for Shrek

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does aggy make a bowl game in 2024 ?

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Do I have this right?

aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????

And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  

And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?

I feel like I'm hallucinating...

potent edibles?  Lulz.

The ad should be fired, today. Even for aggie, this is making fubar look like a step up

3 hours ago, WBT said:

So that Elko new coach smell lasted all of a week?

This hire is becoming more confusing by the day. The selling points of this hire were

1) Keep Robinson. He's already gone. 

2) Elko would bring his defense as a playcaller. Liucci is saying that Elko isn't calling plays. 

 

 

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This hire is becoming more confusing by the day. The selling points of this hire were

1) Keep Robinson. He's already gone. 

2) Elko would bring his defense as a playcaller. Liucci is saying that Elko isn't calling plays. 

 

 

Obviously Looch the Mooch should be the coach, as he apparently knows more about the job than anyone.

If you know any Aggies, today might be a good day to call them up and let them know you care about them. 

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Do I have this right?

aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????

And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  

And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?

I feel like I'm hallucinating...

No, you don’t. 

The Aggy DC was Durkin. Robinson was the beloved and very good D-Line coach. Robinson wants to be a HC one day. No DL coach has ever been given a HC job. Elko would not hire Robinson as DC, but Aggy offered him an insanely high salary to not pursue a DC title. He declined. 

As expected, The DL mercenaries loyal to Robinson are leaving 

The new DL coach is a jag that got fired from Florida. Elko still hasn’t hired a DC yet. The Great Santucci declined, which is probably good news. 

1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

Obviously Looch the Mooch should be the coach, as he apparently knows more about the job than anyone.

He has Has most of the qualifications.  He “gets A&M” and he knows how to suck money from the alumni.  Knowing how to coach seems optional for that job.

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8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

"Covid" is about to run rampant through aggy fb program. 

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12 hours ago, Updawg said:


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quick reminder to reference the chart

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