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Yeah, he apparently has a degree in "Science, Technology, & Society".

I guess that's a good thing.  At least it's Stanford.  He's cleared the bar to become a college coach at most schools.

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, he apparently has a degree in "Science, Technology, & Society".

I guess that's a good thing.  At least it's Stanford.  He's cleared the bar to become a college coach at most schools.

Or a tenured prof at TAMUQ

Maybe Emmitt is broke and the kid needs the bag.  Emmitt has been making some pretty awful commercials lately.  And aggy would certainly pay for the name to ride the Cowboys coattails.

Emmitt's daughter Rheagen Smith played soccer at aggy. Emmitt is team aggy.

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That's why One of a hundred reasons why Barry is better

FIFY

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That's why Barry is better

I'm coming around on this now.

9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Where are the Ft Worth cockroaches?  Rapelor?

4 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Where are the Ft Worth cockroaches?  Rapelor?

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

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Even better is this titbit

 

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5 hours ago, US183 said:

CTE obviously, couldn't be any other reason. 

4 hours ago, Deej said:

CTE?

 

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

CTE obviously, couldn't be any other reason. 

Running rampant!

3 hours ago, TOR said:

Maybe Emmitt is broke and the kid needs the bag.  Emmitt has been making some pretty awful commercials lately.  And aggy would certainly pay for the name to ride the Cowboys coattails.

Who knows? Emmitt is developing a huge restaurant in Vegas and it was supposed to open last year. Now embroiled in some legal issues. Not sure how messy his divorce was a few years ago and don't even know where his main residence is these days. Emmitt's mother lives two doors down from us and I see him over there quite a bit.

29 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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FSU checking in at $2.2M, tied with K State and NC St. I guess they're not such a valuable football commodity after all. I am absolutely shocked they'd lie about that.

50 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Texas, Michigan, Ohio State and Penn State are really in their own class here.

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, he apparently has a degree in "Science, Technology, & Society".

I guess that's a good thing.  At least it's Stanford.  He's cleared the bar to become a college coach at most schools.

https://sts.stanford.edu/

That sounds like a landing spot for athletes and legacy admits that can't get admitted to the real majors or for those that just want a degree in nothing.

 

 

Just now, CooterBrown said:

https://sts.stanford.edu/

That sounds like a landing spot for athletes and legacy admits that can't get admitted to the real majors or for those that just want a degree in nothing.

My point exactly.  Frankly, it's sad that a school like Stanford stoops down to the rest of us, but i guess if they want sports teams this is the price to pay.

2 hours ago, sdm said:

Emmitt's daughter Rheagen Smith played soccer at aggy. Emmitt is team aggy.

I can obviously infer that aggy is the NFL all-time leading rusher.

5 hours ago, TOR said:

Maybe Emmitt is broke and the kid needs the bag.  Emmitt has been making some pretty awful commercials lately.  And aggy would certainly pay for the name to ride the Cowboys coattails.

Plus Emmitt is stupid as fuck so there's a natural fit there. Listening to that moron attempt to be an NFL broadcaster was something. 

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Plus Emmitt is stupid as fuck so there's a natural fit there. Listening to that moron attempt to be an NFL broadcaster was something. 

Counterpoint: he gave the world some fantastic malapropisms.

“You cannot change the stripes of a leopard.”

— Emmitt Smith

3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Where are the Ft Worth cockroaches?  Rapelor?

Mebbe private schools not reporting?

 

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Even better is this titbit

Pics aren’t showing up. 

1 hour ago, Big_kat said:

“You cannot change the stripes of a leopard.”

— Emmitt Smith

"Not the sharpest drawer in the shed."

Al Khali.  Ruff, that is.

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How is TAMU gonna claim another MNC out of this game without any of their big brothers playing in it?  If UGA had been in they’d have bounced these JV teams?

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I'm in the hospital right now, Southeast Hermann Memorial, and I have been relying on this thread to get me back on my feet. So is there any new news about aggi embarrassment/misery, collosal fuck ups or general aggi gayness? If not I may have to go to page 1 of this thread. I'm counting on y'all. This ice chips diet isn't cutting it. Hook'Em Horns.

1 minute ago, 1bigtx said:

I'm in the hospital right now, Southeast Hermann Memorial, and I have been relying on this thread to get me back on my feet. So is there any new news about aggi embarrassment/misery, collosal fuck ups or general aggi gayness? If not I may have to go to page 1 of this thread. I'm counting on y'all. This ice chips diet isn't cutting it. Hook'Em Horns.

SMU and a shit ton of other teams finished with a higher ranking than the vaunted gomer football program. 

aggy 2023 - they were who we thought they were:

Records vs. teams with losing records:  7-0

Records vs. teams with winning records:  0-6

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

And they are not ranked in the preseason poll.

Traveshamockery.   That is one hell of a Sunbelt Conference team The Elk is building and the BOMC is the only reason they aren't ranked.

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Why would the Waltons donate to Mizzou?  They're a stone's throw from the pigs.

Texas A&M can still win the National Championship if Jimbo Fisher has the courage to do what's right...

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Texas A&M can still win the National Championship if Jimbo Fisher has the courage to do what's right...

He is courageously picking out a yacht at the moment. 

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1 hour ago, 1bigtx said:

I'm in the hospital right now, Southeast Hermann Memorial, and I have been relying on this thread to get me back on my feet. So is there any new news about aggi embarrassment/misery, collosal fuck ups or general aggi gayness? If not I may have to go to page 1 of this thread. I'm counting on y'all. This ice chips diet isn't cutting it. Hook'Em Horns.

I'm gonna go ahead and say that those of us in the gay mafia are not claiming any of that nonsense going on over in junior college station.  #1, there's no sense in a circle jerk, and #2, there are better things to do with jizz than keep it in jars.  Also, #3, genital mutilation by droppping water from height is just dumb.  Treat your equipment with respect and it will give you pleasure for the rest of your life.  Aggy doesn't know how to be respectful.  Finally, #4 I'll concede that glory holes are pretty gay.

12 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Texas A&M can still win the National Championship if Jimbo Fisher has the courage to do what's right...

You know, after a long, luxurious rest on the aggie dime, I'd love to see Jimbo show up at Pig and basically beat Aggie annually but pretty much nobody else.

A man can dream 

4 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm gonna go ahead and say that those of us in the gay mafia are not claiming any of that nonsense going on over in junior college station.  #1, there's no sense in a circle jerk, and #2, there are better things to do with jizz than keep it in jars.  Also, #3, genital mutilation by droppping water from height is just dumb.  Treat your equipment with respect and it will give you pleasure for the rest of your life.  Aggy doesn't know how to be respectful.  Finally, #4 I'll concede that glory holes are pretty gay.

The Gays have a mafia?

Damn.

21 hours ago, TOR said:

Counterpoint: he gave the world some fantastic malapropisms.

Did you here Michael Strahan (I'm a big fan of his, nothing but luv!) refer to the NY Giant QB as Danny Devito, not Tommy Devito, on the pre game show.

Great spontaneous outburst of laughter. 

Yes, I can feel the life coming back to me.  Thanks you horny bastards. God bless.

24 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is courageously picking out a yacht at the moment. 

Not just any yacht. It has to have a crane and proper tie-downs for loading and unloading his Rolls Royce. 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Not just any yacht. It has to have a crane and proper tie-downs for loading and unloading his Rolls Royce. 

No crane, just need pad for SwAGcopter.

3 hours ago, 1bigtx said:

I'm in the hospital right now, Southeast Hermann Memorial, and I have been relying on this thread to get me back on my feet. So is there any new news about aggi embarrassment/misery, collosal fuck ups or general aggi gayness? If not I may have to go to page 1 of this thread. I'm counting on y'all. This ice chips diet isn't cutting it. Hook'Em Horns.

aggy is crowing about getting portal guys from the likes of Troy (x2), Purdue (x2), Youngstown St, CMU, UAB, and Cal Poly

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