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Posted
8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I think William is excited. He's wearing an adult shirt and looks showered. Still wearing a ball cap all the time, but baby steps.

He's a 50 year old man that I have only seen dressed like a feckless twit for the past three decades. All the credit for forging a career in grifting aggy coin but he really is a little basement boy.

His world is gonna fall apart when Mama Luicci kicks.

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3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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Actually, an example of Murphy's Law.

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3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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Am surprised the aggy didn’t saw off those wings on the emblem.

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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Aggy law: "If he's black, he's guilty"

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There’s a limited amount of doctorate degrees that allow you make the payments on a 2008 Chrysler 300M.
Probably has a Hemi so they can keep the ambulance in sight. Don't always know which hospital they're headed to ya know.
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There's a "It's gonna be okay, I went to A&M law school and have been practicing for almost 6 weeks and have this sharp maroon suit" joke in here somewhere.  /MCV

Honest to God, how the fuck do this many people operate freely in our society?  It boggles the mind.  

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23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

There's a "It's gonna be okay, I went to A&M law school and have been practicing for almost 6 weeks and have this sharp maroon suit" joke in here somewhere.  /MCV

Honest to God, how the fuck do this many people operate freely in our society?  It boggles the mind.  

“Hell, he might even get a deer next year”

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20 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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If he's anything like the clowns I know, he graduated from Texas Wesleyan Law School and then had the diploma reprinted to show TAMU on it, followed by slapping that sticker on the back window.

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

If he's anything like the clowns I know, he graduated from Texas Wesleyan Law School and then had the diploma reprinted to show TAMU on it, followed by slapping that sticker on the back window.

i think maybe the best part is that i looks like a custom sticker, that he used every bit of his imagination on.

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Now this is a guy who is actually worth a 10-year guaranteed contract.
Meat pimp is the pinnacle of aggy excellence in the 21st century. I'm a fan for sure.
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47 minutes ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, South Austin said:
Now this is a guy who is actually worth a 10-year guaranteed contract.

Meat pimp is the pinnacle of aggy excellence in the 21st century. I'm a fan for sure.

I’m a fan, I hope the best for him.

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On 4/2/2024 at 5:42 PM, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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There’s not a single thing wrong with driving a Chrysler. But if you’re driving a Chrysler you’re not gonna be my lawyer. 

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1 hour ago, CosmoDog said:

Save the team photos and save this prediction:

Meat Pimp will wed some poor girl we labeled with an ‘x’.

I thought everyone gets a mulligan?

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