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7 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Seems to me that Saban would have the connections and resources to have a blackmailer found and supremely fucked up.

Seems to ne that he would've already done that to the dude fucking his married daughter.

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Opting out of bowls since ‘39. Turdition.

I don't know where exactly to put this, but it reminds me of aggy:

 

On 5/2/2024 at 8:26 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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To be fair I’d vote to go to Nola for a week around new years over Dallas 

On 5/2/2024 at 1:34 PM, Steel Shank said:

Seems to me that Saban would have the connections and resources to have a blackmailer found and supremely fucked up.

Either the dude made it up or Saban’s daughter is a psycho and is the one “blackmailing” him for dumping her 

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Adidas getting into the “Saw ‘em off” business?

To be fair I’d vote to go to Nola for a week around new years over Dallas 
Can you imagine how bad Louisiana roads were back in the 30's? Hell, they probably had highway bandits back then.
4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

daughter is a psycho

We've all driven down this dusty roads at least once in our lives.

Women - can't live with them, can't live without them. 

11 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

We've all driven down this dusty roads at least once in our lives.

Women - can't live with them, can't live without them.  pass the peanuts.

fixed for Norm

5 hours ago, nnm said:

 

That's cute. Didn't we sign a 15 year $250M deal with Nike like 10 years ago?

5 hours ago, nnm said:

 

All of aggy is slightly outperforming 1 WNBA player in brand deals. Whoooooop!

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

That's cute. Didn't we sign a 15 year $250M deal with Nike like 10 years ago?

Yes. Aggy has almost caught up. Whoop!

What's more remarkable about the UT deal is that we signed it right in the middle of our Chuckles doldrums.

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The UT System Board of Regents approved a new 15-year licensing and apparel agreement with Nike worth $250 million. School officials said it's the biggest contract ever signed between a school and an apparel company. 

 

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42 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Yes. Aggy has almost caught up. Whoop!

What's more remarkable about the UT deal is that we signed it right in the middle of our Chuckles doldrums.

 

I'm no mathematician but I believe if you extrapolated the aggy deal to 15 years the difference is $109 million, or approximately 1.5 Jimbo buyouts. 

Yeah, aggie, $9.4M is in the same ballpark as $16.67M…

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Well at least they will have their mantra on their attire and jerseys finally

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1 hour ago, Matuka said:

Yeah, aggie, $9.4M is in the same ballpark as $16.67M…

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Even more than Louisville?

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I think we all know how good at contract negotiations Ags are.  They are great at paying not so great at getting paid.

5 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Yes. Aggy has almost caught up. Whoop!

What's more remarkable about the UT deal is that we signed it right in the middle of our Chuckles doldrums.

 

What’s funny is that they’re not even close with a new deal against the old Texas/Nike deal. They went with a shorter term deal to match up with when Texas inks its next one. They somehow think that they should get comparable money to whatever the next Texas/Nike is from Adidas at that time. 

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Boy, that cannot be viewed as a good deal for Adidas at this point. Louisville has truly sucked in basketball since inking that deal and the football team hasn’t even been visible for stretches during the same period. 

35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What’s funny is that they’re not even close with a new deal against the old Texas/Nike deal. They went with a shorter term deal to match up with when Texas inks its next one. They somehow think that they should get comparable money to whatever the next Texas/Nike is from Adidas at that time. 

Boy, that cannot be viewed as a good deal for Adidas at this point. Louisville has truly sucked in basketball since inking that deal and the football team hasn’t even been visible for stretches during the same period. 

Wow. They’re not “little brother”. Trying to sync their next contract’s timing with Texas’ is like my little sister- just looking for reasons to be aggrieved. 

It would not shock me if our deal with Nike were renegotiated soon, and for a lot more per year.  "We're happy to ride it out, but we'll be shopping in 6 years.  Or, we can talk.  It's up to you, Nike."

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It would not shock me if our deal with Nike were renegotiated soon, and for a lot more per year.  "We're happy to ride it out, but we'll be shopping in 6 years.  Or, we can talk.  It's up to you, Nike."

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Nike sucks let them have Oregon 

 

New balance may also be made by kids in sweatshops but at least they aren’t this -

 

Yeah, aggie, $9.4M is in the same ballpark as $16.67M…
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To quote my man Jules, it ain’t even the same sport.
1 hour ago, Zeus said:

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Nike sucks let them have Oregon 

 

New balance may also be made by kids in sweatshops but at least they aren’t this -

 

New Balance???

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Olds Balance, am I right?

#dammit

No olds don't have balance #itsmottheshoes

Trashmaster  aint ever going back

On 5/4/2024 at 9:49 PM, Blotto said:

That's cute. Didn't we sign a 15 year $250M deal with Nike like 10 years ago?

Yep, and aggy got offered a lot less from Nike, so they are STILL butthurt over Nike.  

On 5/2/2024 at 9:53 AM, Crapinon said:

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

Lane did it too 

 

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What a bunch of losers. 

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I’m lazy this am, but someone dig up the @THUJONE aggie rollercoaster for me ……

 

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But how many Aggies did it take?

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m lazy this am, but someone dig up the @THUJONE aggie rollercoaster for me ……

 

Sleeping Giant!

I have seen a lot of aggy grudgingly admit that Jimbo did the same thing that he did at F$U.

What I have not seen is any of them look at F$U to gauge how long it will take the clean out the shit-infested culture Jimbo created.

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