June 27, 20241 yr Popular Post How many are old enough to remember the ESPN “Sidelines” reality show from 2001? It was a low rent “Hard Knocks”, but with college football. The Ags were losing ground to a resurgent Texas, and thought that letting outsiders get an inside look at how “special” TAMU football was would be the ticket to regain momentum. The Ags AD pulled the plug after a few episodes aired, inviting laughter and ridicule.
June 27, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Brisketexan said: This whole coaching show has given me a real Henri and Woody vibe… 10/10 call back on this. That's the perfect reference on so many levels.
June 27, 20241 yr Oh no, Chris. Not the 'Babe Kit.' You told me never to get out the 'Babe Kit.' -I know, Jay. But this isn't about me. He brought Texas into this. I'm doing it for our Republic.
June 27, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, BurntEyes said: No.. someone had the audacity to actually have females engaged in cheer efforts for baseball. Some red ass aggies didn't appreciate it at all. https://aggiediamonddarlings.wixsite.com/aggiediamonddarlings Man there's a lot of strong jawlines in this pic. @THUJONE put this in your ETBF collection.
June 27, 20241 yr seriously, what the fuck is in the water supply in East Texas? I mean they're not ugly, per se. But they all have the jaw and chins of grizzled Marines eating wild boar on Guadalcanal.
June 27, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said: The Aggies’ feelings are hurt, no different than when TCU’s feelings were hurt when Schloss’ left Fort Worth for College Station. No different than when Sonny Dykes left SMU for TCU. When Jimbo Fisher left Florida State for Texas A&M. When Chris Beard left Texas Tech for Texas. When Brian Kelly left Notre Dame for LSU. When Kalen DeBoer left Washington for Alabama. FSU fans when hearing of Jimbo's departure
June 27, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said: The Aggies’ feelings are hurt, no different than when TCU’s feelings were hurt when Schloss’ left Fort Worth for College Station. No different than when Sonny Dykes left SMU for TCU. When Jimbo Fisher left Florida State for Texas A&M. When Chris Beard left Texas Tech for Texas. When Brian Kelly left Notre Dame for LSU. When Kalen DeBoer left Washington for Alabama. Thats different, they weren't RiVaLs The only difference is it hurts more , and yes CDC timed it for maximum pain and humiliation. They got to enjoy 0% of their run and 100% embarassment.
June 27, 20241 yr Yes, aggie, keep sending death threats to the coach that just left. This level of batshittery will definitely help to attract serious candidates for the now-vacant position.
June 27, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, Brisketexan said: This whole coaching show has given me a real Henri and Woody vibe… Yeah first thing I thought of too...more olds on here than I expected 😆 https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/36096-texas-baseball-2025-show-me-a-schloss/?do=findComment&comment=6255779
June 27, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said: Yeah first thing I thought of too...more olds on here than I expected 😆 https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/36096-texas-baseball-2025-show-me-a-schloss/?do=findComment&comment=6255779 Olds? I never watched Seinfeld. That was for my kids & grandkids.
June 27, 20241 yr 36 minutes ago, Rio Don said: 10/10 call back on this. That's the perfect reference on so many levels. Except Kelly stayed with Woody.
June 27, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Olds? I never watched Seinfeld. That was for my kids & grandkids. That's actually Cheers, Brat...little before Seinfeld...unless I'm missing some sarcasm 😆
June 27, 20241 yr 39 minutes ago, YGIFS said: seriously, what the fuck is in the water supply in East Texas? I mean they're not ugly, per se. But they all have the jaw and chins of grizzled Marines eating wild boar on Guadalcanal. I'd guess most of them are from the Houston area, but aggie is the answer to your question.
June 27, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: That's actually Cheers, Brat...little before Seinfeld...unless I'm missing some sarcasm 😆 Cheers? Never saw that one either.
June 27, 20241 yr Is it because you were born way before television or were just one of those hipsters that told everybody in a condescending cross-fitter/vegan/atheist tone, " I don't even watch TV, let alone own one. It's a marketing scheme to distract the masses. I have a gramophone for music and carrier pigeons for communication. You are all sheep!"
June 27, 20241 yr 37 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Cheers? Never saw that one either. Let me put it in your timeline. Remember when you were a boy and Paris stole Helen and took her back to Troy, then the Greeks went and utterly destroyed Troy, getting Helen back? Well, now TAMU is Troy, Schloss is Helen, and CDC just completely punked TAMU/Troy, leaving it decimated, and brought Helen/Schloss back to Austin. Edited June 27, 20241 yr by nnm
June 27, 20241 yr 53 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: Man there's a lot of strong jawlines in this pic. @THUJONE put this in your ETBF collection. Seriously. They're.....ok. But back in the day, my season tix at the Disch were in a spot where we were regularly joined by members of the Disch Falk Diamonds. The homeliest Diamond would have been the A-#1 knockout of that aggy group. Texas....we're just better. At literally everything.
June 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, NorthLoop said: Man there's a lot of strong jawlines in this pic. @THUJONE put this in your ETBF collection.
June 27, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Seriously. They're.....ok. But back in the day, my season tix at the Disch were in a spot where we were regularly joined by members of the Disch Falk Diamonds. The homeliest Diamond would have been the A-#1 knockout of that aggy group. Texas....we're just better. At literally everything. In batshit crazy fans we aren’t.
June 27, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, PvilleStang said: The Austin Homos and woke agenda is strong this week with the aggy
June 27, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, immamac said: The Austin Homos and woke agenda is strong this week with the aggy The "Austin homos" play by ags is just so sad, retrograde, and pathetic. The fact that they ALSO don't get the irony of "having attractive women represent your school is gay....manly straight men prefer milk men doing homoerotic ritualized gestures!" is the cherry on top of the shit sundae that is aggy-think.
June 27, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: The "Austin homos" play by ags is just so sad, retrograde, and pathetic. The fact that they ALSO don't get the irony of "having attractive women represent your school is gay....manly straight men prefer milk men doing homoerotic ritualized gestures!" is the cherry on top of the shit sundae that is aggy-think. Don't forget about the manly jizz jars and bare-ass naked pummeling of redpots or whatever that weird activity is.
June 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said: Which is odd because they both suck dick. And it would appear the girl in the background is practicing her skills.
June 27, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, statsman said: How many are old enough to remember the ESPN “Sidelines” reality show from 2001? It was a low rent “Hard Knocks”, but with college football. The Ags were losing ground to a resurgent Texas, and thought that letting outsiders get an inside look at how “special” TAMU football was would be the ticket to regain momentum. The Ags AD pulled the plug after a few episodes aired, inviting laughter and ridicule. No, but I'd love to watch that now
June 27, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, deft said: 0-9 vandy home W by 5 13-0 bama away L(ol) by multiple possessions 8-4 gata home W by 3 4-7 missssst away W by 14 3-7 pig home (actual, not jerrah world) W by 8 2-8 scar away W 48-3 statement win, no sheep safe tonight 5-5 lsu home w 20-7 6-5 barn away w by 9 3-7 tenn away W 34-13 Good team ya got there. And UNC's starting skill players, three of which were drafted, noped out of the game
June 27, 20241 yr 17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: The "Austin homos" play by ags is just so sad, retrograde, and pathetic. The fact that they ALSO don't get the irony of "having attractive women represent your school is gay....manly straight men prefer milk men doing homoerotic ritualized gestures!" is the cherry on top of the shit sundae that is aggy-think. Yeah, I am comfortable in my own sexuality (I think). And proudly consider myself an ally of the LGBTQ+ community. But maybe this means, I'm a little self-conscious about my inner constitution. But did I miss a meeting? It seems like the most "Alpha" males admired by Monday Morning QB's, from Yell Leaders to Andrew Tate to certain public figures---it seems like doing really homoerotic hand gestures is like the new "Macho Man" thing. If you did some of this shit at a junior high dance, you'd be punched and given a swirly. And now it's "Yeah, cute blondes jumping in the air is totally gay. Excuse me while I make this double-cock handjob dance routine, Whoop!" WTF?
June 27, 20241 yr 48 minutes ago, nnm said: Let me put it in your timeline. Remember when you were a boy and Paris stole Helen and took her back to Troy, then the Greeks went and utterly destroyed Troy, getting Helen back? Well, now TAMU is Troy, Schloss is Helen, and CDC just completely punked TAMU/Troy, leaving it decimated, and brought Helen/Schloss back to Austin. Spoiler Edited June 27, 20241 yr by BurntEyes Fix
June 27, 20241 yr Lol on ESPN Sidelines at Texas A&M 2001 "A&M officials are considering ending cooperation with ESPN camera crews filming the reality show “Sidelines” unless the show focuses more on Aggie football and less on the indiscretions of students." https://thebatt.com/news/am-may-terminate-sidelines-espn-deal/ Seems they at least got 4 episodes out. Edited June 27, 20241 yr by n64ra
June 27, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, n64ra said: Lol on ESPN Sidelines at Texas A&M 2001 "A&M officials are considering ending cooperation with ESPN camera crews filming the reality show “Sidelines” unless the show focuses more on Aggie football and less on the indiscretions of students." https://thebatt.com/news/am-may-terminate-sidelines-espn-deal/ Seems they at least got 4 episodes out. Quote "They have no idea how much they’re hurting the image of this school." Yes, please focus more on Aggy football to "repair" the image of the school.
June 27, 20241 yr 28 minutes ago, n64ra said: No, but I'd love to watch that now Looks like aggy didn't like ESPN showing the world that homosexuals existed in College Station. Quote A&M officials are considering ending cooperation with ESPN camera crews filming the reality show “Sidelines” unless the show focuses more on Aggie football and less on the indiscretions of students. Quote The third episode, aired Thursday, concerned a former A&M athlete and her relationship with a current A&M basketball player, also a female. https://thebatt.com/news/am-may-terminate-sidelines-espn-deal/
June 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: Yeah first thing I thought of too...more olds on here than I expected 😆 https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/36096-texas-baseball-2025-show-me-a-schloss/?do=findComment&comment=6255779 These were both brilliant gifs. What a great show. Well done olds
June 27, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Deej said: Looks like aggy didn't like ESPN showing the world that homosexuals existed in College Station. https://thebatt.com/news/am-may-terminate-sidelines-espn-deal/ aggy and another “verbal agreement”. Salty. lmao
June 27, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, Post Oak said: These were both brilliant gifs. What a great show. Well done olds We're good for something at least.
June 27, 20241 yr 27 minutes ago, Deej said: Looks like aggy didn't like ESPN showing the world that homosexuals existed in College Station. https://thebatt.com/news/am-may-terminate-sidelines-espn-deal/ Which is why its a head scratcher that they don't make an effort to keep cameras out of yell practice.
June 27, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said: They got to enjoy 0% of their run and 100% embarassment CDC took their very brief and very long awaited moment in the sun and turned it into a national humiliation while also strengthening Longhorn baseball in the process and gutting the aggy baseball program. I almost feel bad for aggy but I enjoy their humiliation more.
June 27, 20241 yr Thats different, they weren't RiVaLs The only difference is it hurts more , and yes CDC timed it for maximum pain and humiliation. They got to enjoy 0% of their run and 100% embarassment. Maybe if those dipshits would’ve not spent the last decade blaming Texas for their departure to the SEC and not telling the whole story about the Longhorn Network among other things their lapdogs in the Texas Print media repeated, the turn of events this week might have been different. This on top of the hissy fit they threw after our invite to the SEC and the ridiculous gentlemen’s agreement they contend they had with the SEC.
June 27, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: The "Austin homos" play by ags is just so sad, retrograde, and pathetic. The fact that they ALSO don't get the irony of "having attractive women represent your school is gay....manly straight men prefer milk men doing homoerotic ritualized gestures!" is the cherry on top of the shit sundae that is aggy-think. aggy butt bump
June 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Blotto said: Which is why its a head scratcher that they don't make an effort to keep cameras out of College Station. There you go...
June 27, 20241 yr 13 hours ago, redswingline said: The first time I heard that joke was via Greg Giraldo. He used it on Gilbert Gottfried in the Bob Saget roast. "Who would fuck you? You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire" RIP Giraldo It sounded like something Roger Furlong would say.
June 27, 20241 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, F250 said: I almost feel bad for aggy I don't. Ungrateful motherfuckers. If somebody told me before our season that we were going to have a 50 win season, our rival would lose in the Regionals to us on an embarrassing fielding error, and we would make it all the way to the National Championship series and we would just barely lose to the #1 national seed...oh but David Pierce is going to leave for A&M or OU or whatever. I would happily take that. WTF is wrong with A&M fans? They have their best season ever, a great season by anybody's standard, and they act this insane? How can a fanbase whose team has won so little be this spoiled and take it for granted this much? So no. Fuck them. They should be on their knees in gratitude they got 3 seasons of Schlossnagle and thinking about how they can build on that success. But nope. Send death threats instead. Act like they are the victim. Gross. Edited June 27, 20241 yr by Valmy77
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