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Only aggy acts like they’ve been there and done that. The SEC stickers on vehicles never came to be until aggy came into the fold. Fng aggy!

Hook’em!!!
56 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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"I hope tu doesn't win a conference championship before we do."

The fear is incredible. He speaks for all of them. 

Offensive minded head coaches don't win national titles?  I mean...did he just start watching college football 4 years ago?

It's my understanding that we think we're going to stroll in and take over, but the SEC is not the Big12. I'm not sure where I've read that ten thousand times.

6 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

"I hope tu doesn't win a conference championship before we do."

The fear is incredible. He speaks for all of them. 

It's been there all along.  When Texas wins the SEC before aggy, there will be mass texags attempted suicides.  They will go full-on drama queen.  It will break them...for a week.  Then they'll start spewing all their tired, lying, denial bullshit about how they're "big brother" and better than "tu", again. 

Not Listening Dumb And Dumber GIF

Is that a group of PWOs? Or are those dudes really starters? 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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aggy should know by now they will always ALWAYS be the butt of the joke. If it wasn't this, it would be something else 

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

Is that a group of PWOs? Or are those dudes really starters? 

They're deceptively fast, sneaky athletic, lunchpail, coach-on-the-field WRs.  

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

They're deceptively fast, sneaky athletic, lunchpail, coach-on-the-field WRs.  

Most importantly they WANT to be aggies.  Game blouses, bitches. 

If you are an aggy student who was alive the last time they won a conference championship (1999), you are starting your 7th year of college this semester.

 

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11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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What would these lifetime losers know about winning the SEC much less a (cringe) “natty”? So ridiculous. It’s like an old  man who’s never been married telling people how to raise children.

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

What would these lifetime losers know about winning the SEC much less a (cringe) “natty”? So ridiculous. It’s like an old  man who’s never been married telling people how to raise children.

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2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

What would these lifetime losers know about winning the SEC much less a (cringe) “natty”? So ridiculous. It’s like an old  man who’s never been married telling people how to raise children.

They're the reigning women's tennis national champions, stupid sip!

The real question about looch is "does he actually believe the bullshit that comes out of his mouth and from his fingertips... or is he just a con-man with a huge target full of simpletons?"

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

The real question about looch is "does he actually believe the bullshit that comes out of his mouth and from his fingertips... or is he just a con-man with a huge target full of simpletons?"

 

 

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Or maybe (hear me out) he's a surly plant.  Think about it.  He lies to the TAMU faithful, he berates them, he gets their hopes up only to see them crash into reality year after year, and he has made millions off of their idiocy.  Has anyone ever seen Looch and @immamac in the same place?  I didn't think so.  

Just now, nnm said:

Or maybe (hear me out) he's a surly plant.  Think about it.  He lies to the TAMU faithful, he berates them, he gets their hopes up only to see them crash into reality year after year, and he has made millions off of their idiocy.  Has anyone ever seen Looch and @immamac in the same place?  I didn't think so.  

Seriously good point.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

What would these lifetime losers know about winning the SEC much less a (cringe) “natty”? So ridiculous. It’s like an old  man who’s never been married telling people how to raise children.

We know things. We observe. We theorize. You are indeed raising your children wrong.

aggy should know by now they will always ALWAYS be the butt of the joke. If it wasn't this, it would be something else 

It would be this AND something else.
2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:


It would be this AND something else.

Wait for the organized boycott of Dr. Pepper.  That will help.  

On 8/17/2024 at 8:38 AM, ABSR said:

Is her liking aggy driven by her rebelling against your likes and preferences?  If so don’t push back or say anything bad about aggy to her.  Let her know whatever school she chooses is okay so long as she is happy and that aggy would be great if that is her choice.   Her desire for aggy will greatly decline if you do this.

He could just get drunk and run around the house going  "whoop" a day and night over every trivial and stupid thing. Might scare her back to the right path.

3 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

If you are an aggy student who was alive the last time they won a conference championship (1999), you are starting your 7th year of college this semester.

 

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It was 1998

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

What would these lifetime losers know about winning the SEC much less a (cringe) “natty”? So ridiculous. It’s like an old  man who’s never been married telling people how to raise children.

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

We know things. We observe. We theorize. You are indeed raising your children wrong.

I won't tell someone how to raise their children. But I won't give them or the progeny a pass when they do it poorly.

You take on the task, you're responsible for the outcome.

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's been there all along.  When Texas wins the SEC before aggy, there will be mass texags attempted suicides.  They will go full-on drama queen.  It will break them...for a week.  Then they'll start spewing all their tired, lying, denial bullshit about how they're "big brother" and better than "tu", again. 

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IF we win the SEC this year, aggy rationalization will kick in an pull from this menu:

1 - Never woulda happened if they had to run the SEC West gauntlet

2 - SEC gave t.u. an easy schedule for the first year to try to pump up ratings / tu got lucky in the CCG.

3 - The SEC is down this year 

4 - tu is lucky they caught us before The Elk gets things rolling.

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25 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

 

I won't tell someone how to raise their children. But I won't give them or the progeny a pass when they do it poorly.

You take on the task, you're responsible for the outcome.

Cool. My point was aggys are giving advice on something they know nothing about, the intent was not to insult childless old men en masse.

How about this, they’re like monkeys trying to hump a goal post.

20 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

5 - t.u. paid off the refs.

And all the other teams. 

Buy aggy has more money. 

Since the SECX3 schedule doesn't start until Sept. 28, Aggies have plenty of time to analyze UT's early games.  

Starting now, take a drink every time you read or hear the following words from an Aggie:

-Gauntlet

-Murderer's row

-Week in, week out

-No weeks off

-Grind

-No idea what they're in for

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

And all the other teams. 

But aggy has more money. 

Which includes $78,000,000 credit for former football coaches.

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

Or maybe (hear me out) he's a surly plant.  Think about it.  He lies to the TAMU faithful, he berates them, he gets their hopes up only to see them crash into reality year after year, and he has made millions off of their idiocy.  Has anyone ever seen Looch and @immamac in the same place?  I didn't think so.  

Come to think of it.. has anyone checked if @immamac's beard is real?

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40 minutes ago, nnm said:

Since the SECX3 schedule doesn't start until Sept. 28, Aggies have plenty of time to analyze UT's early games.  

Starting now, take a drink every time you read or hear the following words from an Aggie:

-Gauntlet

-Murderer's row

-Week in, week out

-No weeks off

-Grind

-No idea what they're in for

I wouldn’t make it to the actual sec season if I did this. Be dead or in hospital. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Since the SECX3 schedule doesn't start until Sept. 28, Aggies have plenty of time to analyze UT's early games.  

Starting now, take a drink every time you read or hear the following words from an Aggie:

-Gauntlet

-Murderer's row

-Week in, week out

-No weeks off

-Grind

-No idea what they're in for

Yeah not cool man

16 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Offensive minded head coaches don't win national titles?  I mean...did he just start watching college football 4 years ago?

Jimbo, Dabo, Urban immediately come to mind.  

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Jimbo, Dabo, Urban immediately come to mind.  

Harbaugh?

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Starting now, take a drink every time you read or hear the following words from an Aggie:

-Gauntlet

-Murderer's row

-Week in, week out

-No weeks off

-Grind

-No idea what they're in for

What did my liver ever do to you?

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Jimbo, Dabo, Urban immediately come to mind.  

Harbaugh as was stated above.  Malzahn.  And even the "defensive minded" head coaches like Pete Carroll and Coach Ogre won with teams whose main identity was their offensive firepower.

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

anyone checked  @immamac's beard is real?

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hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

How about this, they’re like monkeys trying to hump a goal post.

I thought the goal post tried to hump aggy?

 

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12 minutes ago, Deej said:

I thought the goal post tried to hump aggy?

 

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Legend

13 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's been there all along.  When Texas wins the SEC before aggy, there will be mass texags attempted suicides.  They will go full-on drama queen.  It will break them...for a week.  Then they'll start spewing all their tired, lying, denial bullshit about how they're "big brother" and better than "tu", again. 

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Well, you got part of it right.

First, in the proper cult method they will berate every victory as it happens dismissing it as "a down xxx team". You have to lock in the matra and "logic" anytime data occurs that could disrupt the "reality".

That way, should it come to pass that Texas wins the SEC required supporting "evidence" will already exist that the "SEC was just having a down year", "tu just got lucky", and "it will never happen again". 

Cults have to tear down items as the occur so as not to have a mountain of evidence build.  

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22 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Actually, aggy, your conference record is marginally better in the SEC. At least it was the last time I checked.

Delusional, as always

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

anytime you see a texaggy poster with "blinn" in their name, you know it's gonna be pure awesomeness and completely divorced from reality

we've discussed it often, but it's always worth repeating....

aggy would have gone undefeated in '12 and made the bcs title game if they hadn't run away early to avoid a trip to austin that would have crowned their season

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