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27 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He might as well learn what Aggies are all about sooner than later.  He needs to bring hate into this game.

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3 hours ago, Chopper said:

Some aggy dude just proposed to this fundie creature on Game Day.

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Fitting she made that expression when saying yes to the marriage proposal.

That's the last time he’ll ever see that face again.

The married guys on this thread know all too well.

2 hours ago, ITHorn said:

Part of me wonders if pictures or a description of that sign made its way to the staff. Sark looked about as pissed and focused as I’ve ever seen him during the media call on College Gameday. 

Angry teams win football games

In case anyone is unclear of the timeline and might think Sark is primarily angry at the reference to his own rehab, he was head coach for several months before Jake passed away.

Man, that sign pisses me off.  If one of my kids did something like that I would seriously consider having them sit out of school for a semester and earn their own way for food and board.  Welcome to the real world, asshole -- people get fired for shit like that.

2 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Anyone call that phone number?

It's a rehab center.  You can reverse phone search it.

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Absolutely not! Who would make up fake stories about how great a fan base is and how they're so helpful. Who would be so pathetic to do something like that??

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12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

In case anyone is unclear of the timeline and might think Sark is primarily angry at the reference to his own rehab, he was head coach for several months before Jake passed away.

Man, that sign pisses me off.  If one of my kids did something like that I would seriously consider having them sit out of school for a semester and earn their own way for food and board.  Welcome to the real world, asshole -- people get fired for shit like that.

shouldn’t be to difficult to track his sorry ass down 

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

In case anyone is unclear of the timeline and might think Sark is primarily angry at the reference to his own rehab, he was head coach for several months before Jake passed away.

Man, that sign pisses me off.  If one of my kids did something like that I would seriously consider having them sit out of school for a semester and earn their own way for food and board.  Welcome to the real world, asshole -- people get fired for shit like that.

 

Texags claiming it’s photoshopped, you know to avoid taking responsibility and keep up the notion their fans are good and amazing and would never do this. 

 

No, Texags, this is exactly who your fans are and they would do something like this in a heartbeat—and they did. 

3 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

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Corn is very aggy-like, but at least they've actually won something since WW2

5 hours ago, Tonesky said:

 

So, the white guys are safe?

 

15 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

You really have to see this stuff to believe it. 

 

lulz. Comments are turned off. I bet!

 

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Texags claiming it’s photoshopped, you know to avoid taking responsibility and keep up the notion their fans are good and amazing and would never do this. 

 

No, Texags, this is exactly who your fans are and they would do something like this in a heartbeat—and they did. 

Clearly it’s real, I see at least two different pictures with different angles on the sign.

6 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I guess he’s used to very small dicks at the glory hole. 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Fitting she made that expression when saying yes to the marriage proposal.

That's the last time he’ll ever see that face again.

The married guys on this thread know all too well.

I mean... not me, but I know the stereotype. 

 

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

we're so awful a sip peed on an infant at the entrance just to get in. 

One fuckin time!  You pee on an aggy infant one time and people just won’t let it go.

Just now, Horn Dog said:

One fuckin time!  You pee on an aggy infant one time and people just won’t let it go.

Well if they wouldn't overshadow the infant and drink the urine themselves it wouldn't be such a big deal. 

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He might as well learn what Aggies are all about sooner than later.  He needs to bring hate into this game.

Ooohhh! It’s hate? Because I got a bunch of hats

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4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

Ooohhh! It’s hate? Because I got a bunch of hats

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I too feel the hat, but also aware of gramatical principles! 

So ESPN faked that sign on a live broadcast to get the sips angry?

Correction: ESiPN…. [emoji106]
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

So ESPN faked that sign on a live broadcast to get the sips angry?

Don’t overthink it. No one needs a headache right now

41 minutes ago, hornian said:

I mean... not me, but I know the stereotype. 

 

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Texags claiming it’s photoshopped, you know to avoid taking responsibility and keep up the notion their fans are good and amazing and would never do this. 
 
No, Texags, this is exactly who your fans are and they would do something like this in a heartbeat—and they did. 

And of course the same nutless fucks trying to save face by lying about it being photoshopped would, without exception, high-five that piece of shit in person and let him know that’s good bull.

I hope good Quinn shows up. 
 

You can tell he wants to play in this one. 

6 hours ago, ITHorn said:

Part of me wonders if pictures or a description of that sign made its way to the staff. Sark looked about as pissed and focused as I’ve ever seen him during the media call on College Gameday. 

Maybe 

 

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Just wish our run efficiency was ok this game. Pat tried to warn us all year that Texas can’t run the ball and hasn’t played a real defense

8 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Just wish our run efficiency was ok this game. Pat tried to warn us all year that Texas can’t run the ball and hasn’t played a real defense

And Herbie said we don’t know if our defense is good this morning. 

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6 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

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Through all the other gates pass a bunch of assholes.  

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Damn.  Crowd shots so embarrassing.  Lol

IDK. The dudes are all ultra goobers but they’ve got some attractive young ladies. 

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In a game painfully reminiscent of the first contest of the year, Texas A&M football found itself unable to move the offense up and down the field in a top-10 matchup. (?????)  The Aggies had plenty of chances, but each one ended up wasted.


You'll always feel like there were more huge flashpoints in a game that was so close on the scoreboard, but it really does feel like there were simply a few tone-setting plays that were not made—similarly to the South Caroline game. The missed sack on Ewers near the beginning of the game that resulted in a 26-yard scramble for a third-down conversion really felt like it took the air out of the defense, two red zone trips without a score... the list goes on.

There were some plays made, to be fair. The pick-six by Will Lee looked to give the Aggies a lot of life, as did the blocked kick by Jahdae Walker. But the failure to follow up on those big moments—either with a defensive stop or a red zone score—meant that they ultimately fell flat.

It was that lack of defensive stops that was maybe the most disappointing coming out of this game; specifically, losing the line of scrimmage as badly as they did. The Aggies should expect more out of their DL with as highly-touted as they've been, but ever since the calendar flipped to November, they've been much less of a factor than they should be.


I keyed in on the importance of the ground game yesterday for a reason. This was maybe the best passing performance by a Texas opponent this year, all told; Reed ended up 16/23 for 6.3 YPA, which is a lot better than the Longhorn pass defense has allowed on average.

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But winning via the pass hasn't been what A&M has done best this year, and when there was nothing going on the ground, they were pretty much rudderless. Meanwhile, Texas ran sweep after sweep with Wisner and the Aggies were unable to find an answer.

The Aggies drop to 8-4 and will now await their bowl destination.

 

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Hahahahhhahahahahahahahah

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15 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

IDK. The dudes are all ultra goobers but they’ve got some attractive young ladies. 

They had panned to the corp turds when I was commenting.  Yes overall, not bad for eye candy.  Just shit their pants like usual.  Not that OU has much to brag about in 2024 but we ain’t aggy.  

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2025. 2030. Whatever it takes…

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On 11/29/2024 at 2:53 PM, Beau Vine said:

Guess who's feeling optimistic?

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Lat's check out Grant's bold predictions:

 

1. Aggies jump off to a quick start
 

They actually did put together a nice drive, but then got stuffed trying to run up the middle on a 4th-1.  This would seem to be a theme of their offense.  Ultimately, not a quick start.


2. Longhorns turn to Manning at some point
 

NAILED IT!!!

3. Texas A&M football registers several sacks
 

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4. Reed ends the day with highest QBR of the game
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I don't actually know the formula for QBR, but if that formula doesn't say the numbers on the left rate better than the ones on the right, it's as idiotic as Grant

5. Aggies roll up 2+ rushing touchdowns

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Grant, I know you're reading so... Thanks for all the laughs this season.   It made tonight just that much better.

 

 

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