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At first I was pissed we didn’t blow them out 30-something to 0.

but i think this way, followed by a 42-3 type score next year in Austin, may be even better 

22 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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There's a thread for the AI aggy shit.  Go find it.

On 12/1/2024 at 11:00 AM, TreatyOak said:

Sorry for posting so much today, but you really can't believe the stuff they post on TexAgs:

 

12 Keys for A&M to win NC: the Blueprint

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1. Elite Recruiting: Sign Top-5 classes annually, focusing on physically dominant players and building depth across all positions.

2. Quarterback Play: Land and develop a star QB.

3. Dominate the Trenches: Build elite offensive and defensive lines with size, strength, and athleticism, having depth to sustain performance throughout the season.

4. NIL Strategy: Use NIL effectively to recruit and retain top talent.

5. Player Development: Emphasis on hiring elite position coaches who specialize in developing players at every position.

6. Win SEC Matchups: Beat Alabama, LSU, and other top programs in key games.

7. Lockdown Defense: Build a defense that thrives in big games, leveraging size, strength, and depth to dominate opponents.

8. Minimize Mistakes: create a football culture which reduces turnovers and penalties.

10. Injury Prevention: Keep players healthy throughout the season by managing the workload of a deep roster.

11. Fan Support: Leverage the passion of the 12th Man.

12. Close Strong in November: Peak at the right time for the playoff push with a deep, resilient team.

They've figured out the winning strategy.

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5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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They don't win bc their culture doesn't have a winner's mentality.

I had an aggy co-worker come up to me today and say, "How about them aggies? We shut-out tu in the 2nd Half!"

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

They don't win bc their culture doesn't have a winner's mentality.

I had an aggy co-worker come up to me today and say, "How about them aggies? We shut-out tu in the 2nd Half!"

Seriously? I mean I know they're aggie but.. really??

57 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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This post is on the right track. They care more about people paying attention to them, complimenting them, or agreeing with them than they care about winning. They want to be the biggest, or the loudest, or the “friendliest” much more than they want to win. It’s the ultimate tiny dick syndrome.

On top of that, you have to be one of them to matter to them. If you’re one of them, you’re above reproach in their eyes. It’s why they’re never self-aware. 

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7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dear diary,

 

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Ah a twist on the helping-an-opposing-fan-find-the-stadium story.

In this version of fan-fiction an entire section of the opposing fan base gives his tough, self-righteousness machoism a standing ovation for disciplining one of their own evil, tsipping brethren.

11 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Apparently their cohort, Phil McCracken, managed to evade arrest.  

For some reason, back in my college days, that same ne'er do well Phil  ( and his girlfriend Foxy Labiata) ordered plenty of Columbia House CDs and had them shipped to our house. But he never fulfilled his obligations. I'm not sure he's on the up and up. We're onto you Phil.

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

And yet that coach was better than Jimbo at aggy lol. 

And that post does hit on a point. aggy will never attract a whole slew of great players because of their weird ass culture they have there. They will have some here and there but never enough to establish any real winning culture. Their fans and program need to look in the mirror but we know what will never happen. They will keep touting themselves as 12th man and how great their atmosphere is. That's it is so hard to win at Kyle Field. But no one fears that.

SMU has already surpassed aggy and doing it without nearly the resources aggy has. First year in a P5 conference and made the playoffs first year. A lot of talent. Hell, TCU already surpassed aggy. 

I've been trying to say this but you, and others, have done it better. I feel the whole institution is a paper tiger. 

F; “ Stef Starkgaryen z-:' & you can't truly call yourself "peaceful"  unless you are capable of great violence. if you're not capable of violence,  you're not peaceful, you're harmless. important distinction. -

To change the quote a little, you can't truly call yourself "great" unless you are capable of greatness. If you're not capable of greatness, you're not elite, you're pathetic. 

This is the distinction those idiots will never understand. Demand greatness, allow time for it to be met, and if it isn't, the first thing you don't do is look elsewhere. Look internal, find and fix the problems, and then try again. Continue until you meet what you're looking for and wanting. And quit relying on some intangible 12th man to bail you out of any and everything with the home cooked excuse of "the 12th man didn't show up so therefore we lost". There's no 12th man. There's only you and who's on your left and right. 

As Teddy said:

The Man in the Arena – The Maximum Standard

Until aggy understands and embraces this, the will always be perennial losers. This victim complex is a tired and old bit that has been worn out. Sorry for the early morn rambling and philosophy. 

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6 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Until aggy understands and embraces this, the will always be perennial perineal losers. This victim complex is a tired and old bit that has been worn out. Sorry for the early morn rambling and philosophy. 

FIFY

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I still haven't gotten over that we won 7/8 games our first year in the SEC, took belt to ass against OU/aggy/piggy and snuffed out their best chance of making the SEC CG for the first time since they joined 13 years ago - by not allowing them to score a single offensive point, at Kyle Field, in the return of the rivalry that they've been foaming at the mouth over and forced Sankey to give them in year 1.  Just so we could take their spot in the CCG and make it our first year.  

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor aggy

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

Really great how he refers to the Texags staff as “staph.”

My high school biology teacher had a sign on his supply closet that said "Staph Only."  Mr. Bissett holla!!

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ooops. This was posted on 9/17/24

 

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Mongo smartest aggy of all

 

 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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They don't win consistently because their weird ass culture drives away great talent. Who the fuck wants to deal with their weird cult like culture while not winning shit? But their goober fans really think that's what sets them apart from all fanbases. Oh it does, just not in the way they think. Self-awareness isn't their strong suit.

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Liucci went into his X account and deleted almost all of his old posts ripping Sark.  If you search "Sark," it comes up empty.  A few days ago, a search of "Sark" pulled up dozens and dozens of tweets predicting failure.  What a sorry bitch.  Own up to your half-ass takes.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

For some reason, back in my college days, that same ne'er do well Phil  ( and his girlfriend Foxy Labiata) ordered plenty of Columbia House CDs and had them shipped to our house. But he never fulfilled his obligations. I'm not sure he's on the up and up. We're onto you Phil.

Early 80’s Austin white pages had a listing for one Henauder Titzhoff.  I’m sure at least one of you degenerates remember prank calling that number

10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Liucci went into his X account and deleted almost all of his old posts ripping Sark.  If you search "Sark," it comes up empty.  A few days ago, a search of "Sark" pulled up dozens and dozens of tweets predicting failure.  What a sorry bitch.  Own up to your half-ass takes.

Kirkland Shrek is likely going through a lot the last several days.  We need to give compassion and understanding, as he wraps his mongoloid brain around what Texas is going to do in the SEC.

 

2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Early 80’s Austin white pages had a listing for one Henauder Titzhoff.  I’m sure at least one of you degenerates remember prank calling that number

Back then the rumor was, that was the Fiji lake house's phone number.  No idea if true.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

They don't win bc their culture doesn't have a winner's mentality.

I had an aggy co-worker come up to me today and say, "How about them aggies? We shut-out tu in the 2nd Half!"

Hang the banner!

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If Looch deleted every comment where he was proven to be wrong, would he have any posting history?

11 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Early 80’s Austin white pages had a listing for one Henauder Titzhoff.  I’m sure at least one of you degenerates remember prank calling that number

Guilty.  Cliff Gustafson's phone number was also in the book.  I recall a middle-school friend calling it asking for an opportunity to be a batboy.  Cliff asked him to call the UT baseball office the next day.

Post Texas game.. yeah he gone...
 

Just throwing shit out there:

Miami?
LSU (the lol’s would be awesome)

Or more likely Big XII bound?
45 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Pretty sure those have been discontinued. 

Aggy Pat is just following the Lucci/Looch44 method… manipulate the numbers and twist the narrative so that aggy is better than evil tu in their rankings until overwhelming facts and stats make it impossible to do so, and then just discontinue said rankings without notice or explanation. 

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dear diary,

 

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Even Texags is calling him out on this one:

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In reply to DGrimesAg92 • 10:21p, 12/2/24

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After the fourth time, I gently reached through, grabbed him by the back of the collar and gently laid him on his back with my hand gently around his throat. I politely told him if he said another word to my children or even looked our way, I was going to rip out his ****ing esophagus.

 

You are clearly thinking back on this situation and wishing you had the balls to actually do what you are fantasizing that you did. Can we please get back to actual football discussion now?

 

CoachTx.AgsIn reply to DGrimesAg92 • 12:23a, 12/3/24
DGrimesAg92 said:
We sat in section 417...

LOL. We all have these "I wish I had done this" thoughts. I feel ya bud and I'm sorry you had to deal with an obvious POS. Get real though…
 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Liucci went into his X account and deleted almost all of his old posts ripping Sark.  If you search "Sark," it comes up empty.  A few days ago, a search of "Sark" pulled up dozens and dozens of tweets predicting failure.  What a sorry bitch.  Own up to your half-ass takes.

What a shithead.

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esprit de l'escalier

a perfect comeback or witty remark that one frustratingly comes up with only when the moment for doing so has passed: 
Writers, by nature, tend to be people in whom l' esprit de l'escalier is a recurrent experience.

They don't win consistently because their weird ass culture drives away great talent. Who the fuck wants to deal with their weird cult like culture while not winning shit? But their goober fans really think that's what sets them apart from all fanbases. Oh it does, just not in the way they think. Self-awareness isn't their strong suit.

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