December 20, 20241 yr 16 minutes ago, bolverk said: throughout the game, aggy gomers pelted us with trash, spit, various liquid, and other shit all throughout that miserable game. It was the exact fucking opposite of any of those fake stories they post on texags proclaiming what good hosts they are But at least it wasn’t horseshit. Classy bunch.
December 20, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said: You forgot convincing the Texas legislature to pass a bill prohibiting magic in the great state of Texas so their starting QB doesn't get his mind irreparably blown, causing sudden erratic play and forcing post season transfers.
December 20, 20241 yr 19 minutes ago, nnm said: This gif is the greatest accomplishment of the 2024 aggy football team.
December 20, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Pimphand said: Did he get a free pair of matching bracelets after that?! I couldn't tell with that historic colorized rendition of the incident.
December 20, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, Steel Shank said: Steel Shank's 12 Tactics To Return A&M To Elite Championship Level 1. Develop first team All-Americans at every position – special teams included. 2. Develop uniforms that recruits like and fans can support. Can generate hundreds of millions of dollars in royalties. 3. Develop elite level cleats that are lighter, faster and provide better traction in ALL conditions. Think like the 6 Million Dollar Man! Make sure technology is proprietary so no else can match. Sue if needed! 4. Nutrition, Nutrition, Nutrition!!! A team plays on it’s stomach. Have elite level chefs from around the world! This will help attract international players from Italy and France. 5. Host a “retreat” for announcers and color commentators from every network, somewhere cool like Tahiti. “Enlighten” these people with the ways of A&M so that they can talk about us on the air! Great PR!! 6. Use AI to generate gameplans that our opponents cannot match. We’ll use technology to our advantage!! 7. Develop elite level tape for ankles and wrists! Very important to keep our All Americans healthy!! 8. Take big games seriously! Coaches need to keep the p[layers focused and not get big heads from winning so much. 9. Pay fans to attend far away road games. It’s important for the 12th Man to represent at every away game!! 10. Employ mind readers to have on the sidelines and in the booth to help our coaches figure out what the other team is thinking. This shouldn’t be discussed too much so that people don’t know what we’re doing! Lose lips sink ships!!! 11. Demand 150% from all players at all times! We need full commitment!! 12. Make winning our standard!! Demand from everyone involved a complete and total commitment to winning. Develop a proprietary formula that separates us from the others – especially tu!!! 13. Keep the Jizz Jar full & fresh at all times.
December 20, 20241 yr On 12/17/2024 at 10:35 PM, bolverk said: tl;dr: It's a cult. They cheat. I played trumpet in the Goin' Band in the early 90s, and we made fun of them, too, especially since most college bands do a new halftime show for just about every game. The aggy band? They've done the same show with the same music at every game for years. And, yeah, we all knew that many of their marchers weren't musicians. The obvious lack of mouthpieces kinda gives it away when you're down on the field and can see them up close. The military marching style they do is high school-level shit. Very easy to learn very quickly, especially if you also don't have to memorize the music at the same time. Sure, it looks neat at first blush, but it doesn't make them THE BESTEST BAND IN THE LAND like their delusional fan base thinks. It's pretty much the same with the whole mythology they've constructed about their history of football greatness based on a decade or so of cheating. I did band in high school, i remember at one contest they performed as an "exhibition". People made a big deal about the cool aggie band coming to play. Their show was dogshit. The high school bands performing in the competition were better.
December 20, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said: I did band in high school, i remember at one contest they performed as an "exhibition". People made a big deal about the cool aggie band coming to play. Their show was dogshit. The high school bands performing in the competition were better. There isn't a single DCI corps or even a decent TX HS band that couldn't learn that Aggie "drill" in an hour. OK, enough band talk.
December 20, 20241 yr Need some help here. The Best Loss of the Year, very obviously goes to aggy, for the Domer effort. What I don't get, is how come aggy has not spent the entire season pointing out that the Noter Dames got physucally beat up by aggy, so badly beat up, that they were unable to answer the bell that Northern Illinoise rang right in their own home, that next week in South Beach Bend? Like, "we beat noter dame at Kyle Field and won every single thing except the clock! Whoop" I prolly just mist it, but where has it been?
December 20, 20241 yr 50 minutes ago, Tex Long said: Need some help here. The Best Loss of the Year, very obviously goes to aggy, for the Domer effort. Ignoring the sarcasm, that's an interesting question. Would tOSU have the "best loss" of the year, followed by us (twice dammit)?
December 20, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Ignoring the sarcasm, that's an interesting question. Would tOSU have the "best loss" of the year, followed by us (twice dammit)? Boise losing in Eugene by 3 on a last second FG.
December 20, 20241 yr 19 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said: Boise losing in Eugene by 3 on a last second FG. Does Jeanty win the Heisman if Boise wins that game?
December 20, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Auto Driller said: This gif is the greatest accomplishment of the 2024 aggy football team. Dude. They hosted College GameDay! Twice! 27 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said: Boise losing in Eugene by 3 on a last second FG. I'd go with SMU losing to Clemson on a 51-yd FG at the buzzer. Still got into the Playoff.
December 21, 20241 yr 24 minutes ago, deft said: Trouble with arm sleeves? Can’t get help to find the field from the upper deck.
December 21, 20241 yr 44 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Can’t get help to find the field from the upper deck. as jacked up and pieced together as that shithole is I can't really fault him for that
December 21, 20241 yr Popular Post 8 minutes ago, elfenix said: The Village People think that's gay as hell
December 21, 20241 yr On 12/19/2024 at 1:05 PM, Basil said: OMG, I had this exact same idea except I forgot to make my offensive and defensive lines have size and strength! I'm going to add that one in my manifesto, "Winning SEC Style: Texas Reborn." To be honest I kinda feel dumb for not thinking of recruiting lineman who are big and strong. I can't stop laughing about this post.
December 21, 20241 yr 15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: The Village People think that's gay as hell The aggy yell leaders think those dudes are extremely gay.
December 21, 20241 yr On 12/20/2024 at 2:47 PM, DaggerHorns said: Uhh…. https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/6eA0mqqgCL lulz I'm sure there were a lot of sleepless nights for NFL GM's wondering if the moose would declare. I mean the guy scores a TD every 7 times he touches the damn ball. Its not his fault they didn't call his number more often. And that they hate arm sleeves.
December 21, 20241 yr On 12/20/2024 at 12:29 PM, nnm said: Does Jeanty win the Heisman if Boise wins that game? It was over before the season started.
December 22, 20241 yr On 12/17/2024 at 11:58 AM, Beau Vine said: Who's predicting every CFP playoff game? This guy: Here's the relevant prediction: I'm impressed, he got it half right...
December 22, 20241 yr 34 minutes ago, speed817 said: I'm hearing Suicide is Painless while looking at this pic.
December 22, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, PvilleStang said: I'm impressed, he got it half right... And he also nailed the "If the Tigers can shut down the run game— which they have the front to do— then they will be good on defense." part, too!
December 22, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: I can’t wait to read graham’s write up for the next round. Any predictions? If he had to pick Texas to win, he won't even make an article. Just like how he pussied out and abandoned the power rankings the second he would've had to put Texas above aggy. Edited December 22, 20241 yr by OU Sucks
December 22, 20241 yr FOREARMS!! Has everyone around here forgotten that aggy must have the best forearms??
December 22, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, PvilleStang said: I'm impressed, he got it half right... This fucking micropeen little bitch wouldn't be able to bring himself to take Texas over Kent fucking State 😒🤡
December 22, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, OU Sucks said: If he had to pick Texas to win, he won't even make an article. Just like how he pussied out and abandoned the power rankings the second he would've had to put Texas above aggy. Why would he have had to do that? One measly head to head win in 12 years?
December 22, 20241 yr On 12/19/2024 at 5:14 PM, Steel Shank said: Steel Shank's 12 Tactics To Return A&M To Elite Championship Level 1. Develop first team All-Americans at every position – special teams included. 2. Develop uniforms that recruits like and fans can support. Can generate hundreds of millions of dollars in royalties. 3. Develop elite level cleats that are lighter, faster and provide better traction in ALL conditions. Think like the 6 Million Dollar Man! Make sure technology is proprietary so no else can match. Sue if needed! 4. Nutrition, Nutrition, Nutrition!!! A team plays on it’s stomach. Have elite level chefs from around the world! This will help attract international players from Italy and France. 5. Host a “retreat” for announcers and color commentators from every network, somewhere cool like Tahiti. “Enlighten” these people with the ways of A&M so that they can talk about us on the air! Great PR!! 6. Use AI to generate gameplans that our opponents cannot match. We’ll use technology to our advantage!! 7. Develop elite level tape for ankles and wrists! Very important to keep our All Americans healthy!! 8. Take big games seriously! Coaches need to keep the p[layers focused and not get big heads from winning so much. 9. Pay fans to attend far away road games. It’s important for the 12th Man to represent at every away game!! 10. Employ mind readers to have on the sidelines and in the booth to help our coaches figure out what the other team is thinking. This shouldn’t be discussed too much so that people don’t know what we’re doing! Lose lips sink ships!!! 11. Demand 150% from all players at all times! We need full commitment!! 12. Make winning our standard!! Demand from everyone involved a complete and total commitment to winning. Develop a proprietary formula that separates us from the others – especially tu!!!
December 22, 20241 yr Video evidence used by aggie’s defense attorney to help his client get off. “Victim was asking for it, your honor.”
December 23, 20241 yr Popular Post This post-game quote from a Clemson fan on tigernet.com reminds me of another program we all admire: "The officiating was horrid all night but it’s further proof that Clemson is irrelevant. All those talking about heart and playing their tails off and never giving up?? That’s what losers say to make them feel better."
December 23, 20241 yr On 12/20/2024 at 9:39 PM, Dennis Taylor said: The Village People think that's gay as hell It's like the 21st century version of the pic of aggy football players stacked 5 high lying on top of each other(can't find).
December 23, 20241 yr On 12/22/2024 at 8:25 AM, PvilleStang said: I'm impressed, he got it half right... Is G-Harm breaking down the second round? I look forward to hearing again how we’re trash.
December 23, 20241 yr Hopefully USG bet the house and then becomes homeless ;-) Only kidding about the homelessness bit.... Pretty sure the Vegas odds indicate this should have been a 6 team field.... Also if we need some bonus spaces I do think a 8 seed playoff is fine just get rid of conference championship precendence and let's go.....
December 23, 20241 yr 19 minutes ago, Pimphand said: ...and here I thought betting on aggy to choke in big games was the safest bet Any of you degenerates have aggy's record against ranked teams this past season? Mizzou "upset" notwithstanding?
December 23, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, dcar00 said: It's like the 21st century version of the pic of aggy football players stacked 5 high lying on top of each other(can't find).
December 23, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Beau Vine said: I've always wanted to get into a situation like this. With better looking guys. And without clothes.
December 23, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said: I've always wanted to get into a situation like this. With better looking guys. And without clothes. yikes...avatar and such though.
December 23, 20241 yr 45 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said: I've always wanted to get into a situation like this. With better looking guys. And without clothes. Good looking vs willing is always a tough call, no matter the gender.
December 24, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said: I've always wanted to get into a situation like this. With better looking guys. And without clothes. Does the overly-enthusiastic coach get to stay?
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