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42 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Pretty Pretty Pretty good meltdown over at Texags.  We got:

Our coach sucks

Our players suck

The refs stole the game

You are an AI bot

Our coach is great,  you suck

We can't have nice things

Sips will probably beat us again in 2nd round of the NCAAs.

 

https://texags.com/forums/7/topics/3532599/32

They just need more lunch pail types. *wink wink*

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

They're gonna blame this on John Feinstein's death, aren't they?

 

Maybe. Anyone but themselves. 

58 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Pretty Pretty Pretty good meltdown over at Texags.  We got:

Our coach sucks

Our players suck

The refs stole the game

You are an AI bot

Our coach is great,  you suck

We can't have nice things

Sips will probably beat us again in 2nd round of the NCAAs.

 

https://texags.com/forums/7/topics/3532599/32

Have they blamed the Longhorn Network,  ESPN and t-sip dominated Texas Legislature yet?

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34 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

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This never gets old especially when you see the aggys post stuff like this.  

47 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

They're gonna blame this on John Feinstein's death, aren't they?

Which way was the wind blowing?

23 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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On 3/12/2025 at 12:05 PM, PvilleStang said:

Would death clear aggy from paying the rest, or do they still owe his estate?

I take it you’ve never read a contract drawn up by an aggy. 

26 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I take it you’ve never read a contract drawn up by an aggy. 

The payout probably goes up.

18 hours ago, nnm said:

He’s smarter than most of surly. He figured out how to grift and fleece the rubes, and has done so for decades, employing his family, and making millions. He’s not a dumb man. 

Yes, he is dumb...it just shows how  "fucking dumber" his audience is..

We should come up with a phrase for the occasion. Oh, yeah…

Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! 

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Texas should fire its current meat judging coach and hire aggy's.  That would drive Luicci crazy.

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Texas should fire its current meat judging coach and hire aggy's.  That would drive Luicci crazy.

Texas needs to hire Meat Pimp to set up and run the program.  Holy crap that would be glorious.

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Feels like our normal supply of aggy misery has been spiked with some of that Chinese fentanyl over the past four months.

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56 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Texas should fire its current meat judging coach and hire aggy's.  That would drive Luicci crazy.

UT sororities already have rush directors who assess the incoming herd.

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Could Texas A&M basketball be set to take home the hardware in SEC Tournament?

 

Why not Texas A&M basketball?


In all honesty, there are probably plenty of good answers to that question when it comes to the SEC tournament.

[BV note:  There are, congrats on getting one thing right.]

This is a field in Nashville that is as loaded as it ever has been, and the Ags are not even a top-four seed.

But at the same time, you can squint and see how the Aggies' candidacy for SEC Tournament Champion may not be all that unrealistic. They did, after all, just take down the Auburn Tigers by a larger margin than anyone in the country has done this year. Knocking off no. 1 like that shows that you've got some serious chops.

It wasn't fluky, either. The Auburn defense was unable to stop the Aggies from getting to the basket, and the ferocious defense A&M played buoyed their chances on that end.


But it's the inconsistency we've seen time and again out of Buzz Williams's teams that give fans pause on that front. Just because the Aggies rose to that level of play last week doesn't mean they can again this week— much less in four straight games, as they would have to win in order to take home the title in Nashville.

Today's game will be their least challenging of the tourney

[BV note:

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, and it's against a top-50 NET team who has beaten the Ags once. Oh, and it's also their bitter rival.

So it's just as likely, if not more so, that the Aggies are a one-and-done in Nashville as it is that they advance into the late rounds. On paper, at least, this is maybe even a tougher task than winning the NCAA tournament— at least in March Madness, you can stumble into some favorable matchups late in the bracket. No such luck here in Nashville.

If the Aggies wish to win the tournament for the best conference in the land, they'll have to dig deep. Find something special for this four-game run.

If recent rumors are true, this could be a personal postseason for this Aggie senior group. They'll be digging deep each and every game, giving it their all.

When they do that, there are very few teams in the country that can go toe-to-toe with them. It's just a matter of putting that product on the floor each and every game— but if there's one venue in which we've seen the Ags be able to do that, it's in Nashville.


So don't count the Aggies out before you have to. This could be a special run for the maroon and white— and it all starts today, with this rivar

 

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14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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It is fun to watch the new generation of aggy red ass prior to their decades long descent into the jaded battered fans that are in their 50's on texags. I watch with fascination of how many rakes it will take for young Graham to step on before he descends into the abyss of self realization. 

59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If recent rumors are true, this could be a personal postseason for this Aggie senior group. They'll be digging deep each and every game, giving it their all.

Passages like this are just so classic Graham. He offers no journalistic pedigree or skills and his "insights" are absolutely nothing more than fan-fic wish casting. 

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"perceived superiority" lulz

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok thats it.  This guy is @Helobious until someone proves otherwise 

Last I checked I wasn’t a dorky white 5’8 beta male A&M fan. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

"perceived superiority" lulz

Our ongoing wins don't fool anybody!!

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

"perceived superiority" lulz

Most of the time people perceive things because they are real.

aggy doesn't get that.

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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Ok thats it.  This guy is [mention=2291]Helobious[/mention] until someone proves otherwise 

I don’t think that Graham has been “fisted” yet, so I’d leave Helobious out of this one.

I do like how Liucci’s dog was named Graham though. Kind of similar?

Hook’em!!!!
4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Last I checked I wasn’t a dorky white 5’8 beta male A&M fan. 

You’re more of a 5’5” power bottom.

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Just now, DaggerHorns said:

You’re more of a 5’5” power bottom.

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Gary Patterson isn’t with UT anymore. 


I don’t think that Graham has been “fisted” yet, so I’d leave Helobious out of this one.

I do like how Liucci’s dog was named Graham though. Kind of similar?

Hook’em!!!!

Makes me wonder if this graham journalist is luccis AI sock/2nd fallback site
5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Last I checked I wasn’t a dorky white 5’8 beta male A&M fan. 

When was the last time you checked?

 

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6 hours ago, Helobious said:

Last I checked I wasn’t a dorky white 5’8 beta male A&M fan. 

That's exactly what a dorky white 5'8 beta male A&M fan would say 

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Horns are undefeated all-time in SEC baseball play. Meanwhile, aggy gives up back-to-back homers in the 9th in a tie game.

 

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5 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Horns are undefeated all-time in SEC baseball play. Meanwhile, aggy gives up back-to-back homers in the 9th in a tie game.

 

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10-7 is really good right?!?! That's what our baseball record was last year at this time under Pierce lol

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