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I’m not a flair on my car kind of guy, but even if you are,  why would you brag about renting a house on 30a.   I’m sure it was nice and all, but save your back window space for when you do something really amazing, like having a kid that is on an elementary schools’s honor roll.   

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4 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

I’m not a flair on my car kind of guy, but even if you are,  why would you brag about renting a house on 30a.   I’m sure it was nice and all, but save your back window space for when you do something really amazing, like having a kid that is on an elementary schools’s honor roll.   

What if you don’t rent, though?

 

We stayed at Rosemary Beach once.  Nice and quiet, but holy shit our apartment was tiny.  Above a garage, small living room & kitchen with crazy steep stairs to a loft with room to sleep four "adults".  You get what you pay for, I suppose, which was about $450/night.

Nice "private" beach, though.

53 minutes ago, jTower said:

Rosemary Beach  

Galveston would be better suited for them 

Soo... it's essentially their Salt Life sticker. I see, makes sense now.

Dunno but now I’m down a rabbit hole reading why turkey legs at the ren faire are anachronistic. So thanks Surly.

Deliciously anachronistic
5 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Aggy cosplaying SWAT knights at Renn Faire this weekend. Dorks had fake magazines and everything. 

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I must have missed when SWAT teams started arming themselves with swords

I must have missed when SWAT teams started arming themselves with swords

Well, these fellas needed something to set them apart. Something that said “sure, we dress like SWAT, but we’re virgins.”
They coulda just worn aggy hats and that would have covered it. But swords work, too.
3 hours ago, hookemATL said:

tiny dicked loser aggys

Well, they are at Ren Faire.

(no offense)

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What the fuck are people talking about on this thread? All I see is a bunch of dorks in camo with dipshit weapons with a grey minivan or some shit. I don't see a maroon vehicle, anything related to RB, or 30a, or whatever the hell yall are discussing. I need to see that stuff so that I can immediately regret seeing it. 

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Bama with the sweep in aggyville.

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I don't think it could get any better for Texas baseball than to sweep our first conference series on the road (MissState), combined with a non-con win against Ole Miss, combined with A&M getting their shit pushed in at home by Alabama, but I am willing to wait and find out.  I just wish we could have held on to Mike Earley.

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20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think it could get any better for Texas baseball than to sweep our first conference series on the road (MissState), combined with a non-con win against Ole Miss, combined with A&M getting their shit pushed in at home by Alabama, but I am willing to wait and find out.  I just wish we could have held on to Mike Earley.

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Bama with the sweep in aggyville.

Just a hunch, but I’m thinking they may fall out of the D1B top 25. However, it’s bama, Saban, etc. So quality losses.
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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think it could get any better for Texas baseball than to sweep our first conference series on the road (MissState), combined with a non-con win against Ole Miss, combined with A&M getting their shit pushed in at home by Alabama, but I am willing to wait and find out.  I just wish we could have held on to Mike Earley.

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A 5 minute photoshop deleting Austin and Houston, adding college station, and a river to the gulf would be glorious.

All joking aside…

…what was it about the state of the Nebraska athletic program that would cause any “major” (self perceived) program to say “oh yeah…Trev Alberts is the answer to all of our issues!”?

One that perceived itself to be at rock bottom, while the rest of the world knew they weren’t even getting warmed up yet. 

They had to hire from the bargain bin because Jimbo made them poor.

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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Leon O’Neil Jr will MC during the unveiling. 

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On 3/9/2025 at 4:26 PM, Beau Vine said:

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Out of the top 25 in Baseball America. 
https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/college-baseball-top-25-rankings/#

Two snippets:

Three teams—preseason No. 1 Texas A&M (10-9; 0-3 SEC), Mississippi State (13-7; 0-3 SEC) and UC Santa Barbara (15-4; 4-2 Big West)—fell out of the Top 25. 

 

5. Texas

Previous ranking: No. 9
Last week: 4-0
Overall: 17-1, 3-0 in SEC (4-0 vs. Top 25)
Weekend record: 5-0

Results

March 11: UT Arlington; W 7-4
March 14: @ No. 22 Mississippi State; W 8-7
March 15: @ No. 22 Mississippi State; W 5-3
March 16: @ No. 22 Mississippi State; W 4-1

Upcoming

March 18: UTSA
March 21: No. 2 LSU
March 22: No. 2 LSU
March 23: No. 2 LSU

Texas has won 17 consecutive games following a midweek win over UT-Arlington and a weekend sweep at then-No. 22 Mississippi State in its first-ever SEC series. Catcher Rylan Galvan homered three times and drove in four over the weekend and righty Max Grubbs earned his fourth save of the year on Sunday with 3.1 scoreless innings. Texas head coach Jim Schlossnagle has brought with him a great deal of early success in his first season in Arlington*, though the group’s momentum will be tested this week with a midweek matchup against a solid UTSA team and weekend series at home against No. 2 LSU.

 

*I did not know the flagship UT had moved to Arlington. 

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22 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Cant tell if aggy or not

 

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Is the Landcruiser the official vehicle of red ass aggy?  Douchebag neighbor drives one with custom plates on it, too, and the shitbucket is basically rotting on the curb after he got a new one.

23 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Cant tell if aggy or not

 

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Hits close to home. I think I saw the aggy Alpha Wolf in Houston last week. It was a jacked up Hennessy modified Ford Raptor with two pieces of flair, plus a vanity license plate that read I8B3VO. Truck wasn't maroon though, so maybe just a 2 percenter Alpha Wolf?

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I'm really enjoying being in the same conference again with those miserable goofy bastards.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I'm really enjoying being in the same conference again with those miserable goofy bastards.

Yeah but what has the SEC done for Aggy?

I mean they just let Texas play in the SEC Title Game...and get to the Final Four again...and go out of their way to make Texas the best program in the state.  Allowed them to steal their baseball coach coming off their best season ever...and even let them win not 1, but TWO basketball games.

Honestly the SEC owes Aggy and apology IMO.  How dare they not think of the pooooor Ags in all this.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I'm really enjoying being in the same conference again with those miserable goofy bastards.

Honestly, I had forgotten how fun it is to watch them suffer in our shadow.  Being in different conferences robbed me of that basic right.

17 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah but what has the SEC done for Aggy?

I mean they just let Texas play in the SEC Title Game...and get to the Final Four again...and go out of their way to make Texas the best program in the state.  Allowed them to steal their baseball coach coming off their best season ever...and even let them win not 1, but TWO basketball games.

Honestly the SEC owes Aggy and apology IMO.  How dare they not think of the pooooor Ags in all this.

I feel like an internet survey should be done here to help aggy “win” something. 
Maybe a poll for which fanbase writes the best visiting team fan-fiction about their stadium experience 

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Yeah but what has the SEC done for Aggy?

I mean they just let Texas play in the SEC Title Game...and get to the Final Four again...and go out of their way to make Texas the best program in the state.  Allowed them to steal their baseball coach coming off their best season ever...and even let them win not 1, but TWO basketball games.

Honestly the SEC owes Aggy and apology IMO.  How dare they not think of the pooooor Ags in all this.

Stoopid 'sip

A&M had the #1 recruiting class in the nation recently - 2022. That doesn't happen without an SEC patch

TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT* - Page 2 - 2021 Season - Surly Horns

Ranked preseason #1 in baseball and now dropped out of Top 25.  Pack of losers.

Wow, Pancho.  I don't know how to interpret that.  Is it them admitting BAS, little brother, or more in defeat? Do they now claim some high road on losing, again? So, they really aren't trying now? I guess we are a "jock" school that has top 20 or better in almost every degree we teach, rather than a diploma mill.  Maybe it's accepting reality.  

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ThePlaymaker seems to have forgotten about the sordid history of his school’s blatant cheating that resulted in a near death penalty, TV bans, bowl bans, and a top ten place in worst NCAA sanctioned athletic programs.

 

43 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Wow, Pancho.  I don't know how to interpret that.  Is it them admitting BAS, little brother, or more in defeat? Do they now claim some high road on losing, again? So, they really aren't trying now? I guess we are a "jock" school that has top 20 or better in almost every degree we teach, rather than a diploma mill.  Maybe it's accepting reality.  

Don't be silly, it's just this. Same as it ever was. 

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23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

ThePlaymaker seems to have forgotten about the sordid history of his school’s blatant cheating that resulted in a near death penalty, TV bans, bowl bans, and a top ten place in worst NCAA sanctioned athletic programs.

 

 

Wichita St still on the top of that list?

 

I must have missed when SWAT teams started arming themselves with swords

Maybe they’re out looking for SMu cheerleaders.
22 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Leon O’Neil Jr will MC during the unveiling. 

I hope they’re planning to have the ceremony next year. And that Leon’s already on his way. 

Poor aggy. Will never be able to claim a championship in log stacking. 

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Hell, he had a point. He even tried to set the edge on that one play, and it didn’t help. 
 

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