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8 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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“Cucks”.

Well, if the Italian shoe fits…

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3 hours ago, TxEx84 said:

Friday games suck

Not that weekend. Thanksgiving day goes of as normal and I'm free Saturday to watch all the rivalry week matchups on tv.

45 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Not that weekend. Thanksgiving day goes of as normal and I'm free Saturday to watch all the rivalry week matchups on tv.

Exactly. Friday beats the hell out of Thanksgiving. 

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On 4/27/2025 at 10:40 PM, UTEE97 said:

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Just here to say I just saw Case McCoy at Butler Pitch and Putt and that man is a hero who broke aggy

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37 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Which one is Japorky?

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It's great they could all take time off from their busy NFL training schedules to get back in class.

39 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Which one is Japorky?

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Dang Javorski lost some weight! Good for him 

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51 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Which one is Japorky?

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Good on all of them, finished what the started. 

Honorary degrees?, as that’s the 20+ year plan.  Did they actually put a button in a seat for a class for this special recognition and degree plan?  Some of those, it’d been 20+ years since being on campus originally.

Hook’em!!!

On 5/4/2025 at 7:33 AM, DFW Horn said:

aggy law is based in downtown Ft. Worth now. They purchased Texas Wesleyan, which was the lowest rated law school in Texas.

Still crazy I saw some Texas Wesleyan grads in the area who aggy-ed it up almost instantly overnight when TAMU acquired them.  They plastered all over their website they were aggy grads while having gone to TW a decade before the acquisition.

Love that we're back to Friday

I had literally made hotel reservations for Friday and Saturday 2 days prior. Went back and changed to Friday only which was cheaper than for Saturday so got lucky considering 

18 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Which one is Japorky?

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What for, the local cops are conducting a lineup of suspects?

Walking the stage will be the most cardio jorvorskie has gotten in 20 years

On 5/8/2025 at 3:28 PM, South Austin said:

Graham already has us losing this game by three touchdowns.

aggys offense actually scores this year?!

Apropos of nothing, I can think of about half a dozen people I know, off the top of my head, who went to A&M.

Two are successful lawyers (who studied law at UT). Another rose to take over as head of a small private school that is subsequently circling the drain. One got a UT engineering degree and is a successful engineer. Two helpfully and humbly assist me in the OR but are not in my employ. As far as I know, I don't employ any Aggies. Humorously enough, the top undergraduate destination for kids from the dying school: A&M.

This concludes my random A&M-related thought of the evening. CSB, but not really, I know.

7 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Apropos of nothing, I can think of about half a dozen people I know, off the top of my head, who went to A&M.

Two are successful lawyers (who studied law at UT). Another rose to take over as head of a small private school that is subsequently circling the drain. One got a UT engineering degree and is a successful engineer. Two helpfully and humbly assist me in the OR but are not in my employ. As far as I know, I don't employ any Aggies. Humorously enough, the top undergraduate destination for kids from the dying school: A&M.

This concludes my random A&M-related thought of the evening. CSB, but not really, I know.

What a letdown it must be to pay private high school tuition to have your kid end up at aggy, alongside kids that had the brainpower to pull a 3.0 at Blinndergarten after graduating high school in the bottom half of their class. Whoop!

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I know it’s baseball. But aggy just gave Mizzou their first two SEC wins, and their first series win of their season.

22 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

I know it’s baseball. But aggy just gave Mizzou their first two SEC wins, and their first series win of their season.

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3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

I know it’s baseball. But aggy just gave Mizzou their first two SEC wins, and their first series win of their season.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

I know it’s baseball. But aggy just gave Mizzou their first two SEC wins, and their first series win of their season.

Blew a 6-3 lead after 6 on Friday to lose 9-6

Edit it was 6-1 after 3

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53 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

  

 

 

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Well .. that takes the sting off the Florida series.. As always... suck it farmers and get bent.

aggy was just a victim of the dreaded momentum. From TexAgs:

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in Mizzou's prior series vs. Georgia...

the Tigers were swept by scores of 9-2, 5-2, and 4-2

they were getting more competitive...playing closer games
 

 

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33 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Talking to you is like clapping with one hand. 

The idiot convention

13 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

The entire aggy baseball team is on the take...

Their entire school is on the take. 

On 5/9/2025 at 9:25 AM, PvilleStang said:

Still crazy I saw some Texas Wesleyan grads in the area who aggy-ed it up almost instantly overnight when TAMU acquired them.  They plastered all over their website they were aggy grads while having gone to TW a decade before the acquisition.

Lol, wouldn't you

11 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Lol, wouldn't you

Fuck no. What kind of asinine statement is that, lulz. There is nothing on this planet that could make me be proud of an association with those dipshits. Jesus christ. 

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Fuck no. What kind of asinine statement is that, lulz. There is nothing on this planet that could make me be proud of an association with those dipshits. Jesus christ. 

Over Texas Wesleyan?  But i get your point

43 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Over Texas Wesleyan?  But i get your point

I had a Texas Wesleyan lawyer working for me when TAMU bought out the law school.  She wanted nothing to do with anything related to TAMU.  She still lists Texas Wesleyan on her LinkedIn (just checked).  

It's like SWTSU alumni changing their resume to Texas State.  I know a few SWTSU alumni who are proud of the old name, and refuse to associate with TxState.

It's really not hard to put "Bachelor's of Art in Basketweaving -- University of Morons (now Texas School for the Dim)" on your resume.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's really not hard to put "Bachelor's of Art in Basketweaving -- University of Morons (now Texas School for the Dim)" on your resume.

are we talking about aggy, or TxState here?

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

I had a Texas Wesleyan lawyer working for me when TAMU bought out the law school.  She wanted nothing to do with anything related to TAMU.  She still lists Texas Wesleyan on her LinkedIn (just checked).  

I have a family member that is the same. I fuck with him all the time reminding him that he is an aggy now.

20 minutes ago, HuttNuts said:

I have a family member that is the same. I fuck with him all the time reminding him that he is an aggy now.

Retroactively branded for life. That's harsh.

30 minutes ago, nnm said:

I had a Texas Wesleyan lawyer working for me when TAMU bought out the law school.  She wanted nothing to do with anything related to TAMU.  She still lists Texas Wesleyan on her LinkedIn (just checked).  

I know exactly 5 people that went to Easy T.  None are changing their diploma to aggy-commerce. 

35 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

It's like SWTSU alumni changing their resume to Texas State.  I know a few SWTSU alumni who are proud of the old name, and refuse to associate with TxState.

To be fair, most of their clients at the strip club don't care where they claim to have gotten their nursing degree. 

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

It's like SWTSU alumni changing their resume to Texas State.  I know a few SWTSU alumni who are proud of the old name, and refuse to associate with TxState.

Mrs. Brat & Brat Jr. refuse to change theirs too.

 

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23 minutes ago, hornbri said:

 

 

 

Could have just said " aggyed it up" for each sport

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It's like SWTSU alumni changing their resume to Texas State.  I know a few SWTSU alumni who are proud of the old name, and refuse to associate with TxState.

Wife won’t take calls from TxState when they are trying to raise money. She graduated from SWTSU.
1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:


Wife won’t take calls from TxState when they are trying to raise money. She graduated from SWTSU.

The same with Texas A&I Grads.   Alumni donations tanked and never came back.  

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The same with Texas A&I Grads.   Alumni donations tanked and never came back.  

My dad got two bachelor's from UT, his master's at A&I and his PhD at aggy.  When A&I was changed to aggy Kingsville, they wrote and offered to send him a new diploma with the name of the school updated.  He sent back a letter telling them hell no.  This occurred after he got his aggy PhD.

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