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10 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Ah, yes.

aggy welcomes themselves to the SEC. Truly embarrassing if they had any pride. What is Bowtie up to these days?

Not really these days, but getting fired as Chancellor of Mizzou for creating a “toxic environment through threat, fear and intimidation," while mishandling campus racism events and implementing right-wing policies.

Also wrote this dogshit screed.  The 100-Year Decision: Texas A&m and the SEC

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11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Not really these days, but getting fired as Chancellor of Mizzou for creating a “toxic environment through threat, fear and intimidation," while mishandling campus racism events and implementing right-wing policies.

Also wrote this dogshit screed.  The 100-Year Decision: Texas A&m and the SEC

Let me guess - Bowtie takes all of the credit for moving aggy to the SEC? New York Times bestseller?

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Let me guess - Bowtie takes all of the credit for moving aggy to the SEC? New York Times bestseller?

Well, he was working behind the Big 12’s back (and Mike Sherman’s) for a couple of years to make the move and lying about us all the while. 

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6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Looks like he borrowed a shirt from grandad and granddad also tied the tie.

Well, the more important aspects are whether or not his mom has nice bolt-ons and if she thirst traps Austin suburbs. Aggie traditions both...

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This guy is on the rollercoaster:

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Texas A&M had another swing and miss on the recruiting front yesterday as five-star edge defender Tank Jones ended up committing to Oregon over A&M and Alabama. The Aggies were considered to have been in the driver's seat for the last little bit of the recruitment, but the Ducks came in strong at the end to steal Jones away.

This bears an eerie resemblance to the way things happened with Lamar Brown less than one month ago. After Brown's official visit to College Station, the optimism was flowing, and Aggie fans were convinced they'd be bringing in the five-star defensive tackle. However, Brown committed to LSU, leaving A&M fans high and dry.


This isn't to discount the many recruiting wins that the Aggies have had over the past month or so— pulling in Bryce Perry-Wright, Brandon Arrington, Tristian Givens, KJ Edwards, and others have been massive wins. But when you go from dreams of the top overall class to trying to figure out what's next, it's a big time disappointment.

Where does Texas A&M football turn after missing on Lamar Brown and Tank Jones?
There are a few things to keep in mind here. First of all, even though the Aggies missed on these two prospects, they still have a top-3 class in the nation— and that's not an empty number by any means. They have addressed needs quite well in this class, and if they simply sign the guys they currently have committed, it will be a real testament to Elko and this staff's recruiting ability.


Secondly, the Aggies aren't going anywhere in any of these recruitment. NIL makes things tougher nowadays, but Texas A&M showed last cycle that they can stay in these big time recruitments and end up flipping players in the end. They did as much with both Lamont Rogers (a five-star, for what it's worth) and Jamarion Morrow in last class alone.

So nothing is over until it's over, even if things seem pretty bad right now. The Aggies will have a chance to sort things out on the field against LSU, obviously, though that will be a tough win to get.

Lamar Brown, Tristen Keys, Ethan "Boobie" Feaster, and Tank Jones are all players that the Ags will stay on until pen meets paper. If Texas A&M has the season that we're expecting as fans, their chances of a flip will go way up.

 

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3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Well, he was working behind the Big 12’s back (and Mike Sherman’s) for a couple of years to make the move and lying about us all the while. 

A&M being sneaky and secretive to leave the Big 12?  Smart, shrewd power play!

Texas and SEC officials leaving A&M out of the loop for Texas to join the SEC? Why those sneaky, low life sonsabitches, destroying the Big 12 and everything wrong with college football!

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On 7/30/2025 at 2:41 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

Winnie turned out alright….

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Danica McKeller is smart as fuck, too. She earned a bachelor of science degree in mathematics from UCLA and a Ph.D in mathematics from the University of Chicago.  

On 7/30/2025 at 9:46 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Dustin Long? Wasn't he in Dodgeball?

Off-topic, Justin Long is a really, really cool and nice guy. He's a friend of one of my best friends and we smoked weed together. Dude is just chill af. Legit funny as hell. 

That's all I've got. But if you meet him he's very approachable and very nice. 

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21 minutes ago, Matuka said:

A&M being sneaky and secretive to leave the Big 12?  Smart, shrewd power play!

Texas and SEC officials leaving A&M out of the loop for Texas to join the SEC? Why those sneaky, low life sonsabitches, destroying the Big 12 and everything wrong with college football!

now you're getting it, here's your white surrender towelette  

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15 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

All they need to do is move that short, fat fuck Taurean York to FS as their Ed Reed and they'll transform into the next 2013 Baltimore Ravens. 

Except, much like Slo'Neal, he won't be able to cover anyone in space

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17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Do the aggys know who this guy is? I feel like they’d be eating this shit up. I still can’t believe this dude is real. I swear it’s a horn fucking with those idiots. 

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2 minutes ago, Danimal said:

Does he have a preseason power rankings article out yet? I'm truly intrigued to read how he justifies putting something like Texas at #7 

7th in the SEC, probably 

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ChatGPT
 
You said:
Write a sports article about how Texas A&M football is similar to the NFL Patriots dynasty
 
ChatGPT said:

Title: "Gridiron Echoes: How Texas A&M Football Mirrors the Patriots Dynasty"

By [Your Name]
August 2, 2025


When college football meets the NFL in philosophical execution, structure, and relentless pursuit of dominance, you get a unique hybrid that draws attention. Texas A&M football is crafting a blueprint that strikingly mirrors the NFL’s most celebrated dynasty—the New England Patriots. While the stages are different—Saturday stadiums brimming with tradition versus the cold, calculating Sundays of Foxborough—their trajectories, culture, and methodologies are starting to align in unmistakable ways.

1. Culture of Discipline and Accountability

At the heart of the Patriots’ two-decade reign was a culture forged by Bill Belichick—no-nonsense, team-first, and built on discipline. Texas A&M’s current leadership has begun instilling a similar ethos. Since the overhaul of the coaching staff in 2024, Aggieland has seen a shift in mindset: attention to detail, film study obsession, and a “do your job” mentality reminiscent of Foxborough’s heyday.

Players and coaches alike now speak in measured, focused tones, echoing the Patriots’ stoic professionalism. Buzzwords like “execution,” “situational awareness,” and “mental toughness” dominate press conferences. It's not flashy—it’s effective.

2. Versatility Over Flash

The Patriots dynasty thrived on adaptability. One week they’d run the ball 40 times, the next they’d torch you with short-passing precision. Texas A&M’s offense under new OC Marcus Lewis has adopted that same week-to-week morphing identity. Whether deploying a power run game behind a mauling O-line or spreading the field with quick reads and mismatches, the Aggies don’t chase a style—they chase victories.

Defensively, it’s the same story. Like Belichick’s defenses, A&M prioritizes situational mastery and scheme diversity. Their hybrid fronts and pre-snap disguises have flustered even elite SEC quarterbacks, much like the Patriots flummoxed MVPs in the NFL.

3. “Next Man Up” Mentality

Injuries never derailed the Patriots—because preparation was universal. Texas A&M’s 2025 season has tested their depth early, yet the response has been classic Patriot: plug-and-play. From three-star freshmen stepping into starting roles to walk-ons making pivotal special teams plays, the Aggies are developing a roster-wide readiness that belies their youth.

The message is clear: talent matters, but preparation trumps all. Much like Belichick could win with undrafted rookies and journeymen, A&M’s ability to maximize overlooked players is redefining their depth chart.

4. Recruiting Like the Draft—With a Purpose

Rather than chasing stars blindly, A&M is now recruiting like an NFL team drafts: with intent. Fit, versatility, coachability—these traits are prioritized over rankings. The Aggies are finding their “Julian Edelmans” and “Mike Vrabels” in the high school ranks—players who may not be five-star phenoms but become invaluable system pieces.

It’s a strategic model that builds cohesion over time. Rather than stockpile talent with overlapping skill sets, A&M is building a complementary roster—each piece serving a distinct role, just as the Patriots built balanced, situationally dominant squads.

5. The Rise of a System Over Star Power

The Patriots dynasty was never about one player—even Tom Brady worked within the system. At A&M, the current resurgence isn’t driven by Heisman hype or NIL headlines—it’s the system itself that’s winning games. Quarterbacks aren’t asked to be superheroes; defensive stars are rotated and kept fresh; special teams is treated as a strategic weapon.

Texas A&M’s brand of football may not be TikTok-worthy, but it's starting to yield the most important result: wins.


The Takeaway: The Dynasty Blueprint, Reimagined in College Station

While comparing a college program to a six-time Super Bowl-winning NFL franchise may seem like a stretch, the philosophical throughlines are undeniable. Texas A&M is not trying to become a college version of the Patriots—they’re evolving into something of their own, drawing lessons from one of football’s most dominant blueprints.

If this trajectory continues, the Aggies won’t just be an SEC contender—they’ll be a model of sustained excellence, a modern-day dynasty in the making. And somewhere in Foxborough, you can imagine Belichick cracking a rare smile—just a little one.


For more college football analysis, follow [Your Name] on X @YourHandle.

 
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On 8/1/2025 at 5:27 PM, Beau Vine said:

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That's the least pudgy, annoyingly punchable-face looking photo of Smart I can recall seeing. Probably an assistant coach falsely labeled as Smart.

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

That's the least pudgy, annoyingly punchable-face looking photo of Smart I can recall seeing. Probably an assistant coach falsely labeled as Smart.

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🚨ARREST UPDATE: More details re:  Dalton Brooks, a football player for Texas A&M University, and his hit-and-run arrest by College Station police. 

The incident happened on the night of Wednesday, June 25. Police say Brooks was driving a U-Haul box truck and collided with another vehicle in the intersection of Harvey Road at Highway 6. 

The report says Brooks told police he briefly stopped after the crash, looked in the mirror, saw the driver of the other vehicle wasn't seriously hurt, and then "proceeded to panic" and drove away. 

Witnesses followed Brooks and called 911, and stayed behind the U-Haul until police arrived and stopped it. Brooks said he was trying to return the U-Haul to the business. 

The report says there was significant damage to the U-Haul truck, including the driver's side headlight removed and hanging by wires and the bumper was dented, and both the front driver and passener airbag was deployed. 

The car he allegedly hit also had significant damage. The vehicle was declared a total loss with the cost being $19,191, said the report.

Police said nearby cameras captured the crash on camera, and it shows Brooks leaving the scene of the wreck after it happened.

Brooks is expected to be a key contributor in the Aggies' secondary this season after playing in all 13 games while making eight starts as a sophomore in 2024, finishing second on the team with 59 tackles and ranking in the top five with 5.5 tackles for loss. He posted a career-high 10 tackles in the regular-season finale against Texas and recorded at least five stops in six different games. Brooks also had one interception.

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Oh, silly aggy.

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5 hours ago, Minute Bull said:

1 game suspension for a scrub non conference opponent incoming fro Brooks.  The Elk is going to wield the hammer, he runs a tight ship.

 

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