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This is so great.  They think this guy:

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Sounded smart on TV.

Elko sounded smart and competent on the broadcast last night
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To me it sounded like a very distinct and positive contrast to Jimbo, who came across like a glib used-car salesman. Elko sounds like a professional. Well thought-out CEO.

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Fatty fatty two-by-four. Can't get through the kitchen door.

Jesus. What a fucking lard-ass.

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This is so great.  They think this guy: Sounded smart on TV.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King...

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22 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Someone needs to photoshop looch as princess lay me bikini style

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you?

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Seriously, guys, I have to get to work so please, no more requests! I've got a garage full of Fleshlights that aren't gonna sell themselves!  

15 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

You can feed an orphanage with those hose bags. 
 

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2 hours ago, TOR said:

I believe they are talking about golf.  Their championship tourney (stroke play) is held in Brenham.

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Where the shit is this in Brenham?!  We would have definitely went and done this if I knew about it when I was doing some work over there.  

It's called Horseshoe Junction and is right behind the movie theater that's on the left side of 290 when you come in to Brenham from Austin.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Big tits and ugly as shit. Guess that's an east Texas 10.

Well duh. The hatchet-nose is a dead giveaway. DIY rhinoplasty is no bueno.

 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Big tits and ugly as shit. Guess that's an east Texas 10.

Aw, c’mon ‘Stache.   She’s not that ugly, although the deep plow nose is a little disturbing.  More like an aggy 9.5.  Why is an OSU Cowboy rating women, anyway?  Did you notice how hard the camera guys were working last night to put up acceptable fans?  Yes, OSU won that contest, too,  congrats,

31 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It's called Horseshoe Junction and is right behind the movie theater that's on the left side of 290 when you come in to Brenham from Austin.

The old drive-in theater?

“Starlight”

4 hours ago, NoName said:

i spent a few min doing a search to try and find it so i could make fun of him for wearing some trash brand but can't even find it for sale.

Hazarding a guess, it could be from that giant Aggie gear warehouse that's down the road from their stadium and not too far from the airport. We've attended the NCAA indoor championships (track) in past years, and that place had a lot of clearance items (from who knows how many years back) on tables so maybe he found a bargain right when he hit town after the big announcement.

 

11 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

The old drive-in theater?

“Starlight”

No the Austin side of Brenham.  That's the other end of town towards Houston.

Can A&M not afford to hire someone to dress/style Elko?  You're making a scheduled appearance/recruiting pitch on national TV and look like this? Ok. 

Elko looks like Bret Bielema in his last days at Arkansas. Fat, bloated and looking like he spent the winter on a bender inside a dead moose.

You want to look like Belichik? Bill didn’t take on his slovenly dress until after the third or fourth ring. Elko’s choice of mint green is a poor one, although maroon probably just makes him look like a monstrous rosacea breakout with shingles.
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I can't believe they had him talk for like 30 minutes. The announcing was an sec aggy slurp fest. Good thing I was drinking at a bar. Everyone around me kept yelling at him to shut the fuck up already. 

And as far as a comment above that he didn't "sound like" a typical aggy, I did catch him saying that they should be competing for national championships. Such a bullshit aggy response. They are in the same tier as OKST, KSU, Arkansas, etc., teams that can be really good from year to year, but it would take a TCU 2022 like perfect alignment of circumstances to ever be a realistic contender for a national title. Aside from the weirdness, their inflated sense of themselves is just so obnoxious. I was glad they left so we didn't have to deal with it every year. Then we got them in two bowl games in recent years. OSU has won 5 of the last 6 matchups, including the last. Fuck aggy. 

The reason for Elko’s slovenly appearance is because he’s very similar to Einstein. Einstein didn’t waste time with his wardrobe or appearance. Instead he focused on splitting the atom, which is similar to what The Elk is doing. Have you heard about The Elk’s unmatched organizational skills? They are far superior to even Einstein. That’s what Looch told me.

4 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

He's here to chew bubble gum and slay pussy and he's all out of bubble gum. 

 

So he's fixing to fuck his mom?

 

 

4 hours ago, TheRRKid said:

Was he having to massage the egos of the North Carolina high school coaches while at Duke, for example?

 

He'll be massaging something, guaranteed.

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

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4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Big tits and ugly as shit. Guess that's an east Texas 10.

Oh, please. She's not fashion-model hot, but she's plenty milfy attractive. 

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

Don’t hire aggy contractors.

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

So 41% are gone now. Thomas, Moss, White, and Taylor are all rumored to be serious exit risks. The aggies might want Taylor gone. Going to be a rough go. I think your 60% is probably low. One of the other issues that they're not examining is that the attrition is heavier at the top. They still have Moczulski, Scarlett, Kerr, Ohrstrom, Harris and Erb. I'm not sure that is good news if those are the vestiges of the class in 2025. Losing 8 of the top 14 is certainly not optimal. Whoop(s)!!

The leftovers still have a rating of 296.18 per 247 class calculator.

 

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3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

Just tell him how great aggy traditions are. That’s the only way to get the best work out of him.

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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No way that guy makes it to the end of his contract. Advantage aggy.

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional
he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim
when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle
any general advice?

Read the contract. Enforce the contract. Don’t sign crappy contracts.
2 hours ago, Scholz said:

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King...

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33 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

I'm certain @General Specific has some!  Lulz.

35 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

Squeeze your nut when talking to him. Whoop when he finishes a sentence. Ask him if he wants to go to a rally tonight. 

44 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

You have any livestock you don't like? Aggy tend to be coinslot operated. 

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54 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Holy shit, whiskey nose and everything.  

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Are you happy now, @Neonmoon?

Thanks to you, I lost this afternoon and I have THREE DAYS in 2023 to unload 152 Fleshlights to retain my position as the number one salesperson in the Central Texas district!

And please, DO NOT ASK ME TO CREATE a Mike Elko as Baron Harkonnen!!! I'M NOT DOING IT!!!

48 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

Buy one of these and tell him that if he doesn’t start flying right, it’s going in the port a potty

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2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Mike Elko as Baron Harkonnen

Perfect match with the 2021 Skarsgaard version.

1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

The reason for Elko’s slovenly appearance is because he’s very similar to Einstein. Einstein didn’t waste time with his wardrobe or appearance. Instead he focused on splitting the atom, which is similar to what The Elk is doing. Have you heard about The Elk’s unmatched organizational skills? They are far superior to even Einstein. That’s what Looch told me.

I’ve heard his attention to detail extends to player pregame meals. They have them precisely 45 minutes before kickoff.  Not 30.  Not one hour.  45 minutes.  It’s like he studied the best time for a pregame meals.  That plus no longer traveling on Thursday is worth at least two extra wins.  

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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This man is 46 years old.  I look every bit of my 53 years and I'm in the flower of my youth compared to this guy.

56 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

The leftovers still have a rating of 296.18 per 247 class calculator.

 

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And all those leftover 4 and 5 stars just lost to a BDF team that lost to Central Florida by 6 TDs.  They s'ppose to be SEC?

4 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

This man is 46 years old.  I look every bit of my 53 years and I'm in the flower of my youth compared to this guy.

Mainlining booze every day ages you quick.  I quit drinking a couple years ago.  I look younger than I did 5 years ago now.  

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

Kick his ass.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

Are you building an empty hall or a swimming pool? If so you’re in good hands

54 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

And please, DO NOT ASK ME TO CREATE a Mike Elko as Baron Harkonnen!!! I'M NOT DOING IT!!!

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44 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

This man is 46 years old.  I look every bit of my 53 years and I'm in the flower of my youth compared to this guy.

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43 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Are you building an empty hall or a swimming pool? If so you’re in good hands

That would be an empty HALL OF CHAMPIONS, right?

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48 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Are you building an empty hall or a swimming pool? If so you’re in good hands

 Stairs?

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Elko looks like Bret Bielema in his last days at Arkansas. Fat, bloated and looking like he spent the winter on a bender inside a dead moose.

You want to look like Belichik? Bill didn’t take on his slovenly dress until after the third or fourth ring. Elko’s choice of mint green is a poor one, although maroon probably just makes him look like a monstrous rosacea breakout with shingles.

The broadcast team told him to wear the green pullover. As a green screen, you know, to make him look slimmer for tv!

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