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8 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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Still the GOAT chin pube rube post

Clem is still in the hall of emptiness brah

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9 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

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"Look at all these happy little pubes. Here's a strong little pube right here, and maybe he has a friend."

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Elko best corch in college football take that stupid sips!
 

 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Did you actually watch the video? If so, what all was that idiot saying?

I honestly don't know how anyone can watch more than 30 seconds of that idiot. I've tried and I just can't do it. 

Best and latest up & coming grifter???

I made it to 1:20 before my pacemaker started shorting out.

who is that Caleb clown and who let him out of the State Hospital?

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Gotta admit, that is one hell of a pot-steamer.  If he judges talent like he judges buffets we're all fucked.

20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

my pacemaker started shorting out.

This would be terrible and one of the Sh@ggy doctors need to step in.  

wtf is up with my internet, those bastards

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Elko best corch in college football take that stupid sips!
 

 

Is that Caleb guy experiencing an earthquake?

3 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Is that Caleb guy experiencing an earthquake?

maybe you have to be unstable when you incessantly debate "would Josh Heupel been a better hire?"

7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

 

One of my gay friends liked to point out that lot of what straight guys do, especially concerning sports culture, is actually really gay. 

Leave it to Aggy to celebrate the most perverse, menacing, violently-straight culture, while being oblivious to the homoeroticism they actually promote, all while making gay people feel unwelcome on the campus.

The pretty boy cheerleaders.
The core and all it's gay overtones.

I could on and on.

Recently, we saw that violent, gay-hating culture express itself in a horrific, sexual assault attack. 

Seriously, what is wrong with those people? 

  

 

One of your “gay friends,” huh?  It’s ok. No one will judge you anymore. 

54 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggyland is burning 

 

 

The current operator is T.J. Klein, a 2006 Texas A&M University graduate. 

I guess I don't understand why Aggies let the Chickens build their own Bonfire?  

12-piece bucket?  

I guess the Dixie Chicken will have to modify their menu 

13 minutes ago, US183 said:

The current operator is T.J. Klein, a 2006 Texas A&M University graduate. 

I’m guessing he still hasn’t gotten over watching the Longhorns win the college football title his senior year.

13 hours ago, nnm said:

One of your “gay friends,” huh?  It’s ok. No one will judge you anymore. 

Why would you say that? I wasn't referring to me in any way, cause I'm not gay. Please take this down, you're totally wrong. Hahah, how you could even think that? That's really funny. Did you remove it yet?   

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggyland is burning 

 

Has aggy blamed the Longhorn Network or the  'sips who run the Texas Legislature?   

4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

That's cute. I wonder if it's that 12th Man Lager from Karbach. If so, they better roll out the .500 Program Stout and Little Brother IPA

not gonna lie.  am intrigued with the idea of an ass-to-mouth lager

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

not gonna lie.  am intrigued with the idea of an ass-to-mouth lager

It's not just an idea. It's real 

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18 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Wow, they actually put a rainbow longhorn on a Bud light just to show the lib sips.  What a burn.

33 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

I suppose this is what you do when you look at, you know, the actual rosters of the teams who will be playing in 305 days and you don’t like what you see.

Well, not what you do; what they do.

33 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Corp turds 1946. At least they got the Texas flag right 

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unlike these dorks 

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How do civilians salute the American flag? Can anyone start by explaining that first piece of action?

"Corps scholarships carry no military obligation, and are awarded based on both merit and need."   https://corps.tamu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/FINAL23Brochure.pdf

Every single person in the "Aggy Corps of Cadets" is a civilian. Every single person. Their uniform is designed by a civilian for being worn by civilians, not by a military personal.

And yes, I can by on for a loong time talking about that "Aggy Corps of Cadets." A loooong time.

 

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31 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Wow, they actually put a rainbow longhorn on a Bud light just to show the lib sips.  What a burn.

It's going to be tough for them to watch aggy suffer a beatdown by the gays in Kyle Field on November 30.  What will tell their children?

Manly A&M vs Queer Texas. As usual, bet on the queers. 

A&M: Still holding on to the idea that calling somebody gay is an insult and assertion of your own extraordinary heterosexuality.

It's 2024 and they still think calling someone "gay" as an intended insult is:

1) a burn

2) acceptable

6 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

It's 2024 and they still think calling someone "gay" as an intended insult is:

1) a burn

2) acceptable

F'ing troglodytes

Aggie is proof that counting sheep can't make you sleepy, but it can get you Woke.  

 

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggyland is burning 

Liucci was right, there is something cooking in aggyland

Liucci was right, there is something cooking in aggyland

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

It's not just an idea. It's real 

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Karbach is dead to me since they sold out to InBev.  

This beer is just a rebranded BudLight.

3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Wow, they actually put a rainbow longhorn on a Bud light just to show the lib sips.  What a burn.

Last I checked, the saying is "Steers and queers" and aggy is not the school with the steer mascot. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Corp turds 1946. At least they got the Texas flag right 

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1946, eh? From the faces, it looks like 90% of those men are 2%ers who just arrived in Collieville on the GI Bill after they beat Hitler and Tojo and still wanted to commiserate in uniform. Those aren't boys fresh off the farm. Probably the last time the Aggy Corpse wasn't a cosplay joke.

59 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

This beer is just a rebranded BudLight.

Nope. Bud light has rainbow emblems. Some dumb fucking aggy Twitter post said so. 

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54 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Nope. Bud light has rainbow emblems. Some dumb fucking aggy Twitter post said so. 

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It's not just an idea. It's real 
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Wonder how many jizz jars per batch in that swill..

That's not foam.

I did have a Pinstripe Pils at Stan's back in August because my MFY super fan friend insisted on it.  I would draw the line at aggy beer and the only OU beer I would drinks is Oklahoma Suks by Independence

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4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I did have a Pinstripe Pils at Stan's back in August because my MFY super fan friend insisted on it.  I would draw the line at aggy beer and the only OU beer I would drinks is Oklahoma Suks by Independence

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Are you Andre the Giant?

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