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On 1/19/2022 at 10:59 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy half-time entertainment:

 

 

I don’t get it. My dad has that shirt and wears it all the time. Are you implying my dad might be lame?

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Nice to see we still live in their heads rent free. I believe this was taken in 2012 when both of them left with a middle finger to the Big 12. Dorks…

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy fans listening to their last national title win

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Fixed

 

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On 1/19/2022 at 11:13 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

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The craziest plot twist is that these studs had to pay for sex.

On 1/19/2022 at 10:59 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy half-time entertainment:

 

 

only way this possibly works is if one of those yokels unleashes some "stand by me" level projectile vomiting in the middle of the song.

38 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don’t get it. My dad has that shirt and wears it all the time. Are you implying my dad might be lame?

Uh…it’s not the shirt!

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy fans listening to their last national title win

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To put that into perspective, that was 5 years before I was born.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Nice to see we still live in their heads rent free. I believe this was taken in 2012 when both of them left with a middle finger to the Big 12. Dorks…

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These brave men and women in the above picture sure remind me of these brave men/women below:

 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy fans listening to their last national title win

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And a Twenty-three skidoo!

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1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

What are those perverts doing to Reveille now?

Well, they said they were only taking her temperature. Over and over and over and over...

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And a Twenty-three skidoo!

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Mmmmmmmm...Cyd Charisse.  Another example of Texas-bred finery, and she was one of the finest.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Nice to see we still live in their heads rent free. I believe this was taken in 2012 when both of them left with a middle finger to the Big 12. Dorks…

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The few, the proud, the dorks

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Nice to see we still live in their heads rent free. I believe this was taken in 2012 when both of them left with a middle finger to the Big 12. Dorks…

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It always cracks me up when I see teams we aren't even playing throwing the horns down.  It's even funnier when it's teams from other conferences we aren't playing...

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"Tests"...is that what aggy calls it these days?

Guess why they have a small scoreboard for all the dogs that didnt pass.
6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy fans listening to their last national title win

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Texags tweeted a poll about aggy's next NC. Doesn't seem like it's working out the way they anticipated, lol. Almost 3500 likes (Texas votes), to 333 RTs (aggy votes). Oh, and there's gold in the comments, btw.

 

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5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Nice to see we still live in their heads rent free. I believe this was taken in 2012 when both of them left with a middle finger to the Big 12. Dorks…

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Do those people have a hole cut in their gloves so you can see their rings? Lulz. 

12 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Do those people have a hole cut in their gloves so you can see their rings? Lulz. 

Holy shit, they do!  Jesus.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all from those fucks…..

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Do those people have a hole cut in their gloves so you can see their rings? Lulz. 
Why yes, yes they do. Someone told me about this years back and I thought it was a joke...then saw it with mine own two eyes.[emoji85]
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They cut holes in things, it's what they do.

 

Texas A&M band : r/ViralTexas

 

 

There is a glory hole in the Humanities Building..... : r/UTK

7 hours ago, 'stache said:

I don’t get it. My dad has that shirt and wears it all the time. Are you implying my dad might be lame?

does he jump around like a bunch of Kansas City fagets?

This photo … tell me it’s real.  It’s fantastic but has a sort of Sgt Pepper’s feel to it, where all the heads are inserted collage-style.  I mean, none of the aggy fans appear to be connected to or interacting with each other.  What are the chances these three people with these three expressions (all variations on the theme of, “Oh, my gerrd”) all line up next to each other?  The math on this is complex.  The woman with the gum … perfect.  One thing is clear, whatever they’re looking at, it ain’t right.

 

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Found Beavis' mom.

 

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3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Just when you think you’ve seen it all from those fucks…..

With the escalation of military conflict between the US and the Russian military I feel the Commander in Chief has as no option other than to elevate the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets to active military status. 

Laugh as you may at those brave warriors, but they now are our last line of defense as a free people. 

 

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With the escalation of military conflict between the US and the Russian military I feel the Commander in Chief has as no option other than to elevate the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets to active military status. 
Laugh as you may at those brave warriors, but they now are our last line of defense as a free people. 
 
Who do we write to at the Pentagon to ensure they ALL get deployed to Ukraine?

I mean who can say they wouldn't love to see the Fightin' Texas Aggy corp go toe to toe with Spetsnaz?

3 hours ago, tejas60 said:

does he jump around like a bunch of Kansas City fagets?

Such a great scene but it'd never get past the PC Police today. Hell, it's probably a capital offense. 

4 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Just when you think you’ve seen it all

….along comes a Lambda, four feet tall….

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

With the escalation of military conflict between the US and the Russian military I feel the Commander in Chief has as no option other than to elevate the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets to active military status. 

Laugh as you may at those brave warriors, but they now are our last line of defense as a free people. 

 

Welp, we're fucked then

36 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

….along comes a Lambda, four feet tall….

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What circus act did this under-developed torso, Jerry’s Kid run away from?  I guess aggyland was it’s last option and most welcoming place.  

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Addazio...aggy new OL coach.

A veteran of over 25 years in college football, Addazio was most recently at Colorado State, serving as the head coach of the Rams for the last two seasons. In December, Addazio was fired after compiling a 4-12 record. He was previously the head coach at Temple (2011-12) and Boston College (2013-19).

 

On 1/19/2022 at 11:59 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Wow, check out all the diversity they've got going on

4 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

This photo … tell me it’s real.  It’s fantastic but has a sort of Sgt Pepper’s feel to it, where all the heads are inserted collage-style.  I mean, none of the aggy fans appear to be connected to or interacting with each other.  What are the chances these three people with these three expressions (all variations on the theme of, “Oh, my gerrd”) all line up next to each other?  The math on this is complex.  The woman with the gum … perfect.  One thing is clear, whatever they’re looking at, it ain’t right.

 

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Sadly yes, that’s real

One of my step brothers who is a 2%er went to A&M on a full ride academic scholarship. His freshman year his girlfriend at the time dragged him to a midnight yell. He thought it was the most dorky ass shit he’s ever been to and such a waste of time and never went back. Proud of that kid! 

 

7 hours ago, bluto said:

Addazio seems like a good get for OL, just on the surface

I recall Mack reportedly tried to get him from Florida before he took the Temple gig. He was highly thought of as an OL coach at the time. 

14 hours ago, tejas60 said:

does he jump around like a bunch of Kansas City fagets?

I fully expect an apology. Preferably during a Nick Castellanos AB.

14 hours ago, Deej said:

Found Beavis' mom.

 

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Either that or Carl Childers

18 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Do those people have a hole cut in their gloves so you can see their rings? Lulz. 

Oh

my

god

18 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Do those people have a hole cut in their gloves so you can see their rings? Lulz. 

Ho. Lee. Shit.

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Good eye on the gloves hole. Wow. Didnt know a ring was that important from a school that you are still attending to signal you graduated

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For the record, I am still offering $1 million to the first person who can figure out which home game in 1907 the aggy yell leader tradition originated. That offer has been out there for a few years now, and no one has claimed it yet.

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33 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

For the record, I am still offering $1 million to the first person who can figure out which home game in 1907 the aggy yell leader tradition originated. That offer has been out there for a few years now, and no one has claimed it yet.

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I’ll bite. Why?

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