Game Thread Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM

[t_eight 146]

The cable is not fixed.

[nineliveslost 2700]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Am I the only one that just noticed the UTSA short pants? What’s up with that?

[Pig Bellmont 8664]

Just awful to watch

[VinyVango 677]

Lowell on the upset narrative already … fucking muppet.


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[Mdhorn 5897]

Looked like that was going to be a wr screen.

[T-shirt Sip 2095]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

So this is where Card throws the Pick 6 and this whole board self immolates right?

[Wishbone 4729]

Fortunately the liquor store is open ‘til 9. I may have underestimated my inventory.

[Hermanator 6863]

Looks like it was a trap game

[Telegraph_it 3350]

If we go three and out I predict I turn this off. 

[AUS-97HORN 11644]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Nah some dumb shit would haven't and they would have scored 

I called that we were going to get a penalty called on us... then they false started. 

 

but these big 12 refs love to toss a 4th down flag on us to keep the drive going for them 

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

I still expect a win but it’s disheartening that our DLine and OLine aren’t impressive at all. 

[ButtFumble 5128]

if Texas does not score a TD here I am going to burn down some fucking casistas

[Mileslong 4709]

The UTSA kicker has set a record with the shortest pants in football history. Next week he comes out in a Speedo…

[MonkeyDoughnut 10098]

Gotta use our sweep speed to run outside more on 1st and 2nd 

[Duane Moore 5236]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Yep.  With Card starting this game has me worried.  Hopefully Bijan can take over.

That’s the one thing UTSA isn’t going to let happen

[Nueces River Rat 5521]

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Lowell needs a good fucking punch in the mouth. 

Lowell needs to fly rubber dog shit on cargo planes out of Hong Kong. 

[ButtFumble 5128]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Fortunately the liquor store is open ‘til 9. I may have underestimated my inventory.

my buddy Steve has to work late and wants you to pick up some cheap whisky for him...

[Loop 1604 227]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Am I the only one that just noticed the UTSA short pants? What’s up with that?

Adidas sucks

[6th Street 6329]

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

[TexArcher 37414]

Go get a touchdown or I punch a homeless person.

[LTtxfan 48823]

Good first drive by Traylor's Roadrunners... 

[Surly Bevo 24686]

Need to re-involve Sanders in the pass game.  

[GreenspointTexas 9545]

This game is gonna come down to Hudson cards arm

[C-Man 26930]

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

If he doesn’t wind up with 150+ we probably don’t win this game

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

Sad that we couldn’t do better for him and Rochon, team first players who deserved at least average OLs for their careers but didn’t get it

[UTEX_ME 4752]

Team looks dead 

[Dilligas 659]

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Just awful to watch

Fucking pitiful no matter how you slice it

[Mileslong 4709]

Go get a touchdown or I punch a homeless person.

And I’ll punch his dog…

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

lucky to escape down 3.  Need 2 or 3 bombs to Worthy to ease our minds. 

[AUS-97HORN 11644]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

they are keying on him to NOT beat us... just like bama last week. 

 

so of course we will keep running him straight up the middle. 

[Valmy77 13086]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I think Texas thought they could half-ass a W today. Now they know UTSA came to play and they need to turn it on. Good lesson for the team, should start rolling now.

If they think that they must be suffering from some kind of mental illness. Texas hasn't been good enough to halfass wins in a decade.

I don't think that's it. UTSA came out all fired up. We'll get them. They can't keep this up.

[dcbc 14367]

Is this the line for the ledge?

[ztejas 43190]

Nice toss HC. 

[millhouse 2585]

8-25 yard passes is going to be the range we need to stick with

[Nicole44 22016]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Team looks dead 

No reason for that. I thought a switch was flipped and all that shit. We should be fired up.

[Loop 1604 227]

Worthy baby!!

Edited September 18, 2022 by Loop 1604

[Nueces River Rat 5521]

Did somebody stock up on tampons and maxi pads?  Just in case

[THUJONE 4550]

Sark no longer just calling random plays on his sheet.

[Surly Bevo 24686]

LOL ok Sanders looked lost there

[UTEX_ME 4752]

Lol no let downs what?

[Firemans4Horn 17773]

How many run blocks can our oline miss immediately after the ball is snapped?

[Duane Moore 5236]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I think Texas thought they could half-ass a W today. Now they know UTSA came to play and they need to turn it on. Good lesson for the team, should start rolling now.

I was told this team was different. That we were being pussies for worrying about a let down against a scrappy UTSA team. We heard this team wanted to make a statement. 
 

We shall see. 

[Dahobbs 17407]

If bijan could get the ball without getting hit in the backfield...

[Gidnik 3249]

is it too much to ask for bijan to be able to get to the LOS before he has to start making moves?

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

We really don’t deserve Bijan. Great kid, deserves to be in NY every year but our line can’t do shit for him 

[Nicole44 22016]

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Did somebody stock up on tampons and maxi pads?  Just in case

You leave King Charles III alone man he just lost his mum.

Edited September 18, 2022 by Nicole44

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

He’ll be talked about for many years as a great Longhorn. You’ll always be a piece of shit.

[MillerEP 30311]

Guy was lined up deeper than our center

[Wishbone 4729]

Just now, dcbc said:

Is this the line for the ledge?

Closertojumping?

[Celery Man 20832]

nm everything is fine

Edited September 18, 2022 by Celery Man