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Posted
23 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

According to my uncle, Frank tended to "raise a glass" to the wild bunch when they hollered at him.

 

As for colorful lawyer, Percy Foreman is the only man I have ever heard of that got a man "Pete Thomas Scamardo" off of a murder rap because the jury believed Sam Dagillia deserved killing.

"The verdict in Pete Scamardo's trial was practically unprecedented. Jurors had no trouble believing he was responsible for the Degelia killing but let him off scot-free with seven years probation."

 

He initially got Woody Harrellson's dad off in the same trial with a hung jury, but his star witness fled the country before the retrial.

Sam Degilia (of this generation) is the baseball coach at Bowie HS

Posted
1 hour ago, blacklab said:

all right, went over to random.org and had it randomly order the last page off off topic post numbers and got this

Random Sequence Generator
Here is your sequence:

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Timestamp: 2025-08-20 19:52:41 UTC

Congrats to Cartman RomaVicta Scholtz winning today's off topic lottery. Tune in tomorrow if the off topic shit continues

Thank you for your continued hard work and dedication to ensuring SurlyHorns is the best UT fan site on the World Wide Web. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, kegman said:

This is not quite on the same level, but I am about to start day three of an open plea where the phrase "pocket pussy" has been used more times than I ever thought would happen in court room. Just for clarification, I am the lawyer not the defendant.

That’s pretty good. I have one coming up in which a 24” dildo is the weapon used in an assault.

 

3 hours ago, Baldwin said:

God fucking damnit, I didn't this site for fucking lawyer and weather talk.

Don’t shoot, Alec!

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Posted
On 8/19/2025 at 10:53 AM, TexasRenegade said:

Eltife is good but he's no Frank Erwin.  We can talk when he starts driving around campus in a burn orange caddy.

 

"Get those long haired dirty nothings out of there!"

And drunker than Cooter Brown!

Posted
2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Sam Degilia (of this generation) is the baseball coach at Bowie HS

Well Pete Thomas Scamardo's son Mark owns a farming empire in the brazos bottom and a fancy high priced farmers market in College Station.  Not sure if his dad's heroine and gun running money had anything to do with that or not.

Posted

I believe the staff has said they want another LB. Hill and Moore being gone after this year is going to leave that room pretty thin. You'll have Lefau and Ty'Anthony Smith, and Bo Barnes as a sophomore and that's about it before freshman arrive.

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Posted

Recruiting related:

OTF's (Texas High School Football) Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST) - Gerry

Spoiler

OTF Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST)

 

Gerry Hamilton

By Gerry Hamilton

  • 1 hour ago
 

OTF Super Team 2025

The high school season is almost here with scrimmages getting underway today around the state. That means some new names in 2027 will become household names for recruiting fans around the state, and 2026 commitments to various schools will put together standout seasons. 

OnTexasFootball is going to wet the appetite with a first ... the OTF Super Team for the 2025 season. We aren't just going to have seniors, however. This will be a combined senior and junior Super Team entering the season. 

Here is OTF's first edition:

Quarterback ...
Kavian Bryant
, Palestine/Westwood - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Running back ...
K.J. Edwards
, Carthage/High - 2026
5-9.5, 198
Commitment:
Texas A&M

Javian Osborne, Forney/High - 2026
5-9, 195
Commitment:
Notre Dame

Wide receiver ...
Jalen Lott
, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
6-0, 175
Commitment:
 Oregon

Alvin Mosley, Rosharon/Crawford - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Tight end ...
Jaivion Martin
, Willis/High - 2026
Commitment: Arkansas

Offensive line ...
John Turntine III
, OT, Fort Worth/North Crowley - 2026
6-3.75, 275
Commitment: Texas

Ishmael Camara, OT, Gilmer/High - 2027 
6-5.5, 320
Commitment: None

Kennedy Brown, OT, Kingwood/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Brian Swanson, OT/IOL, Dallas/South Oak Cliff - 2027
6-5, 300
Commitment: None

Peyton Miller, C/IOL, Anna/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Defensive line ...
Jameion Winfield
, Richardson/High - 2026
6-4, 305
Commitment:
 USC

K'Adrian Redmond, DeSoto/High - 2027
6-3, 310
Commitment: None

EDGE ...
KJ Ford
, Duncanville/High - 2026
6-3, 240
Commitment: Florida

Jamarion Carlton, Temple/High - 2026
6-5, 265
Commitment: Baylor

Linebacker ...
Cooper Witten
, Argyle/Liberty Christian - 2027
6-2, 215
Commitment: None

Kosi Okpala, Houston/Mayde Creek - 2026
6-2, 219
Commitment:
Texas

Defensive back ...
Donovan Webb
, S, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
5-11.5, 180
Commitment: Texas Tech

JayQuan Snell, S, Waxahachie/High - 2027
6-3, 200
Commitment: None

John Meredith III, CB, Euless/Trinity - 2027
6-2, 175
Commitment:
 None

Mikhail McCreary, CB, San Antonio/Johnson - 2027
6-1, 165
Commitment: None

Athlete ...
Jermaine Bishop Jr.
, WR/CB, Willis/High - 2026
5-11.5, 160
Commitment:
 Texas

 

Posted
35 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe the staff has said they want another LB. Hill and Moore being gone after this year is going to leave that room pretty thin. You'll have Lefau and Ty'Anthony Smith, and Bo Barnes as a sophomore and that's about it before freshman arrive.

I bet they go to the portal at LB again. Take another hybrid type (or two) if Spence leaves a year early since Moore also graduates. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Recruiting related:

OTF's (Texas High School Football) Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST) - Gerry

  Hide contents

OTF Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST)

 

Gerry Hamilton

By Gerry Hamilton

  • 1 hour ago
 

OTF Super Team 2025

The high school season is almost here with scrimmages getting underway today around the state. That means some new names in 2027 will become household names for recruiting fans around the state, and 2026 commitments to various schools will put together standout seasons. 

OnTexasFootball is going to wet the appetite with a first ... the OTF Super Team for the 2025 season. We aren't just going to have seniors, however. This will be a combined senior and junior Super Team entering the season. 

Here is OTF's first edition:

Quarterback ...
Kavian Bryant
, Palestine/Westwood - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Running back ...
K.J. Edwards
, Carthage/High - 2026
5-9.5, 198
Commitment:
Texas A&M

Javian Osborne, Forney/High - 2026
5-9, 195
Commitment:
Notre Dame

Wide receiver ...
Jalen Lott
, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
6-0, 175
Commitment:
 Oregon

Alvin Mosley, Rosharon/Crawford - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Tight end ...
Jaivion Martin
, Willis/High - 2026
Commitment: Arkansas

Offensive line ...
John Turntine III
, OT, Fort Worth/North Crowley - 2026
6-3.75, 275
Commitment: Texas

Ishmael Camara, OT, Gilmer/High - 2027 
6-5.5, 320
Commitment: None

Kennedy Brown, OT, Kingwood/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Brian Swanson, OT/IOL, Dallas/South Oak Cliff - 2027
6-5, 300
Commitment: None

Peyton Miller, C/IOL, Anna/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Defensive line ...
Jameion Winfield
, Richardson/High - 2026
6-4, 305
Commitment:
 USC

K'Adrian Redmond, DeSoto/High - 2027
6-3, 310
Commitment: None

EDGE ...
KJ Ford
, Duncanville/High - 2026
6-3, 240
Commitment: Florida

Jamarion Carlton, Temple/High - 2026
6-5, 265
Commitment: Baylor

Linebacker ...
Cooper Witten
, Argyle/Liberty Christian - 2027
6-2, 215
Commitment: None

Kosi Okpala, Houston/Mayde Creek - 2026
6-2, 219
Commitment:
Texas

Defensive back ...
Donovan Webb
, S, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
5-11.5, 180
Commitment: Texas Tech

JayQuan Snell, S, Waxahachie/High - 2027
6-3, 200
Commitment: None

John Meredith III, CB, Euless/Trinity - 2027
6-2, 175
Commitment:
 None

Mikhail McCreary, CB, San Antonio/Johnson - 2027
6-1, 165
Commitment: None

Athlete ...
Jermaine Bishop Jr.
, WR/CB, Willis/High - 2026
5-11.5, 160
Commitment:
 Texas

 

Pretty interesting that he's got Turntine and 4 juniors at OL.

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Posted
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe the staff has said they want another LB. Hill and Moore being gone after this year is going to leave that room pretty thin. You'll have Lefau and Ty'Anthony Smith, and Bo Barnes as a sophomore and that's about it before freshman arrive.

They'd been talking to Izayia Williams, but he's on his fifth commitment, so hopefully they've expanded their horizons

Posted
2 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Recruiting related:

OTF's (Texas High School Football) Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST) - Gerry

  Reveal hidden contents

OTF Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST)

 

Gerry Hamilton

By Gerry Hamilton

  • 1 hour ago
 

OTF Super Team 2025

The high school season is almost here with scrimmages getting underway today around the state. That means some new names in 2027 will become household names for recruiting fans around the state, and 2026 commitments to various schools will put together standout seasons. 

OnTexasFootball is going to wet the appetite with a first ... the OTF Super Team for the 2025 season. We aren't just going to have seniors, however. This will be a combined senior and junior Super Team entering the season. 

Here is OTF's first edition:

Quarterback ...
Kavian Bryant
, Palestine/Westwood - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Running back ...
K.J. Edwards
, Carthage/High - 2026
5-9.5, 198
Commitment:
Texas A&M

Javian Osborne, Forney/High - 2026
5-9, 195
Commitment:
Notre Dame

Wide receiver ...
Jalen Lott
, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
6-0, 175
Commitment:
 Oregon

Alvin Mosley, Rosharon/Crawford - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Tight end ...
Jaivion Martin
, Willis/High - 2026
Commitment: Arkansas

Offensive line ...
John Turntine III
, OT, Fort Worth/North Crowley - 2026
6-3.75, 275
Commitment: Texas

Ishmael Camara, OT, Gilmer/High - 2027 
6-5.5, 320
Commitment: None

Kennedy Brown, OT, Kingwood/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Brian Swanson, OT/IOL, Dallas/South Oak Cliff - 2027
6-5, 300
Commitment: None

Peyton Miller, C/IOL, Anna/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Defensive line ...
Jameion Winfield
, Richardson/High - 2026
6-4, 305
Commitment:
 USC

K'Adrian Redmond, DeSoto/High - 2027
6-3, 310
Commitment: None

EDGE ...
KJ Ford
, Duncanville/High - 2026
6-3, 240
Commitment: Florida

Jamarion Carlton, Temple/High - 2026
6-5, 265
Commitment: Baylor

Linebacker ...
Cooper Witten
, Argyle/Liberty Christian - 2027
6-2, 215
Commitment: None

Kosi Okpala, Houston/Mayde Creek - 2026
6-2, 219
Commitment:
Texas

Defensive back ...
Donovan Webb
, S, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
5-11.5, 180
Commitment: Texas Tech

JayQuan Snell, S, Waxahachie/High - 2027
6-3, 200
Commitment: None

John Meredith III, CB, Euless/Trinity - 2027
6-2, 175
Commitment:
 None

Mikhail McCreary, CB, San Antonio/Johnson - 2027
6-1, 165
Commitment: None

Athlete ...
Jermaine Bishop Jr.
, WR/CB, Willis/High - 2026
5-11.5, 160
Commitment:
 Texas

 

I would love to circle back on Winfield and sneak him in for a game day visit. Gerry was high on him when he moved in from Mississippi(?)

Posted
22 hours ago, blacklab said:

all right, went over to random.org and had it randomly order the last page off off topic post numbers and got this

Random Sequence Generator
Here is your sequence:

12070
12058
12090
12074
12055
12054
12080
12060
12087
12097
12066
12077
12089
12053
12069
12068
12075
12064
12081
12084
12072
12078
12051
12052
12057
12091
12088
12071
12056
12085
12093
12067
12063
12098
12092
12094
12100
12059
12061
12073
12099
12083
12095
12065
12082
12079
12096
12062
12076
12086
Timestamp: 2025-08-20 19:52:41 UTC

Congrats to Cartman RomaVicta Scholtz winning today's off topic lottery. Tune in tomorrow if the off topic shit continues

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Posted (edited)

Guess I should have probably posted this in the NIL thread, but somebody else can cross-post if it's helpful. I was too distracted by the shiny "Boulevard of Broken Bagmen" thread title.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46011014/college-football-texas-car-dealers

Late said that since he handed Ewers the keys to that black Corvette, he has signed 27 Texas players to NIL deals including some of the Longhorns' biggest stars like Roschon JohnsonJaylan FordT'Vondre SweatKelvin Banks Jr., Colin SimmonsAnthony Hill Jr., Matthew GoldenRyan WingoMalik Muhammad and DeAndre Moore Jr.

He gives the player a price range and asks them what they want, then looks to used car auctions if it's not a model he sells. That includes Ewers, who eventually decided the Corvette was giving him back issues.

He couldn't abide that with his QB1, so he asked Ewers what else he'd like. "How about a Porsche Cayenne GTS?" said Ewers. Done.

Edited by Hayduke
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Posted
4 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I feel like I’ve seen it before, but how do you add users to the ignore list?

pm immamac.  who do you want to put on ignore?  spill the tea!

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I feel like I’ve seen it before, but how do you add users to the ignore list?

If you hover your mouse over their profile picture, a little screen will pop up with some options including "ignore"

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Posted
1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

If you hover your mouse over their profile picture, a little screen will pop up with some options including "ignore"

Yeah, crap. Gotta get on my computer. No mouse hover on the iPad. Thanks for the help. 

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