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[The Original Greaser Bob 2672]

14 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I can't wait for him to not show up and reveal the arrest threat to be toothless

 

[High Plains Drifter 10915]

36 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

 

 

 

defense council slipped him a mickey in his morning diet coke to shut him up. 

 

 

[Foosters 17624]

7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I betcha a $20 donation to Burnt Ends that at least once in this trial, trump will no-show and get an after-the-fact exception or something else that that prevents him from getting frog marched into court

In your experience, what percentage of bench warrants are able to be resolved without an arrest? In my experience, I would say about 80% of the time a defendant later voluntarily comes into court, the BW is recalled. So, unless you're willing to give me some pretty good odds, I'm not touching that bet.

[Gatorubet 29391]

20 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

 

looks like Walter Brennan. But then, old Walt was a raging racist his entire life.

[RDCanecutter 25767]

55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

 

 

Those All-Caps All-Nighters don't come for free.

[Macanudo 12649]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Semi-related, sent you a PM re London.  If you have time to check them.

You asked her to get a pair of the Princess of Wales panties, didn't you.

[RomaVicta 29472]

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

looks like Walter Brennan. But then, old Walt was a raging racist his entire life.

He was pretty hard on Pepita.

[Fudge Nuggets 18825]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I hope he dies in a puddle of his own drool.

[dcbc 14179]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Maggie Haberman is on CNN and apparently tweeted that it appeared that Trump fell asleep at one point during this AM's proceedings.

Low energy.  Sad.  

 

Sleepy Don

[YGIFS 19443]

40 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

 

Ironically, he looks just Stumpy...the Jailkeeper in John Wayne's 'Rio Bravo.'  I wonder if Jimmy Wah's been asking for photographs of him.  

[safe sex 11545]

Lmao @Rimbo yes, I'm serious. There is no way he gets arrested the first time he doesn't show up. That's not how things work for our Our Donald

Edited April 15 by safe sex

[dcbc 14179]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

“Sleepy Donny. Sad!”

Beat me to it

[Pancho 41818]

Sleepy Don vs. Jacked Up Joe

 

I’m here for it

[GenXer 2470]

I submit “Drowsy Don”

[RDCanecutter 25767]

DROOLS LIKE A DOG. SAD.

[Gatorubet 29391]

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump supporters just don’t want to work anymore

“ Illegal aliens…animals really…. took our jobs as Trump supporters!!!”

[Bullneck 18617]

54 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

 

Damn, Captain Kangaroo shaved his moustache.

[Gatorubet 29391]

46 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

defense council slipped him a mickey in his morning diet coke to shut him up. 

Strap ‘ole Don in, give 'em a lil bit of vodka inna cherry Cola….we're goin to Antifa, Manhattan…
to the porn poon payoff….a POTUS criminal trial for the first time in…years?

[Brisketexan 103143]

30 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You asked her to get a pair of the Princess of Wales panties, didn't you.

.....the panties that your mother laid out for you?

[SydneyCarton 47092]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

 

 

Dont let Lobo see this. I'm not sure the rest of the board can handle the dozens upon dozens of posts a day he will make about the plan to exhaust Trump to death is working. 

[dcbc 14179]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

.....the panties that your mother laid out for you?

Let he who hasn't returned from foggy London town with a pair of "Mind the Gap" thong-panties for his wife cast the first stone.

Edited April 15 by dcbc

[YGIFS 19443]

I'm not saying it's "working", but it certainly isn't helping.  I mean, if that photo is real...he looks like a discarded muppet fucked Pa Danby from "support your local sheriff" and left it in the air fryer too long.

[tx 3 putt 74767]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

[Macanudo 12649]

2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Let he who hasn't returned from foggy London town with a pair of "Mind the Gap" thong-panties for his wife cast the first stone.

A real man buys the matching his and hers thong-panties set.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9096]

I submit “Drowsy Don”

Can't take credit for it, but Don Snoreleone on threads is quite choice.

[SaucyJack 3468]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[gernblansten 3113]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Slack jawed yokel just like me!

[GenXer 2470]

[HenryJames 64901]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

 

 

He’s anti-woke you stupid lib.

[RDCanecutter 25767]

18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Damn, Captain Kangaroo shaved his moustache.

Captain Kangaroo had chunks in his stool better than DJT.

[Bullneck 18617]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

He’s anti-woke you stupid lib.

That reminds me.  I haven't been to TexAgs in a while.  Let's see how the best and brightest of College Station are handling it.  

[4th&Five 41055]

 

[Bullneck 18617]

[locodos 5147]

14 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Let he who hasn't returned from foggy London town with a pair of "Mind the Gap" thong-panties for his wife cast the first stone.

Note to self...  new business idea...  Tube Lube

[Jiggy-Z 3419]

18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Damn, Captain Kangaroo shaved his moustache.

By all accounts, the "captain" was a devoted husband and father, solid citizen, and recipient of many awards, honors, honorary doctorates and inductions to various halls of fame (not the least of which was the clown hall of fame).  So basically nothing like dotard. But damn, that is one candy from a van looking son of a gun.

[Underdog 27966]

52 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You asked her to get a pair of the Princess of Wales panties, didn't you.

@PenelopeWitherspoon

 

[Underdog 27966]

Dozing Donny

 

[Jiggy-Z 3419]

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dozing Donny

 

Would also have accepted 

Drowsy Don

Dammit, should have looked closer above.

Edited April 15 by Jiggy-Z

[Jiggy-Z 3419]

Langorious bastard

[Rimbo 25212]

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Lmao @Rimbo yes, I'm serious. There is no way he gets arrested the first time he doesn't show up. That's not how things work for our Our Donald

No, it's the idea that this is somehow different from any other case that's silly. Like Donald alone is getting special treatment for this.

"Innocent until proven guilty" isn't just a witty catchphrase; it's a framework around which our legal system is built.

Unless you're black. Unfortunate oversight that needs correction, that.

[Rimbo 25212]

50 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Let he who hasn't returned from foggy London town with a pair of "Mind the Gap" thong-panties for his wife cast the first stone.

i would cast that motha', but instead I'm adding notes to my bucket list

[YGIFS 19443]

nmnm

Edited April 15 by YGIFS

[YGIFS 19443]

58 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Let he who hasn't returned from foggy London town with a pair of "Mind the Gap" thong-panties for his wife cast the first stone.

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  Wait, London Fog makes thong panties, in addition to raincoats now?  There's a moisture-proof joke in here for Melania watching Donald at trial.

   

Edited April 15 by YGIFS

[pacman 7212]

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

No, it's the idea that this is somehow different from any other case that's silly. Like Donald alone is getting special treatment for this.

"Innocent until proven guilty" isn't just a witty catchphrase; it's a framework around which our legal system is built.

Unless you're black. Unfortunate oversight that needs correction, that.

So why do so many accused have to be incarcerated from arrest through completion of their trial?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33693]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So why do so many accused have to be incarcerated from arrest through completion of their trial?

they can't afford bail?

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

they can't afford bail?

Right but why does anyone have to pay to be free before they are proven (well, found is more accurate) guilty if they are considered innocent until then?

[cactusflinthead 26791]

Don Snoreleone 

Ok, that's hilarious 

[Keef 717]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Right but why does anyone have to pay to be free before they are proven (well, found is more accurate) guilty if they are considered innocent until then?

You wanna let Timothy McVeigh or El Chapo walk out of prison because we haven't had the trial yet?  There are good arguments against the current bail system, but this isn't one of them.

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

1 minute ago, Keef said:

You wanna let Timothy McVeigh or El Chapo walk out of prison because we haven't had the trial yet?  There are good arguments against the current bail system, but this isn't one of them.

No, I guess my argument is with the validity of the phrase innocent until proven guilty.  Since some accused are treated as guilty beginning with the accusation.