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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It's going to be a carnival in Miami!

 

 



 

 

 

 

Who actually believes "blacks for trump" is a real thing?  I mean, come the fuck on.

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The “Blacks for Trump” group is being paid to do that. I thought that was pretty well known. 

Republican astroturfing? No way! 

Ah, so we're back to planting evidence. Sweet.

Also, "all his friends and family"? How does Dotard know all of Jack Smith's friends and family? Calling him a thug and a lunatic is probably a good idea.

They misspelled Bleks.

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5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Squirm, you evil shit.

Clinton socks? Sounds make up. We all know Willy used that chubby chicks blue dress as a cumrag, not socks.

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Whoa.

 

The more serious thing in this clip is that she wants to clean house of all the career law enforcement so they can install Trump/Facist loyalists, you know like they have in Russia.  People who don't toe the line suffer defenestration.

 

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Clinton socks? Sounds make up. We all know Willy used that chubby chicks blue dress as a cumrag, not socks.

I literally thought “What did the Clinton family cat do?”

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Clinton socks? Sounds make up. We all know Willy used that chubby chicks blue dress as a cumrag, not socks.

By jove, he's cracked it!

 

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Socks Clinton (c. 1989 – February 20, 2009) was the pet cat of the Clinton family, the first family of the United States from 1993 to 2001. As an adopted stray cat, he was the only pet of the Clintons during the early years of the administration, and his likeness hosted the children's version of the White House website.[1] After Clinton left office, Socks resided with former Clinton secretary Betty Currie and her husband, owing to continuing conflicts with the Clintons' dog Buddy.[2][3]

 

Hey, lawyers. How many times can Dotard talk shit about Jack Smith's friends and family before he gets in trouble for it? Or, should get in trouble. I would think that sort of thing is pretty frowned upon.

33 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Was there a Jews for Hitler in Germany?  That's about how smart the Blacks for Trump are. 

Mice for Cats. Chickens for Hawks. Ants for Ant Poison.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Mice for Cats. Chickens for Hawks. Ants for Ant Poison.

People with Faces for Leopards Eating Faces

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey, lawyers. How many times can Dotard talk shit about Jack Smith's friends and family before he gets in trouble for it? Or, should get in trouble. I would think that sort of thing is pretty frowned upon.

I think the pattern is that the judge will enter a gag order, he'll ignore it, the judge will admonish his lawyers, he'll attack the judge, he'll be fined and then SQUIRREL! and he'll move on to something else for a while.

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12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey, lawyers. How many times can Dotard talk shit about Jack Smith's friends and family before he gets in trouble for it? Or, should get in trouble. I would think that sort of thing is pretty frowned upon.

Conservatives crying about safety of justices after Dobbs are sure quiet about the explicit threats and calls for violence to the lead prosecutor and his family 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My corvette’s newer.

-rocko, probably

probably still has the price sticker on it. 

 

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26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey, lawyers. How many times can Dotard talk shit about Jack Smith's friends and family before he gets in trouble for it? Or, should get in trouble. I would think that sort of thing is pretty frowned upon.

I'm guessing nobody ever thought they'd have to pass a law about publicly alluding to a government official through social media in an indirect way to encourage terrorism and intimidation...by a former president of the United States.

I feel like he has the legal protection of a stalker who never trespasses. The cops can't doing anything (unless he's black) until an actual crime is committed. I guess we have to wait for a car bomb to blow up a family or some dickhead to spray a group of people smoking outside the Justice Department before action can even be considered.

Even then it seems like it criminal prosecution would be difficult. He knows that. 

Today, the judge should order him not to speak of any persons involved in this case in any public forum under penalty of being remanded. He won't be able to do it, and his anus-looking mouth will get his actual ass thrown in jail. Then let him drag out the trial process!

 

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Butter emails talk not going away. 

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5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

And The Cheesecake Factory menus also 

Like anyone could even lift that 137 page tome.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

And let's not forget the time the GOP manufactured evidence to gin up support for bombing a soverign nation into rubble so the VP's company could get rich rebuilding it all on an illegal no-bid government contract.  And only about 600k civilians were killed in the process.

All the but-her-emails bullshit comes from a bunch of people who look the other way for war criminals.  

You'd be ashamed of yourselves, if you weren't so god damned stupid.

oh for the love of God STAHP

there's other threads for that

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Shit I have meetings all afternoon. Damn. Well, I guess I'll have to quit.

You can join them outside the courthouse since none of these people seem to have any jobs lol

19 minutes ago, Blotto said:

probably still has the price sticker on it. 

 

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Chaps my ass that the auto industry got mileage estimates removed from car ads. I'm sure they're not this prominent on stickers like this either. 

Hello,

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Here's something you can dream about while you try to find a large enough space for your truck in a parking garage:

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Brought to you by the evil GOP and weak-as-shit Dems! You're grandchildren will be so happy for you that you got to own giant vehicles! 

ETA This is just a sample of another tangent we should not take!

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3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

You can join them outside the courthouse since none of these people seem to have any jobs lol

To be fair, none of us appear to either 

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Bird eatin’ day, huh?

Yummy birds that remain in the trees are proper fucked

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Chickens walking around a courthouse is a third world indicator. It has begun. Shanty towns and riots. We're now rural Guatemala. It was a good run. See you guys at the next Aztec mutilation ritual. 

That's actually amazing to see chickens in downtown Miami.  /csb I worked in that courthouse complex back when I clerked on the 11th Circuit.  Of course that particular building didn't exist at the time (I'm old).

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

The “Blacks for Trump” group is being paid to do that. I thought that was pretty well known. 

Guess I didn't.  Not sure if that makes it worse or better. 

I must confess that I am rather confused about doing this in Miami.

I suppose there's more law enforcement presence there, then again the more remote places are less likely to draw crowds.

If they're going to follow through on this and do the whole deal in Miami, then seems like they need to assign a Miami division judge.

We gonna see trump's fat ass in an orange prison jumpsuit? 

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Probably a bit early for that, huh

You seem like a very sharp lawyer.  But you're confused about why federal courthouses aren't typically placed in rural/remote areas?  Almost all of them exist in urban areas.   

The Southern District was selected as venue to diffuse issues of political implications, in part anyway.  In reality, he will begin to ferry himself between New York, D.C., SE Florida, and Georgia whilst he attempts the campaign trail with the fundraising trail, the debate trail, and the primary trail.  I am telling you all, we are going to witness the assassination of an obese 78 year old piece of human shit and nobody has to fire a round.  This is going to be absolutely magnificent and studied around the world for centuries.  

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I must confess that I am rather confused about doing this in Miami.

I suppose there's more law enforcement presence there, then again the more remote places are less likely to draw crowds.

If they're going to follow through on this and do the whole deal in Miami, then seems like they need to assign a Miami division judge.

I imagine the security at that complex is much stronger than in Fort Pierce or West Palm Beach.  If I were to guess that's why they chose do to it there.

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You seem like a very sharp lawyer.  But you're confused about why federal courthouses aren't typically placed in rural/remote areas?  Almost all of them exist in urban areas.   

If you're responding to TwiceHorn I think he's commenting on why they're doing the arraignment in Miami versus the divisional courthouse where the assigned judge is actually located.

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

You seem like a very sharp lawyer.  But you're confused about why federal courthouses aren't typically placed in rural/remote areas?  Almost all of them exist in urban areas.   

The Southern District was selected as venue to diffuse issues of political implications, in part anyway.  In reality, he will begin to ferry himself between New York, D.C., SE Florida, and Georgia whilst he attempts the campaign trail with the fundraising trail, the debate trail, and the primary trail.  I am telling you all, we are going to witness the assassination of an obese 78 year old piece of human shit and nobody has to fire a round.  This is going to be absolutely magnificent and studied around the world for centuries.  

I'm quite familiar with venue.

This case is technically venued in the West Palm Beach division, ~70 miles from Miami..  Cannon's home court house is Fort Pierce, which is ~50 miles from WPB and ~130 miles from Miami. It's all legal more or less anywhere in the Southern District, which also includes Key West.

But they have divisions and judge assignments to those divisions for reasons.

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You seem like a very sharp lawyer.  But you're confused about why federal courthouses aren't typically placed in rural/remote areas?  Almost all of them exist in urban areas.   

They are in county seats because seats are where assholes go. 

Makes sense.  Venue was selected for a number of purposes.  One of which is to get his supporters to open fire upon one another or be shot by law enforcement.  I gladly predict that over the course of his trials and primaries in the next 16 months, several dozen Trumpers will be killed.  And it all starts today.  

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

then again the more remote places are less likely to draw crowds.

Although West Palm Beach is a pretty sleepy town compared to Miami, the demographic makeup would suggest they'd probably draw as large or even larger crowds than in Miami.

Same for Fort Pierce although it's significantly smaller than WPB.

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I gladly predict that over the course of his trials and primaries in the next 16 months, several dozen Trumpers will be killed.  And it all starts today. 

Again, but a little slower please, if you don't mind. 

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Although West Palm Beach is a pretty sleepy town compared to Miami, the demographic makeup would suggest they'd probably draw as large or even larger crowds than in Miami.

Same for Fort Pierce although it's significantly smaller than WPB.

I defer to your knowledge of Florida, but Biden beat Trump bigger in PB county than in Dade, double vs single digits.  Pinche Cubanos.

Of course, if rurals are the problem I suppose WPB has greater exposure to rurals.

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30 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I must confess that I am rather confused about doing this in Miami.

I suppose there's more law enforcement presence there, then again the more remote places are less likely to draw crowds.

If they're going to follow through on this and do the whole deal in Miami, then seems like they need to assign a Miami division judge.

That's what the expert I paraphrased the other day was getting at.

Never mind. Twice was writing only about the arraignment.

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Again, but a little slower please, if you don't mind. 

a number of false flag ops have been called to the attention of Trump supporters.  They have been reliably led to believe that some of the other people they see near the courthouse today and in the ensuing trial dates are actually Antifa and BLM advocates.  All will be carrying.  It's complete bullshit but a significant number of them have bought into the conspiracy and will be itching to open fire.  And they'll only be murdering one another.  I think with such a heavy law enforcement presence, the plan may not go as robustly as hoped.  But still, some stupid people will be shooting other stupid people over the next several months.  Epic.  

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

a number of false flag ops have been called to the attention of Trump supporters.  They have been reliably led to believe that some of the other people they see near the courthouse today and in the ensuing trial dates are actually Antifa and BLM advocates.  All will be carrying.  It's complete bullshit but a significant number of them have bought into the conspiracy and will be itching to open fire.  And they'll only be murdering one another.  I think with such a heavy law enforcement presence, the plan may not go as robustly as hoped.  But still, some stupid people will be shooting other stupid people over the next several months.  Epic.  

So like the Waco Twin Peaks?

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

a number of false flag ops have been called to the attention of Trump supporters.  They have been reliably led to believe that some of the other people they see near the courthouse today and in the ensuing trial dates are actually Antifa and BLM advocates.  All will be carrying.  It's complete bullshit but a significant number of them have bought into the conspiracy and will be itching to open fire.  And they'll only be murdering one another.  I think with such a heavy law enforcement presence, the plan may not go as robustly as hoped.  But still, some stupid people will be shooting other stupid people over the next several months.  Epic.  

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