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12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The meeting was called by Trump’s lawyers to try and avert another indictment. There will be another one Smith will call when they hand it over. 

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8 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

They'll just whine on social media and make up bullshit but do nothing in the real world. 

I whine on social media and do nothing in the real world, so this hits kinda close to home.

42 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Jack Smith: "Ohhh, he did nothing wrong. Gotcha. How did I miss that? Case dismissed." 

I really can't wait for him to be gone from the earth forever. He changes my mood.
"I made a perfect visit to that liquor store and they put me in jail!"
"You robbed it at gunpoint."
"Perfect visit! I asked 1000 lawyers yesterday and they all said it was perfect!"
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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Jack Smith: "Ohhh, he did nothing wrong. Gotcha. How did I miss that? Case dismissed." 

right? they probably sat there, heard what he had to say, took in every word, and then sobbed on their way out. 

it likely took an hour for Smith to finish recapping all the evidence they have on him and his co-conspirators/enablers

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

"Productive" is probably the least likely and least believable possible description of that meeting. What's it gonna produce, aside from the indictment, dotard? 

q: if 45 said he would drop out and never participate in politics again, would you accept a plea deal? I guess I'd want to see the evidence against him, but my inclination is yeah. and if he breaks even hair of that agreement, off to the pokey. oh, and his stupid fucking kids too. they can't play in the sandbox anymore either after using it as a cat box.

oh, and part of the gov't deal is they get to still release the evidence to the public.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

q: if 45 said he would drop out and never participate in politics again, would you accept a plea deal? I guess I'd want to see the evidence against him, but my inclination is yeah. and if he breaks even hair of that agreement, off to the pokey. oh, and his stupid fucking kids too. they can't play in the sandbox anymore either after using it as a cat box.

If he also has to leave the country and can never post on social media or give a recorded interview again, I would do it.

 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

q: if 45 said he would drop out and never participate in politics again, would you accept a plea deal? 

Trump's entire defense strategy is to get elected and pardon himself. 

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Trump's entire defense strategy is to get elected and pardon himself. 

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On 7/26/2023 at 10:03 AM, Red Five said:

1) Stollen. So yeah he thinks that's how it's spelled.

2) If Biden is the most corrupt president in history then it should be pretty easy to name some of the things for which he should be impeached. Go ahead Dotard. 

Well have you seen the size of his son's penis??  Rigged!

15 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If he also has to leave the country and can never post on social media or give a recorded interview again, I would do it.

I’d be happy if we let him go to Russia. Without his so-called “my papers”, he really is too stupid to know what the heck our security, intelligence and military services were doing. If it didn’t involve his political fortunes - or more importantly, his personal grifting - he really didn’t give a shit about governing or listening to briefing. 

I’m sure he can tell Putin, “We’ve got really good missiles and stuff”, but that’s about it.

18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

q: if 45 said he would drop out and never participate in politics again, would you accept a plea deal? I guess I'd want to see the evidence against him, but my inclination is yeah. and if he breaks even hair of that agreement, off to the pokey. oh, and his stupid fucking kids too. they can't play in the sandbox anymore either after using it as a cat box.

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35 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

q: if 45 said he would drop out and never participate in politics again, would you accept a plea deal? I guess I'd want to see the evidence against him, but my inclination is yeah. and if he breaks even hair of that agreement, off to the pokey. oh, and his stupid fucking kids too. they can't play in the sandbox anymore either after using it as a cat box.

Fuck no.

1) Barring a major economic setback or $6 gas nationwide, he ain't winning in 2024.

2) He is the GOP now. He's their problem. Don't give them a way out to return to "normal politics" and pretend that the last 8 years didn't happen. I want them to have to own that their only viable candidate and party leader--until his death and even in prison--is a convicted criminal.

3) I want Trump voters to have to own it too. A plea deal to remove him from politics would be the best case scenario for MAGA. "The deep state is terrified of Trump, and this was the only way to get rid of him." The true believers will always find a way to escape shame or placing any blame on Trump. But those closer to the middle who voted for Trump for some miniscule or imagined tax break, or fear of the border...know for the rest of eternity that you voted 2-3 times for the only felon President, and helped fucked over the country due to your selfishness and gullibility.

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39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

q: if 45 said he would drop out and never participate in politics again, would you accept a plea deal? I guess I'd want to see the evidence against him, but my inclination is yeah. and if he breaks even hair of that agreement, off to the pokey. oh, and his stupid fucking kids too. they can't play in the sandbox anymore either after using it as a cat box.

 

36 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If he also has to leave the country and can never post on social media or give a recorded interview again, I would do it.

Explaint to me this legal mechanism, exactly? Because I'm not sure there is ont that bars his fucking kids, that is constitutional, and I'm not sure I want that precedent. Meanwhile, it will 100% infame the stupids and prove in their minds even further that the govt. is out to get every conservative. If the idea of jailing a former president running for office again has any merit as to being bad for the country, then this outcome is even WORSE. You have to convict this motherfucker. 

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fuck no.

1) Barring a major economic setback or $6 gas nationwide, he ain't winning in 2024.

2) He is the GOP now. He's their problem. Don't give them a way out to return to "normal politics" and pretend that the last 8 years didn't happen. I want them to have to own that their only viable candidate and party leader--until his death and even in prison--is a convicted criminal.

3) I want Trump voters to have to own it too. A plea deal to remove him from politics would be the best case scenario for MAGA. "The deep state is terrified of Trump, and this was the only way to get rid of him." The true believers will always find a way to escape shame or placing any blame on Trump. But those closer to the middle who voted for Trump for some miniscule or imagined tax break, or fear of the border...know for the rest of eternity that you voted 2-3 times for the only felon President, and helped fucked over the country due to your selfishness and gullibility.

All of this right here. 

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41 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

q: if 45 said he would drop out and never participate in politics again, would you accept a plea deal? I guess I'd want to see the evidence against him, but my inclination is yeah. and if he breaks even hair of that agreement, off to the pokey. oh, and his stupid fucking kids too. they can't play in the sandbox anymore either after using it as a cat box.

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Explaint to me this legal mechanism, exactly? Because I'm not sure there is ont that bars his fucking kids, that is constitutional, and I'm not sure I want that precedent. Meanwhile, it will 100% infame the stupids and prove in their minds even further that the govt. is out to get every conservative. If the idea of jailing a former president running for office again has any merit as to being bad for the country, then this outcome is even WORSE. You have to convict this motherfucker. 

All of this right here. 

dude, I'm just killing time here. lol

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dude, I'm just killing time here. lol

I mean, what do you think I'm doing? Splitting the atom? 

Exile has been used many times throughout history.  I have no idea how it would work legally here and now, but a former President has never tried to overthrow the government so we're in uncharted territory.  Good point on the kids, they have to go also with the same rules.

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16 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

1) Barring a major economic setback or $6 gas nationwide, he ain't winning in 2024.

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50 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

q: if 45 said he would drop out and never participate in politics again, would you accept a plea deal? I guess I'd want to see the evidence against him, but my inclination is yeah. and if he breaks even hair of that agreement, off to the pokey. oh, and his stupid fucking kids too. they can't play in the sandbox anymore either after using it as a cat box.

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At this point I don't really care that much about indictments, I want him to be fucking dead and gone. If there was an enforceable deal for him to just hole up at MAL for the remainder of his days and shut the fuck up, i'd be good with that deal. It's not gonna happen, so just fucking die already you fat piece of shit. Take Uncle Clarence with you too, please and thank you.

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I mean, record inflation barely won the GOP the house and they couldn’t win the senate. 

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Exile has been used many times throughout history.  I have no idea how it would work legally here and now, but a former President has never tried to overthrow the government so we're in uncharted territory.  Good point on the kids, they have to go also with the same rules.

Let's strap a parachute on him and drop him on one of those uninhabited islands in Alaska.  He can fight with the walruses and cormorants for food.

This one looks good: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog_Island_(Aleutian_Islands)

 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Let's strap a parachute on him and drop him on one of those uninhabited islands in Alaska.  He can fight with the walruses and cormorants for food.

This one looks good: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog_Island_(Aleutian_Islands)

 

I would pay a substantial sum to watch this documented by camera(s).  The camera batteries probably wouldn't even need to be recharged before he succumbed to the conditions.

I would prefer a small island made of volcanic rock with no vegetation on it.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I mean, record inflation barely won the GOP the house and they couldn’t win the senate. 

Yeah, but the country has goldfish brain.

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I would prefer a small island made of volcanic rock with no vegetation on it.

...and no parachute.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I do wonder if his attorneys just told him things went well, and then sort of added at the end that he will need to be in Washington next week to come talk to Jack himself.  Sort of an "other than that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln?"  

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, but the country has goldfish brain.

That’s what the GOP said about Dobbs  

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2 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Dropping both indictments at the same time so that you split up the crazies would be a good idea.  And also, fuck Trump.   

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35 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I would pay a substantial sum to watch this documented by camera(s).  The camera batteries probably wouldn't even need to be recharged before he succumbed to the conditions.

I dunno. He's got a pretty thick coat of protective blubber.

14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I dunno. He's got a pretty thick coat of protective blubber.

"That's OK."

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18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I dunno. He's got a pretty thick coat of protective blubber.

“He’s just like us!”

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Put them on the pile 

 

 

Somewhat surprised. Not at the addition of defendants so much as new charges. Not sure what is the advantage of piecemealing this would be. 

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Somewhat surprised. Not at the addition of defendants so much as new charges. Not sure what is the advantage of piecemealing this would be. 

Diversification?  Keeping it from falling all under one judge?  

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Somewhat surprised. Not at the addition of defendants so much as new charges. Not sure what is the advantage of piecemealing this would be. 

Maybe it's not about an advantage as "We just learned about this from Giuliani" or something

10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Somewhat surprised. Not at the addition of defendants so much as new charges. Not sure what is the advantage of piecemealing this would be. 

maybe it's uh, new information? you know, like the name implies?

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Re-indicted and feels so good....

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

It wasn’t stolen. It was stollen 

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