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15 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Chasing Amy was always terrible with that screeching terrible lead actress.

Joey Lauren Adams.  Yeah that one.  Grating as fuck.

Yeah, she's awful.

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We were semi-regulars at Egos for a few years in the early to mid 00’s and there was a period where JLA was there a lot as well. As hot as she was she was even sweeter. Would talk to anyone and dance with anyone that approached her. My crush since Dazed only grew bigger. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Well that's what happens when you don't blow the I.T. guy, you dumb cunt.  For being the smart one, Ivanka really going about this the wrong way...


I believe that is Jared's responsibility in their household.

 

3 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

I'd say the sketch artist nailed the Merton Hanks-ish neck seen in the actual photo from today. I was unaware.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, women often look 50 when they're . . . 50.

You must be quite the connoisseur of vocal fry and up talk.   

But if acting like you liked Chasing Amy got your date to hop into bed with you, you're the winner.

Her voice made me want to reach up to the screen and punch her larynx. 

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, safe sex said:

Chasing Amy hasn't aged well, and it was probably never as good as I thought it was, but it was an important piece of queer representation (through the eyes of a cis straight man lmao) to teenage me.

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9 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

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Ivankasauras, or, Trump-a-sore-ass.

ILLAMA TRUMP 

-or-

ILPACA TRUMP 

???

we’re workshopping a commissioned piece  

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Looks like Sharon Tate's head stuck on a giraffe.

Your deleted scenes DVD from "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" sounds lit as fuck

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Posted
4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I was thinking it looked like Kellyanne Conway, right before she devours the mouse someone dropped in her enclosure.

I laughed entirely too fucking hard at this.

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You Fool!  The humans must never see us eat! 

I read that in Diana's pseudo-lizard voice.

 

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On 11/8/2023 at 9:44 AM, smuggs said:

She's had more work done recently. Starting to look like Cher.

 

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are there just tons of people walking around with successful versions of this kind of cosmetic surgery and we don't even know because of course if you notice it, it is bad?

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18 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

are there just tons of people walking around with successful versions of this kind of cosmetic surgery and we don't even know because of course if you notice it, it is bad?

It looks like Ivanka had buccal fat pad removal done when she was younger. It's a common surgery that creates a sunken cheek look when normally the cheeks are puffy. It makes younger women look older and more mature, but that comes with an obvious cost later. Compare her cheeks now to below. 

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See these before and after pics from a plastic surgery website. 

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The problem is when women get older, the fat in the area goes away naturally. This creates a sunken look naturally that looks like meth mouth when they've had buccal fat pad surgery as well. It looks gaunt and shitty, so they have to get other implants to stretch the area out try to make it look normal, which doesn't work. 

No matter what they do, they are chasing away meth mouth. 

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4 minutes ago, Pods said:

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The buccal fat removal was so successful here that I don't even notice the Halloween witch-level facial moles anymore.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

In the cosmetic surgery world the accepted term is "Leno".

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Also known as the Janowski.

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5 hours ago, dcbc said:

I read that in Diana's pseudo-lizard voice.

 

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Found the scene.  Wasn't Willie or the extended neck Dianna, but it was bugging me today at lunch: 

 

Posted
8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Found the scene.  Wasn't Willie or the extended neck Dianna, but it was bugging me today at lunch: 

 

So you were referencing V: The Final Battle.  That was the first thing that came to mind, but I wasn't sure.

 

I taped the whole thing back in the 80s and, then, watched and taped the original when they reran it.  So good and terrible!

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It was so bad, but we loved every minute of it as kids.  I still can't remember the order correctly.  It was just "V" that was first.  Then V: the final battle.  And then the garbage weekly series just called "V: the Series", right?  I had lost interest by then.  But the two short-run shows were all we could consume as kids.  I remember we'd color our forearms with green markers and then put elmer's glue on top and let it dry so we could peel it off like the Visitors.  Also, I think Donald Trump ruined like 2 businesses that same year (his USFL team and something else, probably).

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, kevwun said:

She's also had a couple inches of bondo added to her chin.

Yep, all of the Trump get are chinless wonders. Combined, they might add up to one normal chin. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Pods said:

Yep, all of the Trump get are chinless wonders. Combined, they might add up to one normal chin. 

 

They got fewer Chins than a North Korean phonebook?  

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A plumber, a maid, a chauffuer, and a woodworker all saw the secret documents in the bedroom and solarium.  It's like a fucking Coen Brothers script except real people probably died.  

$50 says he claims them seeing the papers doesn't count since they're all from shithole countries and can't read/speak English.  

 

But as per usual, "Executive Privilege!  Can't prosecute me!  Political witch hunt!"  Okay, Mr. President.  Even if that's a thing, and it's not---how does that allow the plumber of Mar-a-Lago to have access to them with his camera phone? 

Trump, "Show me where in the constitution it says the President can't have documents near his plumber."

Well, first of all...let's start with the fact there weren't any fucking plumbers in 1789 you fucking lunatic.



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