2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Getafix 28358]

 

Aggie 247

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 3 by Getafix

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

So he's an aggie lock? 

[Bevo 13417]

3 hours ago, tokamak said:

I was really starting to dream about Mitchell in particular.

Hmmm

[Teryor 4386]

Scourton

They had to hit on someone, might as well be the hometown kid. Hopefully he takes more visits

[Tex-19 2868]

Scourton would be a good get for them. You hate to see it

[SamMan 1327]

3 hours ago, Kwix said:

 

Saban after the game:

[South Austin 51410]

53 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Both import and export or do they specialize?

Yes.

[Bevo 13417]

10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes.

That's a shame. I've always preferred the export business myself.

[closetojumping 61996]

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

@closetojumping this dude who has a hard on for you wants you to know this

He’s either a troll or an idiot who doesn’t understand context. I don’t care either way and put the dipshit on ignore. I should have done it when he attempted to tell us that NIL would never displace the bag game and that Texas was failing with NIL compared to the competition. 

[pacman 7212]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Okay, you made me do it.

 

[mantis toboggan 846]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He’s either a troll or an idiot who doesn’t understand context. I don’t care either way and put the dipshit on ignore. I should have done it when he attempted to tell us that NIL would never displace the bag game and that Texas was failing with NIL compared to the competition. 

[billfromlaketravis 11266]

7 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

Elongated torso. WNB. - Signed, surly

[MisterP 127]

53 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Elongated torso. WNB. - Signed, surly

kind of shitty armpits and no tits, agreed

plus you couldnt take her anywhere in the sun

Edited January 4 by MisterP

[DixonHur 10806]

56 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Elongated torso. WNB. - Signed, surly

 

3 minutes ago, MisterP said:

kind of shitty armpits and no tits, agreed

plus you couldnt take her anywhere in the sun

Counterpoint:

[MisterP 127]

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 

Counterpoint:

Yes but he is making money and that is what women are attracted to

You never seen a dumb ugly mother fucker with a hot woman? Blind?

Edited January 4 by MisterP

[DixonHur 10806]

1 minute ago, MisterP said:

Yes but he is making money and that is what women are attracted to

You never seen a dumb ugly mother fucker with a hot woman? Blind?

How do you know she's not the breadwinner?  Star player on 2-time defending national volleyball champs vs football center?  Kind of a toss-up.

[El Compadre 765]

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

[Rickylovesweed 14076]

9 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

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Needs a longer rap sheet for OU to be interested. 

[Mikey4 2475]

8 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

Probably a better culture fit at a&m

[ousux 5566]

He is dating Jenna Wenaas on the VB team, so maybe he sticks around for another year. 

I just brought up the Volleyball roster since I didnt remember which one she was...

Jake should stay, and congrats young man!

[South Austin 51410]

22 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

This could be the edge rusher we’ve been waiting years for.

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

30 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

I need the back story here before I can make an assessment.  I do like his explosiveness. But he missed the tackle

[conVINCEd 21468]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I need the back story here before I can make an assessment.  I do like his explosiveness. But he missed the tackle

Hurries matter, and it seems she hit the ground even if he didn’t get the kill shot.

[El Compadre 765]

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I need the back story here before I can make an assessment.  I do like his explosiveness. But he missed the tackle

He leapt over the whole freaking bench. Her knee was down! He'd be like Bobby Boucher out there.

Edited January 4 by El Compadre

[Bevo 13417]

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This could be the edge rusher we’ve been waiting years for.

He overran the play, do not want.

[Professor Chesney 478]

Security guard needs to tighten up his coverage, way too much of a cushion.

[HtownHorn 14285]

1 hour ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

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Let me help you out.

 

[Treefidy 1462]

2 hours ago, MisterP said:

Because it is volleyball. I get this boards desire to be woke. But don't do it in exchange for being smart. He has the pancake factory at minimum and drives a Lambo. Are you fucking stupid? There is literally negative money in women's sports. 

Actually the top VB players are making more each year than you are.  
 

Jerrett Elliott has been helping them with investment strategies, there’s real money going towards the VB team.  

[Napoleon 8577]

Re: Thompson...

10 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Because he runs a 4.8, takes horrible tackling angles, and is a total liability? See the first deep pass for UW, for example.

However, he's a LFL, and I wish him success.

 

10 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Or standing around watching OU score the game winning TD

Maybe he has trouble reading LEFTIES.

Perhaps that's why he doesn't play baseball.

 

 

3 hours ago, pacman said:

 

Come on...

Don't you guys remember The First Rule of Volleyball?

Spoiler

1st R of VB:

It's all about the ASS!

You can't post a photo of a volleyball player and act like the only thing that does not matter is the ass. Do better!

The Oregon team would laugh you out of the gym.

 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

This thread is just so zany

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

6 hours ago, Chopper said:

Okay, you made me do it.

[HenryJames 64901]

52 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Actually the top VB players are making more each year than you are.  
 

Jerrett Elliott has been helping them with investment strategies, there’s real money going towards the VB team.  

Username checks out.

[sith_horn 2320]

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

He overran the play, do not want.

[Chili dog 1787]

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Needs a longer rap sheet for OU to be interested. 

He’s attacking a FEMALE judge. (Plus, his jumping over the bench triggered my PTSD from a 2001 traumatic event…) Dude oozes that OUDNA. 

[Chili dog 1787]

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Dont do this. 

If only someone had said that to his father just prior to climax. 

[Stunns38 3239]

 

Saban went coach Kilmer vs. Billy Bob on him after Lance got hurt.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11609]

20 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11609]

18 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Transfers don't sign anything binding them to school....it is when they attend class that it becomes bound.

 

 

I believe Neyor attended classes at Tennessee before he decided "nah fuck this, Burnt Orange is the orange that doesn't suck". 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9064]

7 hours ago, Chili dog said:

If only someone had said that to his father just prior to climax. 

That's way too late. 

[RomaVicta 29472]

7 hours ago, Chili dog said:

He’s attacking a FEMALE judge. (Plus, his jumping over the bench triggered my PTSD from a 2001 traumatic event…) Dude oozes that OUDNA. 

I bet he had an interesting escorted walk back to his cell.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

47 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I bet he had an interesting escorted walk back to his cell.

Are you suggesting he might have tripped a few times but all injuries were sustained during the courtroom scuffle?

[RomaVicta 29472]

43 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Are you suggesting he might have tripped a few times but all injuries were sustained during the courtroom scuffle?

'Twas the judge who tore the ear and bruised the testes.

'Twas she who bore the fear and cracked the rib and all phalanges.

[Thiefery 4940]

i for one can't wait til Jake and Jenna begin making TEXAS babies

[Hookem2147 20811]

Quotes about Matthew Golden from Chris Jackson during media day before the Sugar Bowl (via 247)

“Getting Matt was really big for us because we're potentially losing all of our production besides Johntay’s eight catches. We're losing the top three guys [at receiver] besides eight receptions. So, what we needed was to make sure we brought in a leader because we lost all of our leadership. As I told Matt, when we were talking to him, I said, ‘I need two things from your big dawg. I need you to come work your ass off and I need you to lead these young men.’

“He's a very confident young man, but he’s quiet by demeanor. He said, ‘I'm not a leader vocally.’ I said, ‘I don't care about that as long as you work hard.’ He said, ‘Coach, I can do that.’ So, I think he's gonna be a perfect fit for us. He's gonna be a perfect NFL-caliber kickoff returner, and he's going to be an NFL-caliber receiver for us. So, my job is to try to get him in and out of here a lot like AD Mitchell. So, I think he knows his role. He knows he's got to lead a lot of these younger dudes because there's not a whole lot of production returning. He just provides us with a lot of experience, and hopefully, he’ll be able to share that with the younger guys.”

[Viper 11918]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

 

[Red Five 40109]

Burton said this morning there's a very good chance Guilbeau hits the portal. Sort of figured that when we brought in Mukuba to play star.

[Hookem2147 20811]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Burton said this morning there's a very good chance Guilbeau hits the portal. Sort of figured that when we brought in Mukuba to play star.

He wasn’t very good in limited action this year and he had the knee injury last year that cost him a lot of offseason time. Right now I wouldn’t confidently say he’s better than Austin Jordan so he’s battling for second string.

[RollLeft 5038]

18 hours ago, Teryor said:

I guess they all got tired of being "Legendary"...

[NoName 16196]

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He wasn’t very good in limited action this year and he had the knee injury last year that cost him a lot of offseason time. Right now I wouldn’t confidently say he’s better than Austin Jordan so he’s battling for second string.

i think he spent all year in an -OR- situation with Jordan, so not like he was way outplaying him?

[Hookem2147 20811]

Just now, NoName said:

i think he spent all year in an -OR- situation with Jordan, so not like he was way outplaying him?

I may be misremembering but does Guilbeau even play special teams? Jordan is certainly a plus in that regard.