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5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Β Life's a fragile thing, Harry.

he says β€œHare” not β€œHarry.” Β have you even seen the movie? Β fucking idiot.Β 

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

That John Denver’s full of shit, man!

Here, maybe you should wear these extra gloves. Β My hands are getting kinda sweaty.

Yeah, we're in the Rockies.

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No, the best part is the catch with them a half mile down the road and slight their throats. Yeah, it was a good one.

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Good timing. Β 30 min ago got these two texts from my brothers on our little group text chain. Β 
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Panicked for a moment because I thought i had a Dumb and Dumber moment. Taking a brutal dump at an office that don't frequent often and felt as though a courtesy flush was warranted. I reach behind and press the lever and ... nothing. So I rapidly press again and again. Nothing.Β 

Sweat begins to bead up -- partly due to panic, partly due to overwhelming stench. Finally - engagement. For some reason these's a 2-second delay in button pressing and flush. Strange engineering.Β 

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Wow. Β "I'M SHAVING!"

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