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Life's a fragile thing, Harry.


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Good timing.  30 min ago got these two texts from my brothers on our little group text chain.  
 

Bro 1 

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Panicked for a moment because I thought i had a Dumb and Dumber moment. Taking a brutal dump at an office that don't frequent often and felt as though a courtesy flush was warranted. I reach behind and press the lever and ... nothing. So I rapidly press again and again. Nothing. 

Sweat begins to bead up -- partly due to panic, partly due to overwhelming stench. Finally - engagement. For some reason these's a 2-second delay in button pressing and flush. Strange engineering. 

Bro 2

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Wow.  "I'M SHAVING!"

 

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